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is it dead

 

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silvertruck wrote:

is it dead

 

???

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lol

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ye xd

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friend - you give great relationship advices but yourself don't have a girlfriend... why is that?

me - coaches don't play

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Doctor - I'm just waiting for youe X-ray

Me - but I've never dated anyone named Ray

Doctor - and we might do a brain scan

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Lol

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Yay. So excited. Hooray.
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Wat

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LOL

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 Girl: I'm too short

Me; No you aren't

G : No I am

M : Okay stand up 

*she stands up*

M : Seriously... stand up!

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depends

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How to insult:

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Lol

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Child Gamora- So you bought an apple product?

Thanos - Yes

Child Gamora - And what did it cost?

Thanos - Everything

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Roses are black

Violets are black

I am blind