journal of crap

if uni means one and corn is a vegetable then unicorn should be one vegetable. if sparkles is sparkles then shouldn't sparkle unicorn be poisoned vegetables that the fda doesn't approve

For me its realizing countless times that I'm more stupid then I previously thought.

But I thought unicorn wuz COL :_(

I not eat unicorn!! ME PAWENT MAKE ME EAT BUT ME NO EAT!!! ME THROW IN TRAS CAN!! THIZ VERY ZAD

there is a professionally written article titled "That Time When a Russian General Invented Clear Coke, and Pepsi Had One of the Largest Navies in the World"

no 3, you underestimate vegetables

I suppose that makes the disgusting vegetables seem appealing enough.

i am stonks

journal is dead, losing hope

wondErful insight, my fEllow companion and friEnd 

I likE that lEttEr so frEaking much wow

but ducc no havE "E'

#dEcc

Every time you light your lighter your lighter gets lighter until it gets so light it won't light

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