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Later . . . .

!Warning:

System 1 is deleted from the koifish history

Wait, what?

Trying again . . .

warning.alert ('System 1 is banned')

!Warning

System 1 is deleted from the koifish history

ahgg!

!Warning (Spam.internetalert)

System 1 is deleted from the koifish history

System 1 is deleted from the koifish history

System 1 is deleted from the koifish history

System 1 is deleted from the koifish history

!Warning (Spamhasbeendone!)

(The spam was actually 5 a second but was shorted-fied.)

!Warning

The computer lost power and broke

Ok, actually this was a humor story.

But at least it included Javascript!