A man walks into a restaurant and orders a glass of water. The waiter comes out, holding a gun, and points it at the man's head. The man gets up and says thank you, and leaves. Why? You may ask yes or no questions to help you get the answer.
was gun a food tray or like it?
a dog is dead next to a fire in the woods during the winter and it is snowing. how did he die?
tell me
so, this is funny.. I was in New York, for my dad's business, and I tumbled in to the van, seeing a car zooom at me VERY fast, i tumbled in, slamed the door shut, and the door SLAMED against my seat, I stumbled in the back seat in a daze, and sat on baby food!!!
why u want the answer so bad killer?
a dog is dead next to a fire in the woods during the winter and it is snowing. how did he die?
The fire melted the snow, it became water, then ice, then the dog froze to death.
I thought I posted something in here.. but oh well.. mind as well post it again.. SO I was in New York with my dad on his business trip, I saw a car plow directly at me, so i tumbled into the van, and slammed the door shut. the door SLAMMED into my seat, and in a daze, I stumbled into the back seat, AND SAT ON BABY FOOD! I was busy for a while cleaning up...
share somthing funny in here............. funny stuff
So I was with my dad on his business trip in New York, and I saw a car zoom up to me FAST! I quickly tumbled into the van, slammed the door shut. the door SLAMMED into my seat, and I stumbled in the back seat in a daze (I ususally sit in the front seat, but I couldnt help it, I hit my head too!) and SAT ON BABY FOOD! I was busy for a while trying to clean up...
oh! I keep thinking that my post doesnt go through... sorry guys!!! *shame faced*
a dog is dead next to a fire in the woods during the winter and it is snowing. how did he die?
The fire melted the snow, it became water, then ice, then the dog froze to death.
is thatt it?
a dog is dead next to a fire in the woods during the winter and it is snowing. how did he die?
The fire melted the snow, it became water, then ice, then the dog froze to death.
is thatt it?
We are probably not told the whole story. What's missing is that the dog seeing the can of beans on the rack, bubbling over, ate the beans, scorched his throat, esophagus and stomach, died of a heart attack.
a dog is dead next to a fire in the woods during the winter and it is snowing. how did he die?
The fire melted the snow, it became water, then ice, then the dog froze to death.
no, the dog didnt freeze to death
a dog is dead next to a fire in the woods during the winter and it is snowing. how did he die?
The fire melted the snow, it became water, then ice, then the dog froze to death.
is thatt it?
We are probably not told the whole story. What's missing is that the dog seeing the can of beans on the rack, bubbling over, ate the beans, scorched his throat, esophagus and stomach, died of a heart attack.
nope
smoke inhalation?
flatulence inhalation from the beans?
no beans in this riddle
and no to the smoke
a dog is dead next to a fire in the woods during the winter and it is snowing. how did he die?
His owner was hungry and desperate.
A man walks into a restaurant and orders a glass of water. The waiter comes out, holding a gun, and points it at the man's head. The man gets up and says thank you, and leaves. Why? You may ask yes or no questions to help you get the answer.
He had hiccups.
Oldest one in the book, dude
So what.