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Lol, that one’s funny
Your not lying? Prove it.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ivan
Ivan who?
Ivan itch.
Jan 1, 2022
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Doctor doctor, I think I am shrinking.... You'll just have to be a little patient
Nice one !
To the woods to the woods
I'll tell.the vicar
I AM the vicar. 😁
Three guys of different nationalities but friends went to Paris for..a boozy weekend.After some drinks they got..in a fight and killed a person.They were tried.in a French court and were sentencee to death.At that time the guillotine was.used to behead the condemned person. However.there was a.rule that.if the blade failed to.work after 3 times the prisoner.was pardoned.Also the condemned person.could choose.to
Lie facing either.up or down from.the blade.The first two prisoners lay.face down.In both cases the blade failed.to descend and they were both.released. When the third prisoner was positioned he elected to.lie face up.The executioner approached the guillotine to.activate the blade.Before he did so.the prisoner.called.out "Hey mr executioner I think I know what's wrong with the blade"
what was wrong with is
nice 🤣🤣
😁
Stumpy loves RP
Menage a deux 😁
@richcolorado
A real woke joker 😁
It's sweet and it floats in outer space.
Flying sauces 😁
A woman is walking along a beach when she sees a man splashing around feverishly in the ocean. "Help, shark! Help!" he cries.
The woman laughs, because she knows the shark will never help that man.
The woman laughs, because she knows the shark will never help that man.
Then a friendly whale came along and rescued him by swallowing him whole.what was the man's name?
What's the difference between brussel sprouts and bogeys? You can't get your kids to eat brussel sprouts