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Le Story of sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ, Episode 6
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good job i suck at writing @hypermuddish
That was one fierce potato!
uhh
p o t a t o
The potato is actually TonyL103's fan character : D
Niceee! So are all the characters going to team up to defeat the ???. I'll work on finding a good theme song.
lol ye.
You have quite an imagination! I enjoyed the story.
Nate6586 wrote:
You have quite an imagination! I enjoyed the story.
Thanks 
Idk what to say but pototoe
May 3, 2021
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POTOTOE SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I think this is our longest episode so far? I'm not sure :l
Why am I doing this.
so anyways
Link to episode 5: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/le-story-of-sovie-rmssiae-episode-5-soviet-school
If you want to see episode 1 or any previous episodes just Search forums keyword by "sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ", you can copy paste it there.
[Precredits]
Idea by Hypermuddish
Written by Hypermuddish
DISCLAIMER:
This has NOTHING to do with the actual Soviet Union or any of the events of relevance to it. All names, dates, and places are fictional and coincidental
Le Story of sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ, Episode 6
Location: Potato farm, Russia
>Camera swoops down. Putin is walking towards a farm.
Putin: Hello is anyone here?
Farmer Jeff: Hey dude! My name is Jeff and I run this place
Putin: Uh, are you sure this is a good place to have a farm? I mean, there's literally a nuclear plant over there.
Farmer: Oh, yeah. I didn't think of that
Putin: So anyways, I am looking to make some fries today for lunch. Can I buy some potatoes?
Farmer: Sure! They are guaranteed fresh! Go and take your pick, 10 rubles a potato!
>Putin walks into some bushes and grabs a potato
Potato: HEY! GET YOUR GRUBBY MEAT HOOKS OFFA ME!
Putin: GAAAAAAAAAAAAHH WHAT THE HECK
Potato: YOU JUST NEARLY KILLED ME WITH YOUR DEATH GRIP, THE HECK!
Putin: Ok ok ok sorry!
>A potato walks out of the bushes
Putin: HUHH? A WALKING LIVING POTATO??
Potato: HUHH? A WALKING LIVING HUMAN??
Putin: Uhh… Jeff, what’s going on?
Farmer Jeff: Oh my… it seems like one of our potatoes was exposed to nuclear radiation and turned alive!
Putin: bruh
Potato: Aight, I’m out of this boring farm.
>The potato leaps like 5 feet in the air and starts running into the streets of Moscow.
Putin: All I wanted was some French fries…
Farmer Jeff: Heh heh… looks like we’ll have to catch him?
Putin: Alright then, let’s go.
>Farmer Jeff and Putin does some hand symbols and begins to run really quick after the potato.
Potato: You’ll never catch me, noob!
>The potato jumps on top of a car
Putin: Dang, that is one smooth potato.
Farmer Jeff: We can still catch him if we hurry!
>They do some hand symbols and the teleport onto the car too.
Some random car driver: WHY THE HECK IS THERE A POTATO AND TWO RUSSIAN DUDES ON TOPS OF MY CAR?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?
Potato: Eh?
Farmer Jeff: I got you now!
>Farmer Jeff grabs the potato
Potato: HEY!!! You really need to learn to respect others’ personal space!!
Farmer Jeff: Oh, you’re right… I’ll respect your personal space
Potato: ADIOS, SUCKAS!!!!
>The potato leaps down into a manhole that leads into the sewers.
Farmer Jeff: Yuck… are we seriously going down there?
Putin: It’s our only chance!
Farmer Jeff: *Sighs* I miss the days of being a simple potato farmer…
>Farmer Jeff and Putin jump down too. They land in the sewers.
Squelch~
Putin: AHHHHHHHH WHAT THE HECK DID I STEP ON
Farmer Jeff: Uh, I think it’s better we not know.
Putin: Yikes… ok let’s continue.
>Putin and Jeff continue along the sewer path.
>Camera fades out, and brightens again. Now we see Putin and Jeff in a strange part of the sewers…
Putin: I’m getting bad vibes from here…
???: sssssss
>An unidentified object leaps at Farmer Jeff’s face
Farmer Jeff: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Putin: Nuke blast!
>Putin unleashes a small nuke shot that blows the thing to smithereens.
Farmer Jeff: W-what was that?
Putin: Rabid Sewer Rats… I hate those guys. They’ve been plaguing our sewers ever since we made their boss mad.
???: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Farmer Jeff: Speaking of bosses… WHAT’S THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>A huge grimy paw shoots out and his Putin
>Now we see a gigantic rodent head and a body emerge from the depths.
