Important Life Questions

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1. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

2. Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?

3. Why is cargo delivered on a ship called cargo and goods delivered in trucks/cars called shipment?

4. Is it called Sand because it is between the Sea and Land?

5. More Swiss Cheese = More Holes. More Holes = Less Cheese. Therefore More Swiss Cheese = Less Swiss Cheese.

6. If a midget smokes does he/she get medium or high?

7. If you clean a vacuum cleaner, do you yourself become a vacuum cleaner?

8. Why is virginia the state of lovers?

9. If your son becomes a priest do you call him son or father?

10. If you curse at your malfunctioning printer, will it not like your tone?

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This makes my head hurt.

10. Printers don't have feelings

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EndgameStudier wrote:

11. What happens if Pinochio says "my nose will now grow"?

Obviously in one dimension it will grow and explode in the second.

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It "Rhode" the waves to become part of a continent.

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how many tons of stuff does washington wash?

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aurophoe

Wow

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No... I don't watch Family Guy. Or any other form of TV.

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EndgameStudier wrote:

Sounds like you're too much of a family guy.

nah... not really.

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Yeah, I don't find cartoons entertaining anymore. Only legos.

CoolKnight324

9:Father

7:yes

4: yes

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EndgameStudier wrote:

What's worse? Stepping on a lego or having a giant toenail come out in your socks and end up under your foot.

second no doubt

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EndgameStudier wrote:

If a barber is only willing to shave people who don't shave themselves, does he shave himself?

no he just snips off with scissors

Rocket5cience
EndgameStudier wrote:

If a barber is only willing to shave people who don't shave themselves, does he shave himself?

Nah he just goes to the barber's barber

Rocket5cience

Another life question, why are you bullying the highest class of philosopher?