HuntressesofArtemis wrote:
ye totally read the whole thing, cookie please?
ok
*gives cookie*
Le Story of sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ, Episode 2
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5/5 would read again
did you write all that?
4.9/5 very good I should be the cameraman
MegaPro-123 wrote:
did you write all that?
yes
it took my like 15 minutes
i just make up events as i go along
episode 2 is good. cant wait 4 number 3! 10/5
Yeah definitely
10000000/10 good job comrade! I really love your stories, but I was thinking what if there was an awaken my masters scene with le music and standos? That would be so cool (just a suggestion btw) have a nice day!
Dark_Heart420 wrote:
10000000/10 good job comrade! I really love your stories, but I was thinking what if there was an awaken my masters scene with le music and standos? That would be so cool (just a suggestion btw) have a nice day!
Can you pls explain your suggestion comrade
Ok comrade , maybe one of the villains can summon their bosses by saying " AwAkEn My MaStErS " and the main characters can have a power called stands that be a secret weapon to le Soviet Russia and have to fight capitalism with them !
Dark_Heart420 wrote:
Ok comrade , maybe one of the villains can summon their bosses by saying " AwAkEn My MaStErS " and the main characters can have a power called stands that be a secret weapon to le Soviet Russia and have to fight capitalism with them !
yes
Dark_Heart420 wrote:
Ok comrade , maybe one of the villains can summon their bosses by saying " AwAkEn My MaStErS " and the main characters can have a power called stands that be a secret weapon to le Soviet Russia and have to fight capitalism with them !
Hmmm. noted my comrade! i WILL add that in episode 3
do you want to add yourself as a character
Yeah pls I shall be cat joot
i wanna be the cameraman
Dark_Heart420 wrote:
Yeah pls I shall be cat joot
Should I call you as your username, or "Cat Joot"?
beansoup99 wrote:
i wanna be the cameraman
Ok you will be credited as the camera man
Why am I doing this.
so anyways
Link to episode 1: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/le-story-of-sovie-rmssiae-episode-1?page=1
[Precredits]
Idea by Hypermuddish
Written by Hypermuddish
DISCLAIMER:
This has NOTHING to do with the actual soviet Union or any of the events of relevance to it. All names, dates, and places are fictional and coincidental.
Le Story of sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ, Episode 2
Location: Russian forests, Earth
>A Russian man is walking in a forest.
Russian man: My what a wonderful day:
??? (Not the same ??? as last time): I agree
Russian man: Hey who said that
???: Updog
Russian man: What's Updog
???: Hahaha you said "What's up dawg"
Russian man: I shall bow to your trickery no more
>Russian man does some hand movements, camera is blinded by light.
>We see a small object tumble out of a tree. The camera focuses to it.
Forest imp: Hehehe get jebaited
Russian man: What are you so happy about dude I just exposed you
Forest imp: We need your help
Russian man: Lmao you just pulled a trickery on me and now you're begging for my help
Forest imp: Yes in fact
Russian man: Fine. But this is only because us soviets are so kind to everyone and stuff
Forest imp: I think it's the "and stuff"
>Camera fades
>Camera points at a Russian military base/lounge/all purposes building.
>Camera zooms in so we can see what's going on
>Putin is talking to the Head scientist
Putin: So is it true? You and the engineering division collaborated to build 10000 nukes?
Head scientist: Yep
Putin: Good job comrade, I will host a cake party tomorrow to celebrate!
Head scientist: Wow cake is my favorite food!
>Putin's phone is ringing
Putin: Hello?
Russian man: Hey Putin. I would like to request a small army of 100 militants to the northern forestry area. We are going on a quest which can possibly strengthen our relations with the Forest Imp race.
Putin: Sure dude. Imma tp them to you right now.
>Putin does some hand symbols
>Camera glides over to another room. 100 soviet warriors disappear in a purple flash.
>Camera now shows the forestry area.
Forest imp: Wow! Such people! Man stronk!
Russian man: Ok now can you explain our objective?
Forest imp: Bro, sure thing bro, will do it bro
Russian man: Will you stop saying bro
Forest imp: Ok bro I will stop saying bro, bro.
Russian man: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRR\
Forest imp: Chill bro. Ok, so here's the problem. The Shadow Ninja Clan has been raiding our food supply for weeks, and we haven't been strong enough to fight back. Their base is on the top of Joe's Peak.
Russian man: Isn't that where Joe's Pizza is?
Forest imp: Yeah. I guess they got bored of eating pizza.
Russian man: Got it. Comrades, les go.
>Russian man does some hand movements and teleports him and his group.
