Le Story of sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ, Episode 5 (Soviet School!)

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hypermuddish

Hey guys

 

There was probably confusion in the last episodes about classes, specialties, and other stuff, so we're doing a special Soviet School episode

 

Why am I doing this.

 

so anyways

 

Link to episode 4: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/le-story-of-sovie-rmssiae-episode-4-59976368

 

If you want to see episode 1 or any previous episodes just Search forums keyword by "sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ", you can copy paste it there.

 

[Precredits] 

 

Idea by Hypermuddish

 

Written by Hypermuddish

 

DISCLAIMER:

 

This has NOTHING to do with the actual soviet Union or any of the events of relevance to it. All names, dates, and places are fictional and coincidental

 

Le Story of sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ, Episode 5 [Soviet School]

 

Location: School, Moscow, Russia\

 

>A bell rings and students flood into the room.

 

Teacher: Hello, class, today we are learning about classes.

 

Student 6: Classes like this one?

 

>Suppressed laughter echoes around the room

 

Teacher: No, we are learning about Specialty Classes.

 

Student 7: What are those?

 

Teacher: You will already have a tiny bit of background knowledge if you read Episode 4

 

Student 2: Episode 4 of what?

 

Teacher: Bruh

 

Teacher: So anyways, let me explain the basics of Specialty Classes. When you are powerful enough, you will be able to choose your Level 1 class. And when you master your Level 1 class, you can choose your Level 2 class. And so on.

 

>Nerd is furiously taking notes

 

>Nerd raises his hand

 

Teacher: aight imma ignore u cuz you're a nerd

 

Nerd: bruh

 

>Nerd raises his hand even higher

 

Student: Uh, dude, how are you even stretching your arm so high?

 

>Nerd raises his hand even higher. His hand is now 9 feet in the air

 

Nerd: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

>Nerd's hand shoots up, breaks the ceiling, and is infinitely going up to the sky.

 

Student 7: Ahhhh someone call 911 before the nerd dies!

 

>The nerd's arm stops elongating. Now it falls down and destroys like half of the school.

 

Teacher: Dang

 

All the other students: Dang

 

Nerd: So, when are you gonna answer my question?

 

Teacher: Ugh fine

 

Nerd: How many levels of classes are there?

 

Teacher: There are currently 4 known levels, but there might be more. It's just that nobody is powerful enough to unlock it yet. 

 

>Nerd is furiously taking notes with his unbroken hand.

 

Teacher: Bruh

 

>The nerd dies from writing too much

Student 20: Well, oof.

Teacher: So anyways, next we are going to talk about each of the specific specialty classes and their evolutions: 

-------------------------------------- Rank 1 Classes

Base classes: Warrior, Ranged Fighter

-------------------------------------- Rank 2 Classes

Warrior Ev. --> Tank, Samurai, Gladiator, Helper, Wizard

Ranged Fighter Ev. --> Sniper, Ranger, Gunner

-------------------------------------- Rank 3 Classes

Tank Ev. --> Paladin, Stoneskin

Samurai Ev. --> Shogun, Ninja

Gladiator Ev. --> Berserker, Killmonger

Helper Ev. --> Supporter, Healer

Wizard Ev. --> Necromancer/ Pyromancer/Hydromancer/Aeromancer/Geomancer/Floramancer/Electromancer

Sniper Ev. --> Marksman, Sharpshooter

Ranger Ev. Elementalist, Boss Ranger

Gunner Ev: Machine Gunner, Cannon Specialist

-------------------------------------- Rank 4 Classes

Paladin Ev. --> Autohealer

Stoneskin Ev. --> Ironskin

Shogun Ev. --> Emperor

Ninja Ev. --> Nightwing

Berserker Ev. --> Rage Nuker

Killmonger Ev. --> Dragon Slayer

Supporter Ev. --> Team Buffer

Healer Ev. --> Master Healer

Necromance Ev. --> Chronomancer 

Necromancer/ Pyromancer/Hydromancer/Aeromancer/Geomancer/Floramancer/Electromancer Ev. --> Elemental Wizard

Marksman Ev. --> X100000000000000000000000000 SCOPE 

Sharpshooter Ev. --> Nukeshooter

Elementalist Ev. --> Ultra Elementalist

Boss Ranger Ev. --> Beast Summoner

Machine Gunner Ev. --> Nuke Gatling 

Cannon Specialist Ev. --> Human Cannon

 

Student 4: Wow, that's a lot of stuff.

Nerd: Sure is. But my superior brain has remembered it all!

Student 4: Hew where did you come from I thought you were dead

Nerd: I'm a different Nerd from the last one. The dead one's name is Nerd Jones. Mines is Nerd Swain.

Student: Alright, thanks for clearing it up.

>Bell rings.

Teacher: Ok, end of class have a good day,

>The students rush out of the classroom.

>Camera fades away

 

Epilogue:

 

Location: ???

