Life is like a buffet: the fish sticks are soggy and you have no idea how long that pie has been there.
Kiss your fish sticks goodbye thanks to global warming!

A new global analysis of fish stocks has found that populations are decreasing — with climate change to blame.
http://www.pnas.org/content/early/2015/12/09/1504709112.abstract
Warmer ocean temperatures are harming the cod fisheries. It's real people! And we're going to run out of fish sticks.
http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2015/11/11/kiss-your-fish-sticks-good-bye-thanks-to-global-warming/