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ivandh wrote:
Quite obvious. The fellow had been stung in the thigh area by a sea urchin.
Being a gentleman, he maintained his cool, and calmly asked for some water, which would quickly trigger the flow of medicinal bodily fluids, and soothe his ailment.
The waiter, being a good one, was perceptive to his customer's condition, and found a more effective way to provide him with treatment. The gentleman's panic induced the release which he required, and, needing no other services, he retired to an afternoon of lounging.
The real question is, how did that urchin get him on the inner thigh... and did he tip the waiter, or stiff him?
no
chessgdt wrote:
ivandh wrote:
Quite obvious. The fellow had been stung in the thigh area by a sea urchin.
Being a gentleman, he maintained his cool, and calmly asked for some water, which would quickly trigger the flow of medicinal bodily fluids, and soothe his ailment.
The waiter, being a good one, was perceptive to his customer's condition, and found a more effective way to provide him with treatment. The gentleman's panic induced the release which he required, and, needing no other services, he retired to an afternoon of lounging.
The real question is, how did that urchin get him on the inner thigh... and did he tip the waiter, or stiff him?
no
Ungrateful of him, he should have left a little something.
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B_U_R_I wrote:
was the man asking for the drink because he was thirsty?
"Not exactly" was not a Yes or No answer. So your new answer is...
no
is the glass of water more important than the gun
just TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!or else........................
chessgdt wrote:
A man walks into a restaurant and orders a glass of water. The waiter comes out, holding a gun, and points it at the man's head. The man gets up and says thank you, and leaves. Why? You may ask yes or no questions to help you get the answer.
The man has hiccups. The waiter scares them away with the gun.
After the man ordered the water, the waiter kindly pointed out to the man that he had dropped his hairpiece in the parking lot on his way in and the waiter just so happened to have a .380 in his hand that he keeps for disgruntled customers or inconsiderate patrons who dont tip.......close???
thezenofchess wrote:
chessgdt wrote:
A man walks into a restaurant and orders a glass of water. The waiter comes out, holding a gun, and points it at the man's head. The man gets up and says thank you, and leaves. Why? You may ask yes or no questions to help you get the answer.
The man has hiccups. The waiter scares them away with the gun.
That's basically a more boring version of my answer.
Where's Snakesbelly when you need him?
who is snakebellys?
A fellow joker!
thezenofchess wrote:
chessgdt wrote:
A man walks into a restaurant and orders a glass of water. The waiter comes out, holding a gun, and points it at the man's head. The man gets up and says thank you, and leaves. Why? You may ask yes or no questions to help you get the answer.
The man has hiccups. The waiter scares them away with the gun.
I think that's it. It does sound familiar to me.
thezenofchess wrote:
chessgdt wrote:
A man walks into a restaurant and orders a glass of water. The waiter comes out, holding a gun, and points it at the man's head. The man gets up and says thank you, and leaves. Why? You may ask yes or no questions to help you get the answer.
The man has hiccups. The waiter scares them away with the gun.
yep, good job!
chessgdt wrote:
thezenofchess wrote:
chessgdt wrote:
A man walks into a restaurant and orders a glass of water. The waiter comes out, holding a gun, and points it at the man's head. The man gets up and says thank you, and leaves. Why? You may ask yes or no questions to help you get the answer.
The man has hiccups. The waiter scares them away with the gun.
yep, good job!
The sea urchin still gives a more immediate reason for that.
One day a parrot walked up to the counter inside a convenience store. The parrot said to the clerk "Got any grapes?"
"No" replied the store clerk. The parrot smiled and walked out the door. A little while later the parrot returned and asked "Got any grapes?" The clerk replied "No! I already told you 15 minutes ago, i don't have any grapes!"
The parrot smiled and once again walked out of the store. Ten minutes later, the parrot returned and asked once again "Got any grapes?" The irate clerk yelled "No! We didn't have any, we don't have any and we're not going to have any! If you come back in here again, i'm going to nail your feet to the floor!" The parrot smiled and walked out the door. Later that day the parrot returned and asked "Got any nails?" The clerk said "NO!". The parrot replied "Good. Got any grapes?"
chessgdt wrote:
A man walks into a restaurant and orders a glass of water. The waiter comes out, holding a gun, and points it at the man's head. The man gets up and says thank you, and leaves. Why? You may ask yes or no questions to help you get the answer.
He had hiccups.
Oldest one in the book, dude
well now i did