KOTL: The Thirst Games

It will give you TIME

yes bagel is much better than a random melee weapon, since it insta-heals you, gives you time to get weapons, and makes you invincible

THANK YOU assassin

sadly gautham can't give his bagel since I killed him with a slash, we're just waiting for FST to get online to confirm the death

gg outplayed

HEY, GUYS!
A CHILD HAS CONVINCED ME THAT CASUALTIES ARE NEEDED IMMEDIATELY.

SO, ALONG WITH SPIKES, WE HAVE TRACKER JACKERS, OUR PERSONALLY TRAINED WASPS THAT HUNT TRIBUTES. THEY WILL BE IN ADVANCE OF THE WALL SPIKES. IN ADDITION, ORC CREATURES ARE NOW HIDDEN IN THE FOREST. FAILING IN DEFENDING YOURSELF WILL RESULT IN A PAINFUL DEATH THAT WILL ASSURE YOU ETERNAL HELL.

ON TOP OF ALL THAT, THE WEATHER IS STORMY NOW!

YOU HAVE A CERTAIN CHANCE TO GET STRUCK BY LIGHTNING, GIVING YOU A CERTAIN ITEM.

tf bro caps lock makes it like 10x harder to read

The question is, were you even in interaction with him? I assume you were somewhere else.

I look for more chests lfa, and keep looking until I find one. And when I fine one, I open it and take the loot lfa

yeah, i was, remember? i snuck up behind him and then ended him with a lethal slash

Weren't you somewhere else? Let me check the map history. I have a tracker device embedded on every person.

Hmm, it appears you randomly assaulted him while being in another distant location.

adding lore are we? also this child?

THAT WAS CN’S OLD PFP HAHAHA

Yeah CN HAHAH

FsT did I find loot

ok, we can do this the long way

FST, I go hunt down gautham and then kill him with a slash

The CN girl version. That was in the old "trilogy".

My tech says you are only a 50 feet away from Gautham.

Be warned, Gautham, you are being trailed by CN. Watch out!

Also, Gautham, you got a sling and a small rock.

You've unlocked Octoling Shopkeeper's ability: Escape into the ink.

Ability is effective only once, and pen will disappear immediately after used.

Ability allows you to teleport away to somewhere else.

Also, don't forget about wall spikes.