This makes my head hurt.
10. Printers don't have feelings
11. What happens if Pinochio says "my nose will now grow"?
Obviously in one dimension it will grow and explode in the second.
What's worse? Stepping on a lego or having a giant toenail come out in your socks and end up under your foot.
second no doubt
If a barber is only willing to shave people who don't shave themselves, does he shave himself?
no he just snips off with scissors
1. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
2. Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
3. Why is cargo delivered on a ship called cargo and goods delivered in trucks/cars called shipment?
4. Is it called Sand because it is between the Sea and Land?
5. More Swiss Cheese = More Holes. More Holes = Less Cheese. Therefore More Swiss Cheese = Less Swiss Cheese.
6. If a midget smokes does he/she get medium or high?
7. If you clean a vacuum cleaner, do you yourself become a vacuum cleaner?
8. Why is virginia the state of lovers?
9. If your son becomes a priest do you call him son or father?
10. If you curse at your malfunctioning printer, will it not like your tone?