JOHN BEAR YOU BETTER TAKE CARE IF I FIND YOU BEEN CREEPIN' ROUND MY BACKSTAIRS!!!

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JohnNapierSanDiego
I can see her lyin' back in her satin dress
In a room where you do what you don't confess.
John Bear, you better take care
If I find you bin creepin' round my back stairs.
John Bear, you better take care
If I find you bin creepin' round my back stairs.
                                                   
She's bin lookin' like a queen in a sailor's dream
And she don't always say what she really means.
Sometimes I think it's a shame
When I get feelin' better when I'm feelin' no pain.
Sometimes I think it's a shame
When I get feelin' better when I'm feelin' no pain.
                                                   
I can picture ev'ry move that a man could make;
Gettin' lost in her lovin' is your first mistake.
John Bear, you better take care
If I find you bin creepin' round my back stairs.
Sometimes I think it's a sin
When I feel like I'm winnin' when I'm losin' again.
                                                   
I can see her lookin' fast in her faded jeans;
She's a hard lovin' woman, got me feelin' mean.
Sometimes I think it's a shame
When I get feelin' better when I'm feelin' no pain.
John Bear style, you better take care
If I find you bin creepin' round my back stairs.
                                                   
John Bear you better take care
If I find you bin creepin' round my back stairs.
Sometimes I think it's a sin
When I feel like I'm winnin' when I'm losin' again. 
Winston1234e

Ey John Bear wsp

OneThousandEightHundred18

John Bear is so misunderstood 😪 (I have no idea what he's talking about)

OneThousandEightHundred18

Actually this post kinda slaps if you think about what it could mean 🔥

maxkeplerisme

John bear is king now

LordOTheFries
Oh yes, copy pasting “Sundown” and inserting a meme in it, the epitome of originality.
Winston1234e

How dare you disrespect John Bear

OneThousandEightHundred18

🎵 Sometimes I think it's a sin When I feel like I'm winnin' when I'm losin' again 🎶 🔥🔥🔥🔥

JohnNapierSanDiego
 LordOTheFries wrote:
Oh yes, copy pasting “Sundown” and inserting a meme in it, the epitome of originality.

TIS PRETTY ORIGINAL JOHN BEAR AGREES HOOMUN

BUT JOHN BEAR THINKS IT EVEN MORE ORIGINAL TO REPLACE THE WORD "FLIES" WITH "FRIES"

SO INSTEAD OF LORD OF THE FLIES IT'S LORD OF THE FRIES

VERY CLEVER

JOHN BEAR THINKS YOU MUST BE EXTREMELY CLEVER AND ORIGINAL HOOMUN TO THINK OF SOMETHING SO CLEVER AND ORIGINAL YOURSELF

LordOTheFries
There is an important difference: “Fries” is a pun on “Flies”.

“John Bear” is never in a million years going to be a pun on “Sundown”.

Puns are funny, random word swapping is not.
LordOTheFries
In Uncyclopedian terms, this post has

NO REDEEMING VALUE.
JohnNapierSanDiego
LordOTheFries wrote:
There is an important difference: “Fries” is a pun on “Flies”.
“John Bear” is never in a million years going to be a pun on “Sundown”.
Puns are funny, random word swapping is not.

CONFUSED HOOMUN YOU MENTION FUNNY BUT JOHN BEAR NO SEE ANY FUNNYNESS IN POSTS YOU MAKE, ONLY SAD BITTERNESS AND UNWARRANTED ANIMOSITY? PERHAPS YOU EAT TOO MANY FRIES AND HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE AND STRESS HOOMUN?? JOHN BEAR CARE!!

LordOTheFries
Now I think about it, maybe I’m the bigger idiot for engaging in the first place.
JohnNapierSanDiego
LordOTheFries wrote:
Now I think about it, exclusion from that moist begotten trunk! Exclusion exclusion exclusion from that moist begotten trunk!

THE JOHN BEAR IS CONFOOSED HOOMUN, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?? "EXCLUSION FROM THAT MOIST BEGOTTEN TRUNK"???

ApplesAreSuperior

Big fat dumb edit right there

ApplesAreSuperior

Whats the point of this

JohnNapierSanDiego
ApplesAreSuperior wrote:

Big fat smart edit right there