jokes of the week

Here’s a joke I made up 

What 2 letters stink?

P.U.

Thanks for saying the jokes!

they were much better then mine(every one)

  of the jokes

How do you play atheist chess?

Get rid of the bishops.

Interestingly enough (for some measures of interesting) when Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass" was written the bishops were the one chess piece not mentioned.  Some think that was because Charles Dodson (Lewis Carroll was a pen name), as a deacon in the church, did not want to trivialize the office.

lol

An exercise for people who are out of shape: Begin with a five-pound potato bag in each hand. Extend your arms straight out from your sides, hold them there for a full minute, and then relax. After a few weeks, move up to ten-pound potato bags. Then try 50-pound potato bags, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-pound potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. Once you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.

Here is a joke for you: WHAT TWO LETTERS STINK?

I made the joke up

P and U

but only when they are together.

Also B and M (when together).