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Le Story of sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ, Episode 3 (ORIGINS)
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Ok I have a bit to say
1) THIS IS AWESOME (I be gettin avatar vibes and i LOVE IT ) cant wait to see what happens next!
2) Info on my character i told u about earlier in case u need it (Joot Cat): Joot is mostly your everyday soviet cat , good hearted but very reckless and daring. so one day he gets captured by the ninjas and is suddenly yeeted into a mysterious lab, where a extremely suspicious scientist is working on what looks like an arrow. Joot investigates what the scientist is doing and finds out that that arrow can give people a powah called standos! but then the scientist sneezes and drops something (he's allergic to cats) Joot runs out of underneath the table and gets stabbed by the stando arrow. So joot accidentally discovers stands (his being called star overdrive) and after some soviet scientists find out about this, they immediately alert le soviet leaders and recruit him.
other facts about Joot: He wears a hat all the time cuz his goals are beyond our understanding and is based on my profile pic. He goes by Joot also because his goals are beyond our understanding. and I chose to make him a cat because I like cats and he be based on mah pfp. his favorite songs r the pizza mozzarella song and ra ra rasputin.
have a great day comrade!
Apr 30, 2021
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It is real art. Because it's written. Anything can be art if you make it so. That's art my guy.
Dark_Heart420 wrote:
Ok I have a bit to say
1) THIS IS AWESOME (I be gettin avatar vibes and i LOVE IT ) cant wait to see what happens next!
2) Info on my character i told u about earlier in case u need it (Joot Cat): Joot is mostly your everyday soviet cat , good hearted but very reckless and daring. so one day he gets captured by the ninjas and is suddenly yeeted into a mysterious lab, where a extremely suspicious scientist is working on what looks like an arrow. Joot investigates what the scientist is doing and finds out that that arrow can give people a powah called standos! but then the scientist sneezes and drops something (he's allergic to cats) Joot runs out of underneath the table and gets stabbed by the stando arrow. So joot accidentally discovers stands (his being called star overdrive) and after some soviet scientists find out about this, they immediately alert le soviet leaders and recruit him.
other facts about Joot: He wears a hat all the time cuz his goals are beyond our understanding and is based on my profile pic. He goes by Joot also because his goals are beyond our understanding. and I chose to make him a cat because I like cats and he be based on mah pfp. his favorite songs r the pizza mozzarella song and ra ra rasputin.
have a great day comrade!
lol ok
And now, the hugely anticipated (sike nobody cares about this) Episode 3 of the story of Soviet Russia!
Origins: This is a whole episode devoted to explaining the origins of the 2 cosmic forces who have been battling for millennia: Sheldon and Thirst Man.
Why am I doing this.
so anyways
Link to episode 2: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/le-story-of-sovie-rmssiae-episode-2
If you want to see episode 1 or any previous episodes just modify the link from "episode-x" to episode-(number of your choice).
[Precredits]
Idea by Hypermuddish
Written by Hypermuddish
DISCLAIMER:
This has NOTHING to do with the actual soviet Union or any of the events of relevance to it. All names, dates, and places are fictional and coincidental.
Le Story of sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ, Episode 3 (ORIGINS)
Part I: Thirst Man
Location: Planet-THM, Waterless Galaxy
>The camera emerges from a small dust storm. We see a village.
>A boy emerges from a door of a house. He is not happy. His name is Irst An.
Irst An: Another day, another drought. hahaha. I hate this place.
>An elderly woman comes out.
Elder: Don't think like that, dear Irst. The Embodiment of Goodness gifted us this land.
Irst An: AGH! BEGONE WITH YOUR EMBODIMENT OF GOODNESS HOLY HOLY GOODNESS SPARKLE UNICORN PRINCESS RAINBOW MINDSET! THERE IS NOTHING GOOD IN THIS WRETCHED PLACE!
Elder: Something good shall come upon us one day, I can feel it.
Irst An: BEGONE, LE FOUL NOOBLING!
>Irst An quickly pulls out a pocket knife and stabs Elder.
Elder: W-w-why?
Irst An: Cuz joe mama so fat she didn't have enough water
Elder: What??
Irst An: SIKE! NUBS LIKE YOU WOULDN'T GET IT!!
>Irst An pulls the blade out, killing Elder.
>Irst An absorbs Elder's liquids.
Irst An: Ahhh, that's more like it. I haven't had a good drink in ages.
>Camera fades.
5 Years Later...
>The water situation in the planet THM was growing more dire by the moment.
Mayor: Everyone calm down. Everyone will be given daily rations of water.
>Irst An stood somewhere in the crowd.
