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Le Story of sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ, Episode 4
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TonyL103 wrote:
yay im on your list
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5/5 will read again
I loved it! cant wait for le next episode!
May 1, 2021
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#11
Can you add someone named bob the potato he is good and he was a potato but then he got radiation and turned alive and stuff
TonyL103 wrote:
Can you add someone named bob the potato he is good and he was a potato but then he got radiation and turned alive and stuff
Sure. The next episode is a special one abt classes and stuff to clear up questions but i'll add bob the potato in episode 6
k im done making episode 5, uploading it will take few minutes
May 3, 2021
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#17
oh noes i am late for de soviet russiæ stori i was only able to find this episode so i didn’t see episode 1, 2, 3, or 5
KharrenxKogosupu wrote:
oh noes i am late for de soviet russiæ stori i was only able to find this episode so i didn’t see episode 1, 2, 3, or 5
you can search the forums for it keyword "
sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ"
or you can just find it in my profile
Some new updates:
- From now on I will add a list of reviewers
- Just a random random update cuz only having 1 update is for noobs
Why am I doing this.
so anyways
Link to episode 3: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/le-story-of-sovie-rmssiae-episode-3-origins
If you want to see episode 1 or any previous episodes just modify the link from "episode-x" to episode-(number of your choice).
[Precredits]
Idea by Hypermuddish
Written by Hypermuddish
DISCLAIMER:
This has NOTHING to do with the actual soviet Union or any of the events of relevance to it. All names, dates, and places are fictional and coincidental.
Le Story of sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ, Episode 4
Location: Mushroom Planet
>Camera swoops down. A group of people are traveling in a large field of mushrooms.
Soldier 1: Ugh... I think I'm gonna get mushroom sickness
Soldier 34: Lol there's no such thing
Scientist 3: There is such thing, it is nearly fatal and will occur when one eats a poisonous red mushroom with rainbow dots.
>Camera points at Dumb Soldier, who was just finished eating a red mushroom with rainbow dots.
Dumb Soldier: Uh oh...
>Dum soldier throws up everywhere
Soldier 4: Dang this place stinks now
Combat expert: Uh... let's go somewhere else.
>Diarrhea sounds emerge from where Dumb Soldier is. Other members of the group look traumatized.
Dum Soldier: Well, thank Sheldon I'm alive! heh heh
Scientist 15: Wow, this is why everyone calls you Dumb Soldier.
Dumb Soldier: That's cuz my name's Dumb Soldier, noob!
Scientist 15: Bro what kind of a name is Dumb Soldier?
Dumb Soldier: A name cooler than yours.
Dumb Soldier BURN, SUCKA!
Combat expert: Uhhh, everyone, calm down ok?
Dumb Soldier: Ok
Scientist 15: What he said.
>The group continues their trek. The come upon a farm.
Dumb Soldier: Hey look, a farm!
Soldier 8: Hey look, a unicorn!
Dumb Soldier: Where?
Soldier 8: Haha you're so dumb! There is no such thing as unicorns!
>A unicorn calmly walks past the group.
>The group approaches the farm. A man comes out to greet them.
???: Sup
Combat expert: Hey. We're looking for a farmer named Farmerman.
Farmerman: That's me lol
>A cat jumps on Farmerman's shoulder.
Farmerman: And this is my cat, Cat Joot. I'm a noob at farming and Cat Joot does all the work.
Cat Joot: MEOW
Combat expert: Uh.... ok. Do you have any Glowing Mushrooms? They are a vital part of building nukes and we are currently at a shortage.
Farmerman: Yes, come here.
>The group follows Farmerman into a cave.
Farmerman: This is where we used to farm Glowing Mushrooms.
Combat Expert: "used to"?
Farmerman: Yeah. Recently a bunch of Mutant spiders took over this place. They would have invaded our entire farm by now but Cat Joot barely manages to keep them away.
Mutant Spider: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>A mutant spiders at them but Cat Joot Slices it in midair.
Soldier 9: Dang, that cat is OP.
Scientist 3: Yeah, it has AIMBOT
Soldier 9: Bruhhh the aimbot joke was so episode 2
Scientist 3: UR MOM was so episode 3
Soldier 9: That doesn't make any sense
Scientist 3: UR MOM doesn't make any sense
Combat expert: Ok let's calm down everyone. We must defeat the Mutant Spiders so we can get Glowing Mushrooms.
>The group cautiously enters the cave. The farmer and Cat Joot tag along.
???: HISSSSSSS
Soldier 17: Whoever who's making that sound, you're not funny and it's not even scary and realistic.
Scientist 6: Uhhhh... I didn't do it!
Mutant Spider: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Combat expert: IT'S AN AMBUSH!
>Dozens of Mutant Spiders drop down from the wall. A few soviet people were killed in the initial strike.
Scientist 9: HOW ARE THESE GUYS SO STEATHY????
Scientist 10: They have a stealth stat of 457.
Scientist 9: HOW DID U KNOW THAT???
Scientist 10: Because I hacked the system to find out their stats
Scientist 9: Are you STUPID man theres no such thing as hacking real life things
Scientist 10: Oh yeah lets see who's laughing when I HACK U
>Scientist 9 hacks scientist 10. Scientist 10 glitches out. Scientist 9 hacks everything and takes over the universe.
Sike.
This is what actually happened
Combat expert: Everyone regroup! We cannot allow and surprise attacks!
Soldier 27: AGGGHGHHHHHH!!!!
>The camera turns. We see Soldier 27 with a spider claw thingie through his stomach.
>Combat expert teleports behind and stabs the Mutant Spider
Medic 2: Bring him here, heal him!
