I'll be your agent. Philosophy + Russia = fame, for both of us.
I put it in ever history textbook ever, and then we win life.
Le Story of sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ, Episode 1
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JackRoach wrote:
I'll be your agent. Philosophy + Russia = fame, for both of us.
I put it in ever history textbook ever, and then we win life.
Ok, you're hired.
Apr 27, 2021
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hypermuddish wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
I'll be your agent. Philosophy + Russia = fame, for both of us.
I put it in ever history textbook ever, and then we win life.
Ok, you're hired.
Ok.
I fire you and steal the story.
JackRoach wrote:
hypermuddish wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
I'll be your agent. Philosophy + Russia = fame, for both of us.
I put it in ever history textbook ever, and then we win life.
Ok, you're hired.
Ok.
I fire you and steal the story.
It was my shadow clone and I kill you
Apr 27, 2021
0
#6
hypermuddish wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
hypermuddish wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
I'll be your agent. Philosophy + Russia = fame, for both of us.
I put it in ever history textbook ever, and then we win life.
Ok, you're hired.
Ok.
I fire you and steal the story.
It was my shadow clone and I kill you
Kill me how
JackRoach wrote:
hypermuddish wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
hypermuddish wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
I'll be your agent. Philosophy + Russia = fame, for both of us.
I put it in ever history textbook ever, and then we win life.
Ok, you're hired.
Ok.
I fire you and steal the story.
It was my shadow clone and I kill you
Kill me how
with my gun how
icyboyyy wrote:
kewl story
thx
Apr 27, 2021
0
#9
hypermuddish wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
hypermuddish wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
hypermuddish wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
I'll be your agent. Philosophy + Russia = fame, for both of us.
I put it in ever history textbook ever, and then we win life.
Ok, you're hired.
Ok.
I fire you and steal the story.
It was my shadow clone and I kill you
Kill me how
with my gun how
What gun
JackRoach wrote:
hypermuddish wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
hypermuddish wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
hypermuddish wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
I'll be your agent. Philosophy + Russia = fame, for both of us.
I put it in ever history textbook ever, and then we win life.
Ok, you're hired.
Ok.
I fire you and steal the story.
It was my shadow clone and I kill you
Kill me how
with my gun how
What gun
The one in my pocket
JackRoach wrote:
What pocket
the one in my shirt
chessPlatypus01 wrote:
awesome sauce eats banana
whos banana
JackRoach wrote:
What shirt
the one im wearing
JackRoach wrote:
What are you wearing?
the shirt
Apr 27, 2021
0
#19
No you aren't. I just took the shirt. With the pocket. With the gun.
And I use the gun to kill you.
[Precredits]
Idea by Hypermuddish
Written by Hypermuddish
DISCLAIMER:
This has NOTHING to do with the actual soviet Union or any of the events of relevance to it. All names, dates, and places are fictional and coincidental.
Le Story of sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ, Episode 1
Location: Russia, Earth
>Camera points at 2 men talking on a bridge. It is a snowy day in Russia.
Putin: Hey bro
Rasputin: Hey wassup
Putin: Guess what
Rasputin: What
Putin: I found a secret formula for an extremely powerful bomb
Rasputin: Cool beans
Putin: It is said to be able to split atoms!
Rasputin: What are you gonna call it?
Putin: I haven't decided yet. It's new so imma call it a "new"
Rasputin: 'K.
Putin: What?
Rasputin: I said, 'K.
Putin: Are you suggesting that I name the bomb a "K"?
Rasputin: Uhh... um... well...
Putin: Good idea comrade. Let us come to a compromise by adding both our idea into the bomb name!
Rasputin: Uh, yeah, sure.
Putin. A "New" plus "K"= New K!!!
Rasputin: Dude that doesn't flow well.
Putin: Well how about NewK! NUKE! N-U-K-E~~~NUKE!
Rasputin: Yeah that's good. We are geniuses
Putin: Me too
>Camera fades away.
>Camera focuses in a laboratory, where dozens of scientists are hard at work.
Scientist 1: These "Nukes" sure are hard to make, but they sure will help your union, right?
Scientist 2: Yep
>Scientist 2 touches a fire.
Scientist 2: Aughhhhh!
>Putin walks in.
Putin: Let me help you, comrade.
>Putin does some hand motions and summons the elemental force of Water, and he puts out the fire.
Scientist 2: Woah thanks man
Putin: No problemo dude
>Camera glides back to Scientist 1
Scientist 1: Aha! With our hard work, we have perfected le NUKE!
>All the scientists gather around and gasp in awe.
Scientist 7: That looks so cool!
Scientist 15: I know right
Scientist 9: Who is right and why do you know him
Scientist 15: ... Never mind.
Scientist 9: Don't be a stalker and mind others' privacy. Right has his own rights, whoever he is.
Putin: Ummmm, ok let's drop the subject now. We have more important things to lend our soviet attention to.
>Putin grabs the nuke, and goes outside.
Putin: Alright, let's test it out.
>Putin yeets the nuke far away
Nuke: bOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOm
>A mushroom cloud appears
>Camera is blurred with smoke
>As the smoke clears, everyone cheers!
Scientist 6: Success, comrades.
Scientist 10: Yeah, we sure are cool, aren't we?
Scientist 9: Hey, we should respect We's privacy. He may be cool but his feelings will be hurt when he finds out you are stalking him.
Scientist 10: Bruh I was talking "we" as in "us", not a literal person named We, I mean like what kind of stupid name is "we"?!?!?!
We: Hey nerds
>We (the person) gets yeeted away by an invisible force.
Scientist 22: Well that was weird.
Scientist 9: Don't say mean things to That, he is a good friend of mine and a nice person. In fact, one day he helped me finish my......
>Camera and sound fades to a black screen.
EPILOGUE:
Location: ???
???: Is it ready?
??? [2]: Y-y-yes, sir.
???: Bring it forth, minions.
>Camera slides to the right, we see hundreds of cloaked figures carrying a large object.
??? [3]: Well that object is large, but you wanna know what's larger?
>??? kills ??? [3] by putting a bunch of flames on him.
???: Let that be a lesson to the rest of you, don't make edgy jokes while we're in some kind of suspenseful revealing moment. So anyways, carry on.
>The cloaked figures set the large object in front of ???.
???: Ah, finally. The weapon that will decide our victory: THE MEGANUKE!
>Camera flickers out.
>End credits start playing.
Other random stuff:
In the comments, feel free to rate this story (it's my first) with 1-5 stars, decimals included, or add feedback.
You can supply characters of your choice, but please add enough info about them (eg. good/bad, personality, name, etc.) You can also suggest future events or places.
If this turns out well then I might make an episode 2.
goodbye for now bois : )
<hypermuddish committed scooter heel>
btw if you read the whole thing good for u mr devoted reader