Irst An (Thoughts): Why should these nooblings get water, they don't deserve it! They are good-for-nothing NOOBLORDS!
>Time passes. It is now midnight.
>Irst An awoke with a purpose. He knew what he had to do.
>Irst went to the house of the village drunk.
Irst An: Disgusting. The holy essence of water shall be removed from the grimy hands of this Noobmeister.
>Irst An kills the village drunk and absorbs his rations of water.
>Every night, Irst An repeats his process, murdering everyone whom he thought was unworthy of possession of liquids.
Around a week later
>The village people were getting suspicious of how Irst An was so lively and energetic, and why the people have been dying off. They finally catch Irst red-handed.
Mayor: Irst! Y U DO THIS BRO???
Irst An: Cuz you're all idiots lmao
Mayor: TIME TO GO TO JAIL YOU NOOBFARTER
>A bunch of beefy guys grab Irst and they lock him in jail.
Irst An: U CAN'T CONTAIN ME!! I SHALL GET MY REVENGE!!!!
Mayor: Bruh. Have a good night in jail loserman xdxdxd get rekt
A month passes.
>Irst An is almost dead. His body was in terrible condition.
Irst An: AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>Irst An calls into the heavens for one last hope.
>Camera glides up into the air, where a dark ball of energy is waiting.
Embodiment of Evil: Ah, yes, finally, a worthy host.
>The Embodiment of evil merges with Irst An.
Irst An: W-w-what's happening to me?
Embodiment of evil: Nothing. I am you. We are one.
Irst An: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Irst/Embodiment of Evil releases a shockwave or pure evil, destroying everything in its path. The other villagers are dead.
Embodiment of Evil (Speaking into Irst An's mind): Do you feel any remorse? Or grief?
Irst An: ... No. I feel... happy. Happy- yes, that's it. For the first time in my life, I feel good,
>Irst An/Embodiment of evil absorbs the liquids of the dead villagers.
Embodiment of evil: Now, that you have a new form, you deserve a new name too. We must leave behind that weakling Irst An's life. We shall start anew.
Irst An: From now on, I will be known as...
Thirst Man
>Cue epic end music
EXCEPT THIS ISN'T THE END LOL
SIKE GET JEBAITED
Part II: Sheldon
Location: Planet 5, Vector Nebula
>Camera glides down to a planet, very similar to Planet THM. The people of here are also suffering due to lack of liquids.
>A boy is talking to an elderly woman.
>The boy's name is Sheldon.
Sheldon: You look awfully frail, Elder. Let me offer you some water.
Elder: No thanks dear, I can *coughs* hold up on m-my own...?
>Sheldon tilts his bowl of water into Elder's mouth.
Sheldon: I hope you feel better.
>Sheldon walks away, to help the mayor with his chores.
Elder: This boy... he's too kind. He doesn't deserve to be in this wretched place. May the embodiment of Good give him what all humans deserve.
>And yes, it did.
>That night, a bright ball of energy makes its way into Sheldon's room. Sheldon is almost dead, he offered all his water to others.
Sheldon: W-what do you want?
Embodiment of Good: Tell me your wishes.
Sheldon: I wish for this drought to end. Everyone is suffering. I want a better life for everyone.
Embodiment of good: With my help, you can make that happen.
Sheldon: R-really?
Embodiment of good: Yes. Let us merge, and you shall have the power of all goodness in the universe,
>Camera is blinded by a bright blast of light:
Sheldon: W-wha? Hey, Mr. Good. Where did you go?
>Then Sheldon realizes it. The have become one.
Sheldon: So if I remembered right, with my new powers apparently I can help the whole village easily.
>Sheldon imagined a lush forest, blooming with flowers and fruit, with an abundance of animals. And it actually rained.
>When Sheldon opened his eyes, he couldn't believe it. The real world was now exactly like in his dreams!
Embodiment of good (Speaking in Sheldon's mind): Cool Right?
Sheldon (Thinking) Yeah...
Embodiment of good: And this is only the beginning of your powers, Follow me, let us train, so we can fight against The Other One.
Sheldon: The Other One? Who's that?
Embodiment of Good: His name is... Thirst Man.
Sheldon: Then let us train, to prepare for the battle.
>Camera blinks out.
Other random stuff:
@Dark-heart420 : I will add your fan character next episode, sorry I couldn't do it in this one
In the comments, feel free to rate this story with 1-5 stars, decimals included, or add feedback.
You can supply characters of your choice, but please add enough info about them (eg. good/bad, personality, name, etc.) You can also suggest future events or places.
If this turns out well then I might make an episode 4.
goodbye for now bois : )
<hypermuddish committed pound sand>
btw if you read the whole thing good for u mr devoted reader