I’m the top chess player on Mars, AMA!

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Also how do you negotiate, like what time zone do you Martians use? Do you just use CST for simplicity?

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NobleElevator wrote:

Your coach lives in Mississippi, sooooo do you use zoom? or some secret online technology elon created o_0

We use Skype, altho Elon’s tech makes it better 

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NobleElevator wrote:

Your coach lives in Mississippi, sooooo do you use zoom? or some secret online technology elon created o_0

plot twist: elon musk cant decide what company to own so he just made every one. So zoom was in fact made by elon.

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Are you thrilled or annoyed at Elon trying to colonize Mars?

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can you coach me lol

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NobleElevator wrote:

Are you thrilled or annoyed at Elon trying to colonize Mars?

A little of both. Love the idea of expanding here, but I don’t want it to get too crowded 

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NobleElevator wrote:

Also how do you negotiate, like what time zone do you Martians use? Do you just use CST for simplicity?

We use the Intergalactic time zone, or ITZ 

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How old are you in Mars years?

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LightningChess21 wrote:
NobleElevator wrote:

Also how do you negotiate, like what time zone do you Martians use? Do you just use CST for simplicity?

We use the Intergalactic time zone, or ITZ 

how many hours ahead/behind is that from CST, your preferred time zone

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NubbyCheeseking wrote:

can you coach me lol

Yes, but Elon forces me to charge $666 an hour 

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NobleElevator wrote:

How old are you in Mars years?

21

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NobleElevator wrote:

How old are you in Mars years?

69

he's also 69 in earth years and jupiter years

except for venus years where he's 420

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may I ask a question?

alright i'm satisfied now that i've asked one

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NobleElevator wrote:
LightningChess21 wrote:
NobleElevator wrote:

Also how do you negotiate, like what time zone do you Martians use? Do you just use CST for simplicity?

We use the Intergalactic time zone, or ITZ 

how many hours ahead/behind is that from CST, your preferred time zone

It’s the exact same. In fact it will be the exact same with every time zone bc of the combination of Elons tech and my magic 

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LightningChess21 wrote:
Gamehead1 wrote:

howd yuou get there

Simple. I attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry where I learned how to apparate from one place to another 

dream on, man. 

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Can you confirm/deny if Elon actually is okay?

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hvenki wrote:

may I ask a question?

alright i'm satisfied now that i've asked one

When pigs fly 

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Can you link your twitch here tongue.png

free promo pog xDDD

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NobleElevator wrote:

Can you confirm/deny if Elon actually is okay?

He is somewhere in the middle

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NobleElevator wrote:

Can you link your twitch here

free promo pog xDDD

I cannot bc I don’t support self promo