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Argon gas doesn't react
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Argon gas walks into a bar
Bartender: We don't serve your kind in here!!!
Argon gas doesn't react
Bartender: We don't serve your kind in here!!!
Argon gas doesn't react
A rabbi, priest and minister walk into a bar.
Bartender: "What is this a joke?"
Bartender: "What is this a joke?"
A horse walks into a bar.
Bartender: "Why the long face?"
Bartender: "Why the long face?"
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool
Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool
A brunette has a baby and says "it's a boy!"
A redhead has a baby and says "it's a girl!"
A blonde has a baby and says "puppies!"
A redhead has a baby and says "it's a girl!"
A blonde has a baby and says "puppies!"
Why are peppers so rude?
They're always jalapeño business
They're always jalapeño business
This is how you can confuse an Australian:
Lay a shovel, spade and ax on the ground.
Then tell him to take his pick
Lay a shovel, spade and ax on the ground.
Then tell him to take his pick
What do you call a cow lying down?
Ground beef
Ground beef
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo vroom vroom!
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo vroom vroom!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Yoda lady
Yoda lady who?
I didn't know you can yondle
Who's there?
Yoda lady
Yoda lady who?
I didn't know you can yondle
This is one in Spanish you can tell your buddy :
You: ¡eres muy fuerte!
Friend: Gracias
You: ...de olor...
You: ¡eres muy fuerte!
Friend: Gracias
You: ...de olor...
How do you scare a bee?
Boo bee
Boo bee
Did you know the first recording of a car is in the Bible?
It's when the apostles went in one accord
It's when the apostles went in one accord
Actually there's a car mentioned before that.
In Genesis God "drove" Adam and Eve out of the garden of Eden
In Genesis God "drove" Adam and Eve out of the garden of Eden
What do you call 50,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start
No offense to any lawyers with integrity
A good start
No offense to any lawyers with integrity
Where did Napoleon put his little army?
In his little sleeve-y
In his little sleeve-y
Want to hear 2 short jokes and. Long joke?
Joke joke jooooooooooke
Joke joke jooooooooooke
lol
He heard the drinks were on the house!