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Le Story of sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ, Episode 7
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i will suggest that in the next episode the ???s's nuke fails
blows up their own ship
NathanHan3669 wrote:
i will suggest that in the next episode the ???s's nuke fails
blows up their own ship
Lol... the ???s will be revealed in episode 10 the season 1 finale
May 5, 2021
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#5
i suggest that the ???s blow up the planet and they russian dudes have to fight them in space
aMazeMove wrote:
i suggest that the ???s blow up the planet and they russian dudes have to fight them in space
Good idea... but it would be difficult explaining the destruction of the Earth and how the remake it without adding in an OP weapon that would unbalance the storyline
A space battle might occur in Season 2
May 5, 2021
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#9
hypermuddish wrote:
aMazeMove wrote:
i suggest that the ???s blow up the planet and they russian dudes have to fight them in space
Good idea... but it would be difficult explaining the destruction of the Earth and how the remake it without adding in an OP weapon that would unbalance the storyline
maybe the earth isn't exactly destructed, but maybe more like how the dinosaurs went extinct and now it's humans that are going to be extinct and the russians are the only ones who survive. A gigantic bomb should do it
aMazeMove wrote:
hypermuddish wrote:
aMazeMove wrote:
i suggest that the ???s blow up the planet and they russian dudes have to fight them in space
Good idea... but it would be difficult explaining the destruction of the Earth and how the remake it without adding in an OP weapon that would unbalance the storyline
maybe the earth isn't exactly destructed, but maybe more like how the dinosaurs went extinct and now it's humans that are going to be extinct and the russians are the only ones who survive. A gigantic bomb should do it
The meganuke is strong enough to destroy the entire earth, not just wipe out the living organisms
May 5, 2021
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#12
hypermuddish wrote:
aMazeMove wrote:
hypermuddish wrote:
aMazeMove wrote:
i suggest that the ???s blow up the planet and they russian dudes have to fight them in space
Good idea... but it would be difficult explaining the destruction of the Earth and how the remake it without adding in an OP weapon that would unbalance the storyline
maybe the earth isn't exactly destructed, but maybe more like how the dinosaurs went extinct and now it's humans that are going to be extinct and the russians are the only ones who survive. A gigantic bomb should do it
The meganuke is strong enough to destroy the entire earth, not just wipe out the living organisms
isn't that exactly what the ???s are going to do
wow this is awesome! I cant wait to see all the characters come together to defeat ??? and stop the meganuke! I noticed a few plot holes in the story tho, but I'm sure they will easily be able to be fixed and make a great addition to the story.
1) how much time has passed in between the episodes?
2) while the russian squadron was dealing with the shadow ninjas, what were Joot/ Cat Joot and Bob the radioactive potato doing (This would make a great sidestory!)
3) Didnt both the spider clan and the sewer rats/ (now known as roborat) say that they will return? what if they teamed up with ??? to conquer and then destroy earth? (opportunity for AwAkEn My MaStErS scene)
4) do all the main characters have specialty classes? (love the DnD reference and AEIAEIAEI part lol)
5) Will the main characters, joot and bob the radioactive potato team up to fight ???, roborat, and the (possibly) reincarnated spider clan?
have a great day or night comrade!
aMazeMove wrote:
hypermuddish wrote:
aMazeMove wrote:
hypermuddish wrote:
aMazeMove wrote:
i suggest that the ???s blow up the planet and they russian dudes have to fight them in space
Good idea... but it would be difficult explaining the destruction of the Earth and how the remake it without adding in an OP weapon that would unbalance the storyline
maybe the earth isn't exactly destructed, but maybe more like how the dinosaurs went extinct and now it's humans that are going to be extinct and the russians are the only ones who survive. A gigantic bomb should do it
The meganuke is strong enough to destroy the entire earth, not just wipe out the living organisms
isn't that exactly what the ???s are going to do
it's a surprise
muddish a good writer
Dark_Heart420 wrote:
wow this is awesome! I cant wait to see all the characters come together to defeat ??? and stop the meganuke! I noticed a few plot holes in the story tho, but I'm sure they will easily be able to be fixed and make a great addition to the story.
