KOTL: This is going to fail. This is my THIRD kotl. I will fail

Right.

Huh.

Well it says:

WARNING: ON PLUTO IT WILL START HAILING VERY SHARP AND DANGEROUS ICE. STAY INDOORS.

whoa. helpful then. 

App store not in there(wha--)

Custom phone.

Also uh note the weather

Well it starts hailing.

That means that it's custom duh

bruh change ur status's or imma report u for verbal abuse lol

Fine

Okay

The tree seems unstable.

wait how's there a tree.

so uh i go to cabin

nvm i stay back where i am

Well

He's scratched and bleeding.

But hey ur alive.

It stops hailing, darkbrah is uh cold

i carefully go back to cabin

constant LFA

Well ur at the cabin already darkbrah

sure

Your at the barracks by accident.

Oh yeah you can learn the punch thing now! Sweet!

Do you do the punch thing

so what do i see?

Well there's one superglued to the bottom of your bed

good luck getting that outa there

Uh under your bed is a iron dagger, superglued to the bed.

i try to take the iron dagger

You accidentally use it on the bed.

Well what are you waiting for? Try it out!!

Absolutely stuck

i cut the glue with my copper dagger