>Meanwhile, the battle raged on. Many were slain by both sides, but Cat Joot was being OP and slaying Mutant Spiders left and right.
Combat expert: Time to end this.
Soldier 1: Huh?
Combat expert: My ult is done charging.
Soldier 1: What is it?
Combat expert: My class is Necromancer, which means I affiliate well with dead spirits
Combat expert: [ULT] GRAVE STRIKE!!
>A bunch of holes popped out under the Mutant Spiders. Thousands of bony skeleton hands pulled them underground.
>The ground closes up.
Scientist 30: Well, that was pretty OP.
Soldier 13: OMG THAT WAS SO COOL!!!! I WISH I CAN GET STRONG ENOUGH TO CHOOSE A SPECIALTY CLASS!
???: Who dares to disturb me
Soldier 14: YOUR MOM, THAT'S WHO!
??? Go suck a noob, nubfarmer!
>A huge spider claw thingie shoots out and instantly kills Soldier 14
Combat expert: Oh no... I think we may have disturbed the Mother Spider...
Mother Spider: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! [Note: It didn't actually say "scree". It just made a sound like "scree".
>A huge spider thing bursts from the shadows. It is angry.
Mother spider: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! [Note: this time it literally said "scree".
>The mother spider wipes out a bunch of people with one swipe.
Soldier 15: AHHHH WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
Combat expert: My ult is on cooldown, and this Boss monster is simply too strong... we have one last chance. Anyone have a phone?
Medic 1: Y-yes...
>Combat expert grabs the phone and dials a number.
Combat expert: Hello?
Rasputin: wassup my dude
Combat expert: Uh, we need some help here.
Rasputin: Help is on the way. And so are our newly ordered pizza from Joe's. Be sure to pick them up when we get back.
>Rasputin appears by Combat Master's side.
Rasputin: YOU GUYS TRIGGERED A MOTHER SPIDER???? WHAT DID YOU EVEN DO????
Scientist 6: Uh... it's a long story.
Rasputin: My ult is still on cooldown, but only for 5 more minutes. We need to prioritize defense.
Combat expert: Turtle formation!
>Everyone puts their shield above their head and covers everyone, like a turtle.
>Crack! The Mother Spider is attacking them.
Soldier 7: We c-can't take this for much longer...
Rasputin: 2 more minutes...
>CRACK!
THOOOOM!
>A spider claw thingie of the Mother Spider's broke through!
Mother Spider: Hahaha... you humans are too weak.
Rasputin: LOL
Mother Spider: Wwwhad're you laughing about? You will all be dead in minutes.
Rasputin: Hehehe, or are we?
Rasputin: [ULT] IMMORTALITY CHARGE!!!
>A soft golden glow surrounds the soviet troops.
Mother Spider: Hahaha, your noobery failed! I am unharmed, you meganoob!
Rasputin: That's where you're wrong, dude. My class is Support. We don't do much damage ourselves but we can massively boost the powers of our teammates.
Mother Spider: Noobery! Pure noobery! I will kill you all!
>The motherbeast swings a spider claw thingie, but nobody was even hurt.
Scientist 26: His ult, "Immortality charge", has it given us immortality?
Rasputin: Kinda. Your invincibility only lasts for a while, so we must use this chance!
>Everyone charged forward, knowing they won't get hurt.
>The Mother Spider's health bar was ticking down.
Mother Spider: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! I am the Mother Spider! I cannot die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Suddenly, Cat Joot flew at the Mother Spider.
Cat Joot: Meeeeow (Translation: [ULT] CHROMESTONE CLAWS
>Cat Joot's claws transformed into some sort of metallic material that cut through the Mother Spider with ease.
Mother Spider: You haven't seen the last of us... the Spider Clan will be back... we're coming for you... and you. And you over there. Yeah, you. And that pig over there. And that unicorn. And that one coward who is hiding behind the rocks.
Coward Who Is Hiding Behind The Rocks: HUH???
>The Mother Spider was dead.
Soldier 48: Well, that was exciting.
Combat Expert: Many died in the way. We will honor them when we get back. For now, let us collect some Glow Mushrooms!
>Camera fades away.
Epilogue
???: We are approaching a planet called the Mushroom Planet. If w continue on this path, we will reach the fabled Earth.
??? (2): Yes, lord. Shall we take a look at this planet?
???: Yes.
>The camera blinks. Now we see a bunch of cloaked figures walking towards Farmerman's farm.
Famerman: HEY WHO ARE YOU?
??? (3): Have you seen... any Earthlings recently?
Farmerman: I'll never tell!
??? (5): Then have fun rotting in our jail, loserman.
>The cloaked figures put handcuffs on Farmerman and take him to the ship.
>Cat Joot watches from behind.
Cat Joot (thoughts): Meow! (Translation: I must help Farmerman! I will try to get the help of those Earthlings...)
>The camera turs around. We see the ship rise up and it speeds towards Earth.
>Camera stops
Other random stuff:
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Reviewers list (AKA list of awesome people):
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@ThatOneFanperson
@Dark_heart420
@beansoup99
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@Joel_Jelly
@exceptionalfork
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@Buck_Shooter
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@TonyL103
In the comments, feel free to rate this story (it's my first) with 1-5 stars, decimals included, or add feedback.
You can supply characters of your choice, but please add enough info about them (eg. good/bad, personality, name, etc.) You can also suggest future events or places.
If this turns out well then I might make an episode 5.
goodbye for now bois : )
<hypermuddish committed drink orange juice after brush teeth>
btw if you read the whole thing good for u mr devoted reader
@Dark_Heart420 I used your fan character this time :] Hoped u like it