1) how much time has passed in between the episodes?
2) while the russian squadron was dealing with the shadow ninjas, what were Joot/ Cat Joot and Bob the radioactive potato doing (This would make a great sidestory!)
3) Didnt both the spider clan and the sewer rats/ (now known as roborat) say that they will return? what if they teamed up with ??? to conquer and then destroy earth? (opportunity for AwAkEn My MaStErS scene)
4) do all the main characters have specialty classes? (love the DnD reference and AEIAEIAEI part lol)
5) Will the main characters, joot and bob the radioactive potato team up to fight ???, roborat, and the (possibly) reincarnated spider clan?
have a great day or night comrade!
>1) how much time has passed in between the episodes?
About a few days happens in between each episode
>2) while the russian squadron was dealing with the shadow ninjas, what were Joot/ Cat Joot and Bob the radioactive potato doing (This would make a great sidestory!)
Currently Cat Joot is on his way to warn the Soviets about the incoming danger. I think it's in episode 4 epilogue. The episode when they fight the spiders
>3) Didnt both the spider clan and the sewer rats/ (now known as roborat) say that they will return? what if they teamed up with ??? to conquer and then destroy earth? (opportunity for AwAkEn My MaStErS scene)
The spiders will return later. The regular Rabid Sewer Rats have been wiped out, and the boss is on the ship. there are other forms of rat bosses too.
>4) do all the main characters have specialty classes? (love the DnD reference and AEIAEIAEI part lol)
Anyone can choose a specialty class path once they reach a certain power. Was originally deciding for this to have more litrpg elements but nah. Idk where i made a DnD reference lol
>5) Will the main characters, joot and bob the radioactive potato team up to fight ???, roborat, and the (possibly) reincarnated spider clan?
Joot and Bob will return confirmed. After a few seasons i might even make a spinoff series in the same universe about Bob the Potato and his kingdom of radioactive potatoes : D
little_guinea_pig wrote:
woah
15/15
how'd i never see this before
It's better if you read from EP 1 but i am happy you enjoyed the story : )
Le Story of sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ, Episode 7
Finally, it's here!
Sorry this one took so long : (
Why am I doing this.
so anyways
Link to episode 6: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/le-story-of-sovie-rmssiae-episode-6
If you want to see episode 1 or any previous episodes just Search forums keyword by "sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ", you can copy paste it there.
[Precredits]
Idea by Hypermuddish
Written by Hypermuddish
DISCLAIMER:
This has NOTHING to do with the actual soviet Union or any of the events of relevance to it. All names, dates, and places are fictional and coincidental
Location: Putin's mansion
>Camera turns on
>We see Putin sitting in a chair, eating cookies and drinking soda
Putin's phone: BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGG
Putin: Huh? A phone call?
>Putin takes out his phone.
Putin: Hello?
Random Dude: Hey, remember me?
Putin: Oh what's up Random, I haven't seen you for like a month.
Random Dude: Uh... I kind of need your help right now...
Putin: What's the matter?
Random Dude: A BUNCH OF NINJAS TOOK OVER MY HOUSE AND NOW THEY'RE POOPING ALL OVER THE PLACE HEEELP THE WORLD IS ENDING AEAEIAEIAEIAEIAE!!!!!!!!!!!
>Call ends
Putin: Well, that was weird. Wait a minute... a few weeks ago Russian Man told me they got into a skirmish with ninjas... could it be?
>Putin contemplates the situation.
Putin: Hmmm... these ninjas seem tough so I will send out a fairly power task force, with Russian Man leading them. He will know the ninjas' weakness.
>Putin calls Russian Man
Putin: Wassup Russian
Russian Man: the sky
Putin: Bruh
Russian Man: So what did you call me for?
Putin: Remember the ninjas you fought last time?
Russian Man: Oh those guys.
