I’m the top chess player on Mars, AMA!

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How much snow would Isaac Snow chuck if Isaac Snow could chuck snow?

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what's your favorite part of Mars

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RuyLopezChampion wrote:
Do you control the lightning on Mars?

Unfortunately I do not. My neighbor Elon Musk does not want me to.

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NobleElevator wrote:

How much snow would Isaac Snow chuck if Isaac Snow could chuck snow?

All of it 

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NubbyCheeseking wrote:

what's your favorite part of Mars

The capital of Mars, known as Tesla City 

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Are you next door neighbors with Elon?

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NobleElevator wrote:

Are you next door neighbors with Elon?

I live in his office building, have my own suite, right smack in the middle of Tesla City 

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what do you think about us humans sending a rover to your planet

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shanlee132 wrote:
LightningChess21 wrote:
shanlee132 wrote:

No offense, Why do you copy me from my blog: https://www.chess.com/blog/shanlee132/my-game-against-mars-top-chess-player

Before that, I have never seen you said that. But you have always said you're from mars. 

Not copying. This is a forum not a blog, and it’s different content, and I’m the one who lives on Mars 

I know, but before that you never said you were the top player on Mars . Only after you commented and read my blog you put that on your profile and status  

Actually he called himself the top player on Mars on stream before you posted that

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How much rent do you pay?

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Roger436 wrote:

what do you think about us humans sending a rover to your planet

It is thoroughly amusing to me bc Elon is terrified of them, so seeing him squeal like a pig every time one lands is priceless. Keep sending them!

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Do you know this person? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pql5227rCc0 

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8DragonChess8 wrote:
LightningChess21 wrote:
8DragonChess8 wrote:

Want a chess game?

No thanks 

why u bulle me.

I’m a Martian 

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NobleElevator wrote:

How much rent do you pay?

Bruh wdym, he pays me!

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NobleElevator wrote:

Do you know this person? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pql5227rCc0 

No I think they are fake, a mere myth 

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LightningChess21 wrote:
hvenki wrote:

you are factually incorrect, my good friend larry is in fact 4 points better

Incorrect, I have the highest ICL (Intergalactic Chess League) rating on Mars at 2742 

wait wtf I thought we were talking about connect 4, nvm

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does your family also live on Mars?

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NobleElevator wrote:

does your family also live on Mars?

No they stay home in Alabama 

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hvenki wrote:
LightningChess21 wrote:
hvenki wrote:

you are factually incorrect, my good friend larry is in fact 4 points better

Incorrect, I have the highest ICL (Intergalactic Chess League) rating on Mars at 2742 

wait wtf I thought we were talking about connect 4, nvm

I forgive you 

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Your coach lives in Mississippi, sooooo do you use zoom? or some secret online technology elon created o_0