@Jalex13, Avez vous mangé vos escargots

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idilis

Well, you didn't think I'd forget did ya?

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/cooloutac-closed-for-abuse?page=15

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Now it's locked for posterity

Mattew

I don't like escargots lol

idilis
Mattew wrote:

I don't like escargots lol

Well @Jalex13 is supposed to post a pic of him eating them. But he'll have to catch one first.

Mattew

In France there are only a few restaurants that cooks escargots so ig he has to find some in his garden

idilis
Mattew wrote:

In France there are only a few restaurants that cooks escargots so ig he has to find some in his garden

Maybe there's a cheaper canned version

Mattew

Baken Oh baken You are maken Me shaken

Jalex13

Maybe I’m Italian now and want a pizza

idilis
Mattew wrote:

Baken Oh baken You are maken Me shaken

bake me shake me ....

@Jalex13 wants to back out now!

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/for-beginners/en-passant-legal-but-still-a-cheat-move?page=3#comment-71339319

idilis
Jalex13 wrote:

Maybe I’m Italian now and want a pizza

no! think of the the children! think of @mattew!  we're all counting on you.

eat that snail!

eat that snail!

eat that snail!

Jalex13
The pressure….it’s so much. The weight on my shoulders. Everyone is counting on me
idilis
Jalex13 wrote:
The pressure….it’s so much. The weight on my shoulders. Everyone is counting on me

You are now our resident calculator.

Mattew

1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 42, 298...

Jalex13
😞
Mattew

Don't worry, escargots are good

idilis

Ok ok don't be sad. You're off the hook.

EscherehcsE

So now jalex has to eat a pizza - with escargot toppings...

Jalex13
No!
EscherehcsE
Jalex13 wrote:
No!

Okay, you don't have to eat the pizza. But it would be fun to phone in a takeout order for pizza with escargot toppings to see what kind of reaction you'd get from the pizza shop...

Mattew

Hope they don't make a mistake and order you a pineapple pizza instead

Jalex13
I don’t deserve this cruel punishment guys