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Idea by Hypermuddish

Written by Hypermuddish

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This has NOTHING to do with the actual Soviet Union or any of the events of relevance to it. All names, dates, and places are fictional and coincidental.

Le Story of sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ, Season 2 Episode 5

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MOST OF SEASON 2 WILL BE TOLD IN SHELDON'S POINT OF VIEW

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Saturday 4:40 PM

We’re all doomed.

PUMPKIN HEAD IS GONNA DESTROY US ALL AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oops I accidently said that aloud. Now everyone is looking at me all weird… again.

The staff council made us go in the saferooms again. At least Goose brought his Rice Krispies Treats ™©® soda spawner. Goose said he fixed it, and I believe him because it’s functioning perfectly. I got pretty bored so I just read some comic books I found in a shelf.

The comics were called “Le Adventures of Sasamen”. It’s about this guy named Sasamen who beat up bad guys and got treasure.

The final bad guy in Le Adventures of Sasamen was named Sand Guy who could steal everyone’s sand in their bodies. I think Sand Guy was based on Thirst Man I laughed at the thought. And everyone was gangsta until the air vent started laughing too.

“What??? Who’s in there?” I asked.

Florida crawled out of it.

“I was just exploring other saferooms and spying on people,” he explained, “you can climb through these air vents. They’re surprisingly clean.”

I climbed into the air vent and followed Florida.

“See that one over there? That’s the one that connects to the main lobby. You can spectate the fight there,” said Florida as he pointed to a large spacey section of the air vents.

I crawled to that one and Florida followed me. I saw the staff members fighting against the Death Riders.

Zodiac pulled out a dark stone with orange engravings and whispered something under his breath.

Using my super hearing, I heard him say “I never though I’d use this one again”.

“What’s Zodiac holding?” asked Florida.

“Hmmm… let me use Power Analysis,” I replied.

“Hey assistant show me info on the thing Zodiac is holding,” I thought.

“Alright, loading info…” beeped Mind Assistant.

Type: Summoning Stone

Name: Apophis

Summoning Level: 100+

“So apparently its name is Apophis and it’s really powerful,” I said.

“Apophis? Isn’t that some sort of death snake?” said Florida.

“I dunno. I’ve never heard of it.”

Zodiac threw the stone onto the ground and it transformed into a gigantic snake thing that trampled hundreds of Death Riders every second. It looked like Apophis would carry us all until someone calmly onto the battlegrounds. Someone with a jack-o-lantern for a head. Pumpkin Head.

Saturday 5:20 PM

Pumpkin Head grabbed onto Apophis and swung onto its body. Apophis was thrashing everywhere to get Pumpkin Head off it but pumpkin head sank his claw-like fingers into Apophis’s skin. Primal Chanting emerged from Pumpkin Head’s mouth as dark symbols appeared in the air. And before we knew it, Apophis was reduced to a large pile of scales.

Everyone was shocked by Pumpkin Head’s formidable strength. Zodiac picked up the now smoking summoning stone and put it back on his belt.

“WHERE IS THE ONE NAMED SHELDON??” shouted Pumpkin Head.

Uh oh. I ducked out of sight. Florida scurried back into our saferoom and I followed him.

That would have been cool because we could reunite with friends and drink Rice Krispies Treats ™©® soda. Except none of our friends were in there. The entire place was overrun with Death Riders.

“Chain Lightning,” I whispered. Lightning shot out of my fingertips and hit the first Death Rider. It spread on like a chain until all of them were dead. These were pretty high level mobs so I gained a nice chunk of exp.

There was a hole in the saferoom so I peeked out of it. It seemed that nobody could stop Pumpkin Head. He had the combined powers of like, a thousand people.

“Let’s turn into shadows and sneak past Pumpkin Head,” I said.

Florida agreed.

We morphed into shadows and we slid on the floor.

“Do you see the others?” asked Florida.

“Not yet. I’ll try to scan them.”

“Hey Mind Assistant. Can you lock to FBI, Goose, and Bob the Builder?” I thought.

“Sure thing. Generating lock marks,” replied Mind Assistant.

I saw red circles surrounding a few things in a moving jail cell on top of some vehicle.

“I see them. Follow me,” I whispered to Florida.

Saturday 5:50 PM

Me and Florida dashed across the floor as shadows until we reached the vehicle with the jail cell. Bob and FBI were sitting on the floor, looking depressed, while Goose was pacing around while murmuring things to himself.

I morphed back into human mode and jumped on the vehicle. Florida followed me and we crawled over to the jail cell area.

I broke the bars easily. I wonder why my friends couldn’t do it.

While we walked back, Goose explained the situation.

“Pumpkin Head easily defeated us and stole Bob and FBI’s powers. But he couldn’t steal mine because my smarts are something you learn, classifying it as a skill, not a power,” explained Goose.

Bob and Florida still looked sad.

“Well,” I said, “at least things can’t get any worse right?”

Saturday 6:00 PM

A hole opened up beneath my feet and I fell in. After rolling in a tunnel for a while, I popped out from another hole to see Pumpkin Head staring down at me. Uh oh.

I got up and ran away as fast as I could. Pumpkin Head ran after me.

I turned into a dark hallway and hid in a trash can.

“You can’t hide from me, Sheldon!” I heard Pumpkin Head shout.

I laughed because I was hiding from him. Bad idea.

He pulled open the top to my trash can and I punched him in the pumpkin face he flew back and crashed into a wall. Weird. I don’t remember being this strong. Pumpkin Head did some hand symbols and send shockwaves through the air that temporarily immobilized me. Taking the chance, Pumpkin Head put his hand on my head and started stealing my powers.

I wriggled away and jumped back. Pumpkin Head tried doing the shockwave thing again but I blocked it with a mind force field. I then teleported behind Pumpkin Head and kicked him.

Pumpkin Head got thrown all the way back to the entrance of the hallway. He got up slowly and made a gun shape with his hand. A glowing bullet shot out and embedded itself in my chest before I could dodge it.

I suddenly felt as weak as a Level 1 Leaf Imp. I had to dislodge this power draining bullet before Pumpkin Head stole all of my powers. After some hard pulling, I snatched the bullet out. Now there was a hand-sized hole in my chest so that was pretty sad. It quickly regenerated though. I threw the bullet back at Pumpkin Head but he leapt over it and slammed his hands onto the ground. Vines grew out of the floor and started to entangle me. I covered my entire body with electricity and it fried all the vines that tried to get me.

Saturday 6:40 PM

Pumpkin Head teleported to me and tried to punch me. I teleported away before he could land a hit and I spammed Shadow Blasts at him. The dark matter was affecting him. Pumpkin Head could barely get up. Then he started to do some hand symbols.

“REVERSE DIMENSION!!” he screamed. And everything around us started to shift and glitch. Soon we were in the same hallway. But everything was… weird. The shelves were upside down and there were tables standing sideways.

“We are now in the Reverse Dimension. This is my home. You are powerless here,” said Pumpkin Head.

He was telling the truth because I couldn’t move. I tried everything but for some reason I couldn’t tap into my powers. Pumpkin Head put his hand on my head and started to steal my powers again.

Sadge.

“HAHAHA!! YOUR POWERS ARE MINE!!!” shrieked Pumpkin Head.

“No,” I said. “It’s ours.”

Then a bunch of colorful gases erupted from Pumpkin Head’s body and he fell down.

“Impossible…” he whispered.

So I took all his powers away. Then I chopped his pumpkin head off just to be safe.

I warped back to the normal dimension.

I was still standing over a dead Pumpkin Head who was bleeding all over the place.

Then Florida peeked around the corner and flinched.

“Bro what did you do to him??” asked Florida.

“Well, first I learned his power and then I used his power to steal his power so technically now I have two of his power and then I chopped his head off,” I explained.

Florida laughed.

“I believe you, buddy.”

Saturday 6:40 PM

They let me keep Pumpkin Head’s head. It was pretty cool because it glowed in the dark and sometimes talked. Yes, that’s what you heard. It sometimes talked.

He told me his entire life story. He once was this really powerful Pumpkin Man warrior. The Pumpkin Men were these guys who lived on the Pumpkin Planet. And then one day Pumpkin Head attacked the Pumpkin Men. And then that Pumpkin Man cut off Pumpkin Head’s head but somehow Pumpkin Head was still alive and he cut off his head and used it as his own.

Crazy, right?

Well, The Head thanked me for freeing him and right now he’s in Goose’s laboratory. Goose is trying to find a bionic body for The Head.

Somehow we defeated all of the Death Riders. Like, all of them. They brought their entire force here and we defeated them all.

Headmaster Nectar had Dela put up this solar shield around the IAGA that gave everyone who tries to invade us fatal radiation when touched.

We also get the next few weeks off because this was really traumatizing for some younger students. That means I can begin my quest to find Old Man Trump!

Saturday 6:40 PM

Tomorrow I’ll set off. I went to visit The Head.

I entered Goose’s lab and I saw him on a table.

“Greetings, Sheldon,” he said.

“Hello. Did Goose finish your body?” I asked.

“Not yet. He finished the outer shell but he’s still working on the inner bionics to make it so that I can move any body part when I want to. It’s over there on that table”. He turned his head to a table with a robot body with four arms on top.

“It has 4 arms,” I said.

“Yeah. That’s how I was before the Pumpkin Head incident. I was some sort of weird mutant with 4 arms. That’s how I was the best warrior in our village.”

“Cool.”

Goose then walked in.

“Hello, Sheldon. Shall we go get dinner with the others?” he honked.

“Sure. Does The Head have to eat?” I asked.

“Nah. I did some research and I learned that Pumpkin Men don’t have to eat or drink.”

We walked out of the lab and into the cafeteria.

 Florida, Bob, and FBI were sitting at a table. Me and Goose sat down and joined them.

“Hello, guys,” I said.

“Hello,” said FBI sadly.

Bob was silent.

“GREETINGS, comrades!” exclaimed Florida.

“Hey, Goose, why are FBI and Florida so sad- oh, yeah, I remember. Powers snatched,” I whispered.

“You could give them their powers back, you know. Because you learned Pumpkin Head’s power you also kept all his previous powers.,” said Goose.

“Wha??? Really??? YOU COULD DO THAT????” shouted Bob.

“Well, I’ve never done a Power Share before but I can try,” I said.

I reached out to Bob and tried transferring his power to him.

A few seconds later there was an explosion and Bob was blown backwards.

“Oops,” I said.

Bob tried speedbuilding and he easily built a small tower.

“IT WORKS