Ironing Maiden
Will be starting with this.
Parody lyrics to follow ...
edit: here goes, actually working from home today waiting for my washing machine to be repaired, and happened to hear this song on spotify. only the chorus was changed and no animals were hurt during this production.
"Here I sit, alone in a window
The rain falls down on the glass in the cold
All my life, I've been waiting for a moment
It never came - maybe never will
Ah, sometimes I don't know
Those days are gone
Lord, I hide where I just can't say
I'm still there, catching your tears
Before they fall to the ground
when, your washine machine
refuses to spin
You need a change of parts
When, your microwave burns
no matter which knob you turn
You need a change of parts
(yeah)"
If you are in beta they have removed points
Nice. So kids won't be spamming for awards anymore?
more crickets from the community. shouldn't be too hard folks. i mean, unless you compare it to counting ...
1..2..3..4.....Wait.....Hold on.....Maiden has been delayed. I have just found out we have something called an "opening act"? Not sure what that is but lets find out.
Say it with me everyone "Kill Henry, Kill Henry, Kill Henry!"
Say it with me everyone "Kill Henry, Kill Henry, Kill Henry!"
but he never died.

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So no, it's not about her.
This will be a parody of iron maiden and/or Bruce Dickinson's songs. Join in folks (crickets)! He won't mind