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Oh great, the nutjob has arrived. Problem solved, lol.

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BishopTakesH7 wrote:

Oh shoot, last online five minutes ago

 

;-;

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CannedAsparagus wrote:

Oh great, the nutjob has arrived. Problem solved, lol.

At least DTN is trying to help, unlike someone we know...

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Continue and I may snap. Not commit, but have undoubtedly being broken

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December_TwentyNine wrote:
EscherehcsE wrote:
CannedAsparagus wrote:

Oh great, the nutjob has arrived. Problem solved, lol.

At least DTN is trying to help, unlike someone we know...

Yes thank you hunnie.

I think the Asparagus is just mean muggin' on me.

It's all good though.

Anime Girl has plenty of hugs to give.

 

 

you got this :3

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EscherehcsE wrote:
CannedAsparagus wrote:

Oh great, the nutjob has arrived. Problem solved, lol.

At least DTN is trying to help, unlike someone we know...

Kind words don't help. Never helped anyone.

The only thing which resolves 99% of these suicidal cases is money. Not even trolling ... money enables, buys and replaces everything. When I was in my dark phases I didn't need to hear wacko babble about the enemy in the mirrors or some other rubbish, I needed actual support. We, denizens of the Internet, can't reach out to the OP, as we won't ever meet him in person. It's pretentious to believe that some 'well-meant advice' is going to resolve his problems.

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Sad. Well, it's now Beer o'clock, see you f****s later. 

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And for I have snapped. Fon’ me insatiable. Nevertheless. Taws a pleasant time. I tipped my hat. And left sol room

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What pleases you, stopped now from inerth endeavors?

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What stops you?

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December_TwentyNine wrote:

You need to chill.

This is me talking, and not the Anime Girl.

It's much easier to be nice than to be a *(GASP!)*

I like Corona myself. Take a shot of Jack Daniels, then chase it with an ice cold Corona.

Ahhhhhhhh that's good.

You may think I'm a big meanie, but I'm just honest. I love truth, I don't need to sugarcoat it to make it palatable.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzsV6ZwZvlQ&ab_channel=AndrewJohnson

 

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All of you, may be, left alone! Angry, and infuriated! NO! What is this thread you all! For this shall not work! I hate it! I HATE IT!!!

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December_TwentyNine wrote:
CannedAsparagus wrote:

You may think I'm a big meanie, but I'm just honest. I love truth, I don't need to sugarcoat it to make it palatable.

Trust me.

Voted for Trump twice. I hate the Fake News the Corrupt Politicians, and all the stupid propaganda that the whole world is engulfed in right now. I'm up for waking up the people and would take the truth over what these frauds tell us any day.

I didn't sugar coat that.

But I don't think it's appropriate to refer to the forum as *(explicit word)*. So I was disagreeing with you, on that one small token. Just sayin'.

Interesting. You know, maybe it was unfair of me to block and shame you, you're an agreeable person after all. Hey, you ever tried weed? My limp-assed, anti-human, weak-willed government is gonna legalize it next week (in Germany), but it's already been okay to talk about it for a decade or so ...

Ever smoked some?

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I’m upset in note of this headache. Out ny for where? I hate headaches

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December_TwentyNine wrote:

I have. But I think I like those little gummy candies better!!! I was Sooooooo stoned, after taking JUST TWO!!!

Talk about being high as a kite. Man. Totally messed up from that.

Remember that I work at a liquor store and I deal with the general public. So I have learned many things about dealing with people. Trust me when I say this. Some people are just. Stupid. But that's the fun part - got to be patient with these individuals - yes I did get in trouble for not greeting the customer because "Oh geez. It's HER again." and just ignored her. (of course she's got to report me. but anyway I'm rambling)

You don't like the Anime Girl - that's fine - I'm not a nut job - because I HATE the Enemy and I HATE The Hall of Mirrors. This keeps me in check.

I guess you have seen ME, and NOT the Anime Girl.

Yes, I like you more than your forum persona, I gotta say ... I love weed. It helped me tremendously. I hope everything goes well for you. I'm kinda stoned myself rn. And my destiny become ever clearer to me: Overcome, or be swept away 

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Heh heh, no! I can't possibly display my weed stash on this website .. But I'd like to!

Dude, tell me, are you gay for men? No need to answer, I'm only curious.

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December_TwentyNine wrote:

No.

The Anime Girl is a personality. I've given her a script that impersonates what some real woman might say.

She's supposed to be friendly, flirtatious - uses the Language of Women - but she's not meant to be taken personally is the idea.

 

+1

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December_TwentyNine wrote:

I find it very interesting how I completely turned Canned Asparagus around. Blocked me, called me a nut job and whatever else then come to find out later he finds me a reasonable person to talk to.

Correct this if I am mistaken.

(P.S. He's not the first on chess.com to call me a whacko or something relevant. Oh, "nut job" was the term used. But I don't hold it against them.)

 

Honestly, I'm more of a nutjob than everyone here combined.

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You may be mistaken.