Putin: YEP, THAT’S HIM! RUNNNNNNNNN!
>Putin and Jeff start sprinting in the opposite direction but are cut off by hundreds, or thousands of Rabid Sewer Rats
Putin: Ugh… the boss keeps on spawning these basic ones so we need to take him out!
Farmer Jeff: Does he have any weaknesses?
Putin: Yes, only one… potatoes
Farmer Jeff: POTATOES????! WHAT KIND OF A DUMB WEAKNESS IS THAT?!
Putin: I dunno man, maybe a potato fell on his head when he was a baby.
Farmer Jeff: LOL
>We hear footsteps on the other side of the sewers
Rabid Sewer Rat: WWWWWWWWWWHOOOO DARES TO CCCCCOME HEEEEEEEEEEEEERE
???: Uh, hello? Is anyone here?
Putin: Pavel? Is that you??
Pavel: Uh, yeah. I saw some kind of weird potato monster run out and I grabbed him before he could do too much trouble.
Potato: HEY, WATCH WHO YOU’RE CALLIN A POTATO MONSTER!!
Pavel: Ok okok sorry....
Putin: Wait a minute… GIMME GIMME!!!1
Pavel: Ok then, boss
>Pavel yeets the potato at Putin.
>Putin holds out the potato to the Boss Rabid Sewer Rat like a crucifix.
Boss Rabid Sewer Rat: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEAE! !!!!! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET THAT MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMONSTER AWAYYYYYYYYY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Potato: Hahaha, even this fat guy is scared of my SUPERIOR DOMINANCE!!!
>Putin steps a bit closer, and keeps on inching forward.
>The Boss Rabid Sewer Rat recoils and backtracks
Putin: Wow I can’t believe this is actually working!
>Suddenly a normal Rabid Sewer Rat jumps up and knocks the potato out of Putin’s hand!
Putin: No!
>The The Boss Rabid Sewer Ratb leaps at him and Farmer Jeff, knocking them down.
Pavel: I’ll get help!
Pavel: Katana strike!
>Pavel sweeps out all of the Rabid Sewer rats out of his way with some kind of modified sword. He then jumps out of the sewers and runs towards the Soviet Base.
Farmer Jeff: Whoa that Pavel guy is really OP
Putin: It’s his specialty class, Samurai. Their most powerful trait is their Stat Fluid ability, which allows them to transfer their power to each part of their body. Looks like he did a massive offensive push on that attack.
>The rabid sewer rats hiss and jump at the two
Putin: Looks like we’ll have to hold these guys off until help comes!
Meanwhile…
>Pavel slams open the door to the Soviet Base.
Front Desk Lady: Hello Pavel, how may I help you?
Pavel: Putin and some farmer guy need help in the sewers!
Front Desk Lady: Let me guess… the Rabid Sewer Rats?
Pavel: Yep, and their boss is there too!
Front Desk Lady: k, I’ll call the recommended number of troops over.
Meanwhile:
Farmer Jeff: Argh… we can’t hold off these guys for much longer!
Putin: My class, Nuke Gatling, isn’t much of a support class, but I think I have an idea…
Putin: Ring Nuke!!
>A ring of nukes appear around Jeff and Putin.
Nukes: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM
>The nukes killed thousands of Rabid Sewer Rats, also creating a bunch of smoke.
Farmer Jeff: Huh??
Putin: The nukes made some kind of smokescreen… the Rats will have a harder time navigating through it.
Farmer Jeff: Wow that’s smart, dude.
Putin: I know, right?
Farmer Jeff: Well, what do we do now?
Putin: We stall until the smoke clears… then we can only hope for the best.
Meanwhile
>The potato was having a midlife crisis.
Potato: Why was I spawned here… was it only to cause mischief and mayhem?
>The potato stops in his tracks.
Potato: Well, technically it’s my fault those guys way back is in trouble…
>The potato grimaces
Potato: Yep, I know what I have to do…
>The potato turns around and runs back into the sewers
Potato: Being a hero is so annoying sometimes…
Meanwhile
>The smoke has cleared, and now the Rabid Sewer Rats are angrier than ever.
Putin: Welp, looks like we’re dead.
Farmer Jeff: It was nice knowing you, bro.
Putin: You too. *sigh*
??? BUENOS DIAS, NOOBLINGS!!!!
>The elite squad of Soviet Fighters arrives. Soon we see only flashes of flying steel, limbs, and of course, nukes.
Farmer Jeff: Whoa… these guys are like actually OP!
Putin: The elite squad is made up of some of our strongest Rank 2’s. Of course, there’s an even stronger Special Regiment, but nobody talks about that.
