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winerkleiner
Soorat92 wrote:

just as long as the photo isn't of me either ... i think winerkleiner said he had one people could use ...

I do have one of Soorat flashing the peace sign, but only in a bathing suit.

winerkleiner
kayak21 wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:

Did all the old people doze off on this thread? Lol.

Ooops, sorry, yes, I did. :))

I dozed off before you!

winerkleiner
kayak21 wrote:

Thanks. I've been busy on other threads, they keep me out of trouble, sometimes. :)

I'll vouch for that, she's a busy Brit!

winerkleiner
Soorat92 wrote:

i know how to melt, boil, stew, fry, fricassee ... all sorts of things to do to a man's heart (and i'm vegetarian)

but i prefer to just hold it raw and dripping in blood in my hands - while the man slowly keels over clutching the gaping wound in his chest.

Remind me never to give you my address!

chessgeek95
winerkleiner wrote:
Soorat92 wrote:

just as long as the photo isn't of me either ... i think winerkleiner said he had one people could use ...

I do have one of Soorat flashing the peace sign, but only in a bathing suit.


i think you should share

winerkleiner
chessgeek95 wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
Soorat92 wrote:

just as long as the photo isn't of me either ... i think winerkleiner said he had one people could use ...

I do have one of Soorat flashing the peace sign, but only in a bathing suit.


i think you should share

Warning: she's wearing flowers in her hair.

chessgeek95

i am brave i can take it show us

Soorat92

He's not allowed to show it ... no pictures of me with flowers in my hair!

Soorat92

wear them where? wear them where?

winerkleiner
manfredmann wrote:

If you're goinggg to San, Fran, cisco

Be sure to wearrr some flowwers in your ... oh nevermind

She's not falling for it. Frown

Soorat92

i dont get it ... Undecided - lol

winerkleiner
Soorat92 wrote:

wear them where? wear them where?

In your hair.

Oh btw, I braid and use hairspray on my armpit hair, is this a turn on?

Soorat92

oh a huge turn on

ask any girl - a guy who can braid his armpit hair is all we dream about

winerkleiner

That just confirms my life's assumptions on girl/guy attractions!  Hair rules!!

Soorat92

Of course ... hair is very important - why do you think demi moore left bruce willis? He went bald

Head hair is a huge attraction ... but it's nothing compared to well maintained armpit hair - I'm getting tingling in my toes just thinking about it

winerkleiner
Soorat92 wrote:

Of course ... hair is very important - why do you think demi moore left bruce willis? He went bald

Head hair is a huge attraction ... but it's nothing compared to well maintained armpit hair - I'm getting tingling in my toes just thinking about it

You certainly are not along, most females realize the importance of my armpit strands.  With a little moose (and flour) the night is made for cooking!

Soorat92

oh seranade me now ...

winerkleiner

Ok, I will give this a try, lol.

Your legs are hairy

Your outlook cheery

Your nature's wary

Your boyfriend's Gary

Soorat92

I love the way you focus on my best features like my hairy legs! :)

Soorat92

alright then - what did i have for lunch...