 

???: We are approaching Earth...

??? (2): Hehehe, yes we are. What a joyful time!

???: Bro I didn't ask for your opinion

>??? Kills ??? (2) by putting rocks on him.

>The ship lurches back and forth, the rocks are too heavy.

???: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO STUPID!

??? (3): Lord, this will greatly delay our arrival to Earth. This is bad, very bad.

???: I DIDN'T REMEMBER ASKING FOR UR OPINIONG U IMBECILE

>??? kills ??? (3) by zapping him with electricity.

>Camera blinks out.

Thank you @beansoup99 , our devoted cameraman : D

 

Other random stuff:

 

My list of epic people:

Reviewers list (AKA list of awesome people):

@5ov1et

@JackRoach

@ThatOneFanperson

@Dark_heart420

@beansoup99

@asdfghjkl123456798

@HuntressesofArtemis

@Icyboyyy

@Chessplatypus01

@Joel_Jelly

@exceptionalfork

@Spacepodz

@shadowarcher28

@Buck_Shooter

@Crazyblondie

@TonyL103

@ukrainiandude

@dios_back_booiiissss

@ap0ckiI

 

 

 

In the comments, feel free to rate this story (it's my first) with 1-5 stars, decimals included, or add feedback.

You can supply characters of your choice, but please add enough info about them (eg. good/bad, personality, name, etc.) You can also suggest future events or places. 

If this turns out well then I might make an episode 6.

 

goodbye for now bois : )

<hypermuddish committed not have idea what to put here>

btw if you read the whole thing good for u mr devoted reader

Also, please point out typos, mistakes, or plot holes so i can change them thx : )

asdfghkl123456798

5/5

hypermuddish
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:

5/5

speed reader 100

asdfghkl123456798

yes i read fast

aMazeMove

nice 4.5/5

Chushoudelu

5.000001/5

Chushoudelu

Marksman Ev. --> X100000000000000000000000000 SCOPE 

Snipes the ship thing

ap0ck1l

6/5

much informitive.

hypermuddish
TonyL103 wrote:

Marksman Ev. --> X100000000000000000000000000 SCOPE 

Snipes the ship thing

Possibly o.o

But they don't know the ship thing is coming for them yet

Chushoudelu

also can i advertise something pls

hypermuddish

uh sure

Chushoudelu

lol:https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/a-minigame-60020144?page=1#last_comment

Dios_back_booiiissss

soviet/5

Dark_Heart420

oOooOOoOh I was just thinking...what if one of the villains summoned their  ultimate bosses by saying awaken my masters and then this played in the background https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM I honestly think that would be so cool but then again that just be a suggestion 

hypermuddish
Dark_Heart420 wrote:

oOooOOoOh I was just thinking...what if one of the villains summoned their  ultimate bosses by saying awaken my masters and then this played in the background https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM I honestly think that would be so cool but then again that just be a suggestion 

hmmmm i already have a plan for the boss battle but i might use this in future seasons

Chushoudelu

-------------------------------------- Rank 1 Classes

Base classes: Warrior, Ranged Fighter

-------------------------------------- Rank 2 Classes

Warrior Ev. --> Tank, Samurai, Gladiator, Helper, Wizard

Ranged Fighter Ev. --> Sniper, Ranger, Gunner

-------------------------------------- Rank 3 Classes

Tank Ev. --> Paladin, Stoneskin

Samurai Ev. --> Shogun, Ninja

Gladiator Ev. --> Berserker, Killmonger

Helper Ev. --> Supporter, Healer

Wizard Ev. --> Necromancer/ Pyromancer/Hydromancer/Aeromancer/Geomancer/Floramancer/Electromancer

Sniper Ev. --> Marksman, Sharpshooter

Ranger Ev. Elementalist, Boss Ranger

Gunner Ev: Machine Gunner, Cannon Specialist

-------------------------------------- Rank 4 Classes

Paladin Ev. --> Autohealer

Stoneskin Ev. --> Ironskin

Shogun Ev. --> Emperor

Ninja Ev. --> Nightwing

Berserker Ev. --> Rage Nuker

Killmonger Ev. --> Dragon Slayer

Supporter Ev. --> Team Buffer

Healer Ev. --> Master Healer

Necromance Ev. --> Chronomancer 

Necromancer/ Pyromancer/Hydromancer/Aeromancer/Geomancer/Floramancer/Electromancer Ev. --> Elemental Wizard

Marksman Ev. --> X100000000000000000000000000 SCOPE 

Sharpshooter Ev. --> Nukeshooter

Elementalist Ev. --> Ultra Elementalist

Boss Ranger Ev. --> Beast Summoner

Machine Gunner Ev. --> Nuke Gatling 

Cannon Specialist Ev. --> Human Cannon

hypermuddish

wot

Chushoudelu

no its just so i can keep track

hypermuddish

k

Chushoudelu

also ru gettin rich bc of a code lol