Farmer Jeff: Yay we’re no longer goners!
Putin: Not to be the pessimist, but I’m worried.
Farmer Jeff: Huh?
Putin: Last time we fought the boss, we weren’t able to beat it, not even with the help of Rasputin, Russian Man, Combat Expert, and some other of our strongest people.
Farmer Jeff: Woah… the boss is that powerful?
Putin: Yup.
>All the Basic Rabid Sewer rats are wiped out. The boss’s summoning skill Is on cooldown.
>The warriors attack the Boss but it does no damage.
Boss Rabid Sewer Rat: HHHHhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa
Elite fighter 5: This guy is even tankier than before!
>The Boss Rabid Sewer Rat knocks down a large group of Soviet guys.
Boss Rabid Sewer Rat: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnow I Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill yooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu
???: Bruh
Boss Rabid Sewer Rat: Huuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh?
>A small brown shape come flying out of nowhere and it hits the Boss Rabid Sewer Rat on the head.
>There is now a gaping wound in its head,
Boss Rabid Sewer Rat: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Putin: P-potato?
Potato: Yep, its-a me!
Putin: Well, that’s really nice of you. Do you want any kind of reward for saving us?
Potato: Ye, just an honest cash payment of 10000000 RUBLES GIMME GIMME GIMME
Putin: Uhhh, ok.
>Putin give the potato 10000000 Rubles.
Elite warrior 16: NUKESHOT!
>The elite warrior shoots a nuke at the Boss Rat’s wound.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM
>The Boss jumps back and howls in pain
Elite Warrior 16: Omg it actually damaged him!!
Head Scientist: I have a hypothesis. The only undamageable part of the Boss Rabid Sewer Rat is its outer shell. One it breaks, we can do damage to the interior skin.
Farmer Jeff: That’s a good wisdom.
Head Scientist: I know, right?
Elite warrior 3: Vine grab!
>A bunch of vines shoot out from his fingers and wrap around the Boss Rat.
Elite warrior 3: He’s trapped! Everyone target his weak spot!
>Arrows, bullets, knives, swords, axes, nukes, and fish (???) flew in the air.
Boss Rabid Sewer Rat: AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IIIIIIIII AMMMMMMMMM IMMORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTAAALLLLLLllllllllllllllllllllll
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
To make a long story short
>The boss’s brain blew up and everyone survived.
Elite warrior 35: Well, that was weird.
Elite warrior 2: Ok guys, let’s teleport back to the base.
>After a bunch of *zip*ing sounds and purple teleport dust, only the potato, Putin, and Farmer Jeff remained.
Putin: Uh, so, Mr. Potato guy, what are you gonna do now?
Potato: Well, I was considering breaking the law a bunch of times and stealing money, but now I realized I have a better purpose in life.
Farmer Jeff: Good for you man
Potato: I am going to expose all the potatoes in the farm and I will be the king of le Potato Land!
Farmer Jeff: My farm?!?! No way, bruh.
Potato: Well, you can make a corn farm. I heard it is easier farming corn than potatoes.
Farmer Jeff: Really?? Yay!
Putin: Well, a ruler needs to have a name.
Potato: Then my name will be… Bob. Bob the potato!
Putin: Kinda generic, but ok I guess…
Bob the Potato: Well, see ya later guys.
>The potato walks away.
Putin: Ok let’s get out of this stinky sewer
Corn Farmer Jeff: Agreed.
>They climb out of the sewers.
Putin: I’m really hungry now, wanna go get some food?
Corn Farmer Jeff: Sure. What do you wanna eat?
Putin: I’ve been thinking… how about some French fries?
Corn Farmer Jeff: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Camera blinks out
Epilogue
>Camera starts again. We are on the ship with our friend ???.
??? (2): We will arrive at Earth in about one week, Lord.
???: Good.
>A piece of rat brain splatters on the ship’s windshield.
???: WHAT THE HECK?!?!?
??? (2): It looks like…a rat brain, and it came from the direction of Earth.
???: Yes. Bring it to our scientists. Rat bosses are powerful creatures. We can create a bionic shell of this beast’s old form.
??? (2): Yes… good idea…
>Camera fades away.
Thank you @beansoup99 , our devoted cameraman : D
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If this turns out well then I might make an episode 7.
goodbye for now bois : )
<hypermuddish committed accidently put clothes in toilet>
btw if you read the whole thing good for u mr devoted reader
Also, please point out typos, mistakes, or plot holes so i can change them thx : )
Important stuff::::::
Season 1 will be 10 books long, and yes, ??? and the other ???s will be the final boss.