>The camera points to the top of a tall mountain. In a purple flash a group of Russian dudes appear.
Soldier 1: [Squinting his eyes] I think I see their base over there.
Soldier 2: Over where?
Soldier 1: Over THERE, bruh.
Soldier 2: POINT WHERE YOU'RE TALKIN ABOUT
Soldier 1: BRO IT'S NOT MY FAULT I DONT HAVE HANDS IM JUST THE SCOUT MAN DONT GET SO SALTY
Soldier 2: O K
>The group approaches
Soldier 7: Their base seems to be deserted. It's a bunch of tents and campfires.
Russian man: I see the place where they store their loot. Go go go strike quick strike fast
>The small army run so fast it looks like they are teleporting. They loot all the stuff in the crates.
??? (A different one again, trust me): HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Russian man: Show yourself!
???: By that do you mean show YOURSELVES!!
>A bunch of ninjas clad in black descend from the sky.
Russian man: CHAIN LIGHTNING!
>Russian man does some hand symbols and produces 1 ultra powerful blast of lightning.
>The lightning chains on from enemy to enemy, zapping them all.
Ninja 4: Bro this guy's OP!
Ninja 10: Yeah he has aimbot
Ninja 24: You stupid lmao there's no such thing as aimbot in real life
Ninja 10: Oh yeah well let's see who is lmaoing when I download my aimbot script and try it out on you
Ninja leader: Don't fight amongst ourselves
Ninja 9: yeah what he said
Ninja leader: Armor breaker!
>Ninja leaders conjures some sort of dark aura over his regular blade
Soldier 5: Hahaha armor breaker more like poop breaker
Ninja leader: Whaaa that doesn't even make sense!
>Soldier 5 and Ninja leader clash swords.
>To the surprise of everyone, the Ninja Leader's buffed sword cuts through the Soviet solder's sword and armor like a hot nuke through planetary substances.
>Soldier 5 dies.
Ninja leader: lol
Soldier 90: Dude this guy got aimbot
Soldier 38: There's no such- agh, forget it. Someone needs to snipe the boss!
>A soviet sniper sneaks and hides behind a rock. He aims his gun at the Ninja Leader.
>Meanwhile the battle rages on. The Russian army is winning.
Russian man: [ULT] NUKESPAWNER!!!!!
>The sky is clouded by hundreds of incoming nukes.
Ninja 35: WhATTTTT this guy already knows an ult attack???
Ninja 10: See I told you, he has aimbot.
>The Soviet soldiers do some hand symbols and an orange nuke protection shield covers them.
Nukes: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>The battlefield is clear. On the opposing side only the Ninja leader [Who somehow dodged all the nuke blasts] remains.
Ninja leader: You might have defeated us now, but the Shadow Ninjas will be back, and we will have our revenge you stupid idiot man loser
Russian man: Take a chill pill, Bill
Ninja leader: MEH NAMES NOT BILL
Russian man: triggeredddddd :trolllol:
>Ninja leader leaps away.
Soldier 99: Hey boss get the Ninja leader with your nuke spawner attack thing!
Russian man: I can't the cooldown of Ults are too long.
Soldier 50: Sadge
>Russian man looks at the battlefield with great dismay.
Soldier 2: Why you so sad bro? We won
Russian man: We lost 17 soldiers... but they died heroes, supporting our side until the end.
>RIP moment
Russian man: But in the meantime, I think we all deserve a good feast at Joe's Pizza!
>The remaining soldiers cheer.
Camera fades.
Epilogue:
Location: ???
??? [The OG one] NUUUUUUUUUU!
>A cloaked guy shuffles forward.
Cloaked guy: What is it, Lord?
???: ALL OUR NEIGHBORING PLANETS ARE TOO WEAK TO DEMONSTRATE THE FULL POWER OF OUR MEGANUKE!
Cloaked guy: Are there any strong enough planets, to bring out its full power?
???: Yes, it's called... Earth.
Cloaked guy: Are you sure, Lord? I'm sure Earth has insanely strong defenses.
???: ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY LOGIC, IMBECILE?
Cloaked guy: N-n-no, my Lord.
???: Good. Tomorrow at daybreak, we head for Earth.
>Camera cuts out.
>End credits start playing.
Other random stuff:
In the comments, feel free to rate this story (it's my first) with 1-5 stars, decimals included, or add feedback.
You can supply characters of your choice, but please add enough info about them (eg. good/bad, personality, name, etc.) You can also suggest future events or places.
If this turns out well then I might make an episode 3.
goodbye for now bois : )
<hypermuddish committed eat dorito vertically>
btw if you read the whole thing good for u mr devoted reader