Putin: Yeah. They seem to be back, so can you gather a group to see what's going on?
Russian Man: Sure, dude.
>Call ends.
>Camera fades away and turns back on again. Now we see some dude's house overrun by ninjas.
>In a flash of purple light, Russian Man and some other appear.
Soldier 7: Well, that's a lot of ninjas.
Russian Man: Shhhh. We need to take them by surprise. Let's teleport on top of the house.
>They teleport on the tope of the house.
Russian Man: Let's climb down the chimney.
Soldier 3: Good idea
Russian Man: I know, right?
>They climb down the chimney.
Soldier 15: Hey, I see the boss ninja!
Russian Man, Yeah, m- ... oops.
>All eyes in the house turn to the group.
Ninja Leader: SO WE MEET AGAIN, NOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!
Russian Man: Who you
Ninja Leader: DON'T YOU REMEMBER ME???? ARE YOU DIM, BOY???
Russian Man: I don't remember you...
Ninja Leader: I WAS HERE IN EPISODE 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRUH
Russian Man: Oh, you. I forgot. Episode 2 was a long time ago.
Ninja Leader: THE SHADOW NINJA CLAN HAS RETURNED!! AND NOW WE SHALL GET OUT REVENGE!!!!!!!!!
Russian Man: Bro will you stop screaming in caps? It's hurting the readers' eyes.
Ninja leader: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THEIR EYES!!!! GET THEM!!!
Russian Man: Rude.
>The ninjas do some hand symbols and start shooting shadow ninja stars at the soviet squad.
>The soviet guys dodge them but the house owner is hit
Random Dude: Ow
>Random dude dies
Soldier 51: Rip
Russian Man: ...
Random Dude: Hey guys!
Russian Man: BRO WAT??? Are you a ghost haunting us for letting you die such a horrible death??
Random Dude: No, I'm right here.
>The guy walks in the house calmly like nothing happened
Ninja 36: B-b-but I killed that guy!
Random Dude: No you didn't. Noob
Soldier 24: Burn
Ninja 55: This guy has hacks! GET HIM!!!
>All the shadow ninjas target the Random Guy, and they kill him.
Ninja leader: Hahaha, now we deposited nooblord for good.
Random Dude: Who you callin a nooblord?!
Ninja Leader: WAT??????
>Random Dude enters the house... again.
Ninja Leader: THIS BOY AND HIS AIMBOT BE OP MAN, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!!!
>The ninjas teleport away.
Russian Man: Bro how are you immortal?
Random Dude: It's my Respawner. When I die if I am holding it I respawn.
Russian Man: How did you get it?
Random Dude: The God of Death himself gifted me it because I attended his birthday party.
Russian Man: Yes, attending people's birthday parties are a nice thing to do.
Random Dude: You can have it if you want, you saved my house, after all.
Russian Man: Woah, really???? Thanks dude!
Random Dude: But it only has 1 use left. Use it wisely.
Russian Man: Why only one?
Random Dude: Because uh... I overused it...
Russian Man: Ah. It is still better than nothing. Thank you for your generous gift.
Random Dude: Anytime, bro.
Russian Man: Now we must find the base of the Shadow Ninja Clan to wipe their evil beings out for once and for all!
>Russian Man and the soldiers teleport away.
Russian Man: Are you sure this is where they are located?
Scientist 1: Yup. My teleport-tracker never fails.
Soldier 33: But... there's nothing here.
??? LOL, YOU NOOBFARMERS ACTUALLY FELL FOR MY TRAP
>The Ninja Leader descend from the sky, along with the other ninja clan members.
Soldier 14: Cap
Ninja Leader: No u
>The Ninja Leader dashes to Soldier 14 and stabs him to death.
Soldier 25: No!
Ninja Leader; HAHAHA, NOW NOT EVEN THAT OP HACKER IS NOT ABLE TO HELP YOU!! ATTACK, MY MINIONS!
>The Ninjas strike fast. The battle begins.
Soldier 48: I'll try to snipe the boss.
>Soldier 48 takes out his Sniper and starts aiming.
>Meanwhile, Russian Man is facing 5 ninjas at once.
Russian Man: Why you guys gotta team on me like that?!
NInja 60: Noob.
Russian Man: That's not fair
>Russian Man teleports away
Soldier 24: Why didn't you fight them? You could probably take em.
Russian Man: My specialty class, Nukeshooter, is not fit for this situation. We usually snipe our enemies from far away, while dealing huge amounts of splash damage. My only close ranged attack that can work is the Nuke Rain, my ult, but I'm saving it up.
Soldier 24: Understood.
Solder 48: I think I can get a good shot on him!
>Soldier 48 fires his sniper. The ninjas leader tries to dodge but he was not fast enough to dodge it completely. The bullet hits his hand
Ninja Leader: Ow
Soldier 48: lol noob
Ninja Leader: Die, noobius maximus!
>Ninja Leader takes out a weird glowing sword.
Ninja Leader: Armor Breaker!
Russian Man: Oh no... I've seen this move before...
>Soldier 48 dodges out of the way somehow but the Ninja Leader turns around and stabs him.
Soldier 48: Stop hacking
>Soldier 48 dies
>All of the regular shadow ninjas are dead. Only the leader is left.
Ninja Leader: NOOOOOOOOO!! NOT AGAIN!!
Russian Man: That's what you get for being such a NOOB
Ninja Leader: Fine.. you win.
Russian Man: Ok now let me get some handcuffs on you so you can go to jail
>Russian Man walks towards the ninja leader.
Ninja Leader [ULT] 1000 SWORDS!!!!
Russian Man: Wha--
>A thousands swords shoot out from the Ninja Leader, most of them stabbing Russian Man.
Soldier 6: Is he... dead?
>Russian Man is laying on the ground. He is not moving.
>Ninja Leader: Hahahahaha! I have killed the mighty Russian Man!!
>A random guy walks up to them.
Random Dude: T'sup, mates?
Ninja Leader: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH NOT YOU AGAIN!!!
>The ninja leader springs back, and he is now near the Soviet army.
Clink!
Ninja Leader: Whu- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
>The ninja leader is staring at the chromesteel handcuffs on his wrists.
Soldier 44: Lol noob
Random Dude: Assist
Soldier 20: We must take Russian Man to the hospitals! And if he dies, he can still respawn using the device thing!
>They grab Russian Man and teleport to the Soviet Hospital.
Soldier 20: Yo nurse do you think Russian Man will live?
Nurse: Hmmm... he has a huge health pool, but he got hit by the blunt of an ult of a boss spawn... I think with a lot of healing potions and a bit of luck he can pull through.
>The door to the hospital opens. Putin walks inside.
Putin: Hey guys. Huh why is Russian Man injured???
Soldier 15: It's a long story.
Ninja Leader: FOOLS!!! I COMMAND YOU TO UNHANDCUFF ME RIGHT NOW OR YOU GONNA REGRET IT LATER!!
>Everyone else stares at him in an awkward silence.
>Soon everyone (except the ninja leader) starts cracking up and the hospital is filled with laughter.
>Camera fades away.
Epilogue
>Camera turns on. We are inside the good ol' ship with the ???s.
???: Are we close to the Earth?
??? (2): Yes... that colorful planet over there is Earth...
???: Earth is within our sights. After we demonstrate the power of the Meganuke we shall take over the universe!!!!
>??? (2) cringes, as if he were about to say something but he didn't.
??? (2): Y-yes, my lord.
??? (3): Sir, we have completed the construction of the Bionic Rodent beast. Follow me.
>The cloaked figures follow another shorter cloaked figure into a room. We see a huge mechanical beast lying on top of a stan.
???: Yes... this is it...
>??? (3) smirks.
??? (3): Say hello to the Robo-Rat 9000.
>Camera blinks off.
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goodbye for now bois : )
<hypermuddish committed toe stub>
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