is it dead
???
friend - you give great relationship advices but yourself don't have a girlfriend... why is that?
me - coaches don't play
Doctor - I'm just waiting for youe X-ray
Me - but I've never dated anyone named Ray
Doctor - and we might do a brain scan
Girl: I'm too short
Me; No you aren't
G : No I am
M : Okay stand up
*she stands up*
M : Seriously... stand up!
is it dead