chessgdt wrote:
yes, theres a twist to it thats why
Okay I'll bite. "To get to the other side."
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nope, "because he felt like it" is correct. why did the chicken cross the road?(yes i am repeating the question)
chessgdt wrote:
nope, "because he felt like it" is correct. why did the chicken cross the road?(yes i am repeating the question)
Because the chicken was a stupid ass.
May 31, 2012
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#225
chessgdt wrote:
why did the chicken cross the road?
Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain. >:[
no, because he felt like it. why did the chicken cross the road.
say some riddels chessgdt
i still have the how can two people look exactly alike are from the same mother and are not twins one. and the chicken one is a funny riddle.
i found this one in a book. "This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary you'd think nothing was wrong with it - and in fact, nothing is wrong with it. It is unusual though. Why? Study it, think about it, and you may find out. Try to do it without coaching. If you work at it for a bit it will dawn on you. So jump to it and try your skill at figuring it out. Good luck - don't blow your cool!"
May 31, 2012
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#230
HessianWarrior wrote:
chessgdt wrote:
why did the chicken cross the road?
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
no, because he felt like it. why did the chicken cross the road?
May 31, 2012
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#232
chessgdt wrote:
why did the chicken cross the road?
Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you. >:[
chessgdt wrote:
i still have the how can two people look exactly alike are from the same mother and are not twins one. and the chicken one is a funny riddle.
twin one:they are 2 brothers or sisters and they look exactly alike
chessgdt wrote:
no, because he felt like it. why did the chicken cross the road?
no
chessgdt wrote:
i found this one in a book. "This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary you'd think nothing was wrong with it - and in fact, nothing is wrong with it. It is unusual though. Why? Study it, think about it, and you may find out. Try to do it without coaching. If you work at it for a bit it will dawn on you. So jump to it and try your skill at figuring it out. Good luck - don't blow your cool!"
i don't get it. tell me after 24 hours k?
I'm willing to compromise.
May 31, 2012
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#237
chessgdt wrote:
why did the chicken cross the road?
Jack Nicholson: Cause it !%@^#^*#! wanted to.
That's the !%@^#^*#! reason. >:[
I went into the grocery store yesterday and bought some Lady Fingers in a box of six. I opened them this morning and there was only five Fingers in the box and it really pissed me off. I went back to the grocery store, found the Manager and demanded to know what he was going to do about it. He gave me the Finger.
Maxx_Dragon wrote:
chessgdt wrote:
why did the chicken cross the road?
Jack Nicholson: Cause it !%@^#^*#! wanted to.
That's the !%@^#^*#! reason. >:[
no, because he felt like it. why did the chicken cross the road?
Jun 1, 2012
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#240
chessgdt wrote:
why did the chicken cross the road?
Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained. >:[
yes, theres a twist to it thats why