Is God real ?

Sometimes he doesn't drink enough water, and it gets messy

This is why hail are small round balls! But it is white instead of brown because Godbunny is awesome. Tell us more Godbunny representative.

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
- Voltaire

I have no doubt that God exists ! God is the creator of the universe. 

yes God and Satan are real, they are my best friends

.... if I die, we will see each other ... and have some fun . . .

YES! But fate is not true! its a calculation of your good deeds and sins. BUT BTW isnt it too much to discuss this in a chess site?

the only sure thing in life is death 

Salvation has nothing to do with the number or severity of your sins. Everyone knows that.

The problem with using religious texts to back up the claim that your religion is the right one is that every religious text claims that it is the one true religion :P

Quran 20:14

Indeed, I am Allah. There is no deity except Me, so worship Me and establish prayer for My remembrance.