In the Month of March

March, the month of opposites, you could say. Blimy rains and storms coming in the beginning of the month. Cold winds that blow so hard that the wig blows off of that old man's head. What's that cliche quote:

March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb.

But here we are on the 8th of May (which happens to be my niece's birthday) and do you see any lions?

No!

So, you see the fib in the saying. I'm on the East Coast of America. The only place you'll see a lion around here is in a zoo. Well, unless you meet my boss, but that's a different story.

And lambs! This isn't the time of Abraham, Isaac, and Esau people. 

(I know. It's Jacob)

Last time I saw a lamb was in a supermarket. All packaged and ready to go.

Really, come up with a modern saying like:

March comes in like a white shark and out like a blue whale

or something more worldwide

March comes in like an Atheist and out like and agnostic.

Sounds like we have a time traveler here

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I watched that yesterday and I had to write something on it which was part of the reason for writing this out.

Haha, glad you liked it, Andrew. I just realized, I never asked your name before. No the video doesn't have global warming. It's a guy talking about all the different "March comes in like...and out like a..." around the world.

In Phoenix AZ, March comes in like a giant sneeze (allergy and cold season) and goes out like a fireball (start of summer). Not fun. -_-

Haha! Oh, 'scuse me. You're right, not fun. *stifles a giggle* Good analogy (?).

You still sound so...so...immature.

(jk. But I admit to enjoy watching your personality change over the past year)

You were. But don't feel it too much. I was very much the same way when only a couple years younger than I am now.

Nah, you got it right the first time. ;P

HAHA!!! Stated my own thoughts in the wittiest way I could ever have hoped for.

Glad to oblige.

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I was going to comment on the said rarity, but the wit of you comment outweighed my wish to do so.

I don’t think—never mind.

Of course, Kate be like, "In like a lion, out like a hungrier lion."

I was trying to think of a good phrase to say back to that, but all that comes to mind is: Oh, and I suppose you be like "in like a Russian, change at the beginning of the month to German, mutate again near the 3rd week to a Czech, and leave like a Romanian."

It comes Marching in, and May April and June know, an August of wind blows it away.