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Oh gawd...

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XD

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Did you hear the story about the tornado?

There is a twist at the end.

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well you aren't wrong

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What's Red and bad for your teeth?

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A brick
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yep

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Lol

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Me: I'm Sad

Friends: Oh Come On Don't Be Sad

Me: Oh My God what an Idea why didnt I think of that

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DeliciousFreeSample wrote:
Lol.


The urge to sing the "lion sleeps tonight" is only a whim away.



A whim away

A whim away


A whim away



In the jungle the mighty jungle....



I dont get it explain plzz

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If Train A from California is going at a speed of 220 mi/h and Train B is coming from New York at the speed of 254 mi/h at what point in my life is this going to help me

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people out here crying that half the avengers died in the end of infinity war but can you feel what happened to the mothers who have carried their child for 9 months only to see them turned into dust when they were handed over?

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Hanqi I am guessing that the last three lines in that joke are lyrics from the song "lion sleeps tonight"