You’re old now, so you should probably just give up and play Candy Crush and play pickleball at the rec center and talk about the good ole days.
Last week of being a minor

You should probably get into some sort of high-energy/youthful hobby to combat the inevitable decline into elderly activities, like bird-watching or pickleball.
Depends on the definition of bird. Also
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Johns
One of the current pickleball top players is 25. Turned pro at 16.
Or perhaps the decline started earlier for him?

What should I do before I get my childhood rights taken away and have to face the trials of adulthood?
Grab a few sodas, some snacks, and a few friends you can trust... Then... Go out and celebrate!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qTc7YQCUZw
You're Nuts junior! You're Nuts!
Happy soon-to-be birthday.

That's surprising. I always assumed an adult would have a higher word to emoji ratio than you.
I guess I'm just out of touch with modern society?

I approve.
Also, get a buzz cut.
I am getting a cut just not that much

Do something really funny and stoobid in public, but say that ur still a teenager, so it’s acceptable
Maybe something like ordering a raw steak at a steakhouse

some people especially in Europe like their steak almost raw so that wouldn't be too stoopid and ps5 naw I ain't made of cash and my xbox one works fine

That’s a good one
You should probably get into some sort of high-energy/youthful hobby to combat the inevitable decline into elderly activities, like bird-watching or pickleball.