Larry the Advice Arachnid


How do you manage to walk upside down on my bedroom ceiling
Larry: We have many hairs on our feet that allow us to stick on walls and all sorts of places. You can find them on spiderzon.com for $13.98, it's very cheap with immediate shipping!

hey larry
what is the easiest way to find diamonds in minecraft?
Larry: follow the spiders

on whether or not i should let my gay son get married
Larry: All spiders are created equal, but some are more equal than others. your son probably is one of them

larry what is the probability that this thread will be locked due to vacumming
Larry already answered that, but changed his answer
Larry: yes

larry what is the probability that this thread will be locked due to vacumming
Larry already answered that, but changed his answer
Larry: yes
very sad for larry

on whether or not i should let my gay son get married
you could also ask if you should get him sissified. that’s more current than the LGBT stuff which is starting to go out of fashion.
remember though that Larry is a crab trying to pass himself off as a spider, so there is a bit of a trust issue at the moment following the good detective work by Wollysock.