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Waredude wrote:
Hey, have you heard of that new law California is making? Yeah, you can't give you cows round bails anymore. They say it isn't a square meal.

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

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AnthonyAtanasov wrote:
What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

🙄LUL

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Lul? What does that mean?
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Don't buy anything that has velcro in it. Total. Rip-Off.
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lol

 

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blonde: what does idk mean

other person: I don't know

blonde: come on why doesn't anyone know

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silvertruck wrote:

blonde: what does idk mean

other person: I don't know

blonde: come on why doesn't anyone know

I’m not blonde and it is still not funny!

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me neither i dnot get it

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Hahaha. Good one @ST!

Hanqi, how old are you?
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lol

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um why?

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AnthonyAtanasov wrote:

he is like 13 or 14 not sure

Maybe...

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Because you don't get a lot of these jokes.
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Waredude wrote:
Because you don't get a lot of these jokes.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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Haha
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AnthonyAtanasov wrote:
KayaDodd wrote:
Waredude wrote:
Because you don't get a lot of these jokes.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

nice!

Thanks! But it was Siri!

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KayaDodd wrote:
AnthonyAtanasov wrote:

he is like 13 or 14 not sure

Maybe...

im 10

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KayaDodd wrote:
AnthonyAtanasov wrote:
KayaDodd wrote:
Waredude wrote:
Because you don't get a lot of these jokes.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

nice!

Thanks! But it was Siri!

Siri can tell jokes?!

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"Truth or Dare"

"Truth"

"What's your credit card number?"

"Uh nevermind dare"

"I dare you to give me your credit card number"

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c'mon I can't bear it