last comment gets me as a pet

And how long does the last comment have to last

Now what is this sort of nonsense! Why would you want to be someone's pet..?

...Interesting.

Maybe I don't want to know then.

Yeah, no. That's not really something you'd want. Especially not from strangers on the internet. Trust me. You don't know these people, it's not safe. Why would you even want that in the first place??

#2??

And why do YOU want to know? Creepy vibes, man.

We don't want you as our pet, even if we win.

#10 if we have to have these pointless competitions then should they not at least be properly defined?

yall down right weird 

like fr tho

mittens is okay but a human?!

btw thats also illegal

ur neck is so long

What?

the wolf

What kind of deal is this? We would have to feed you and clean up after you. Take you to the vet for your shots and checkups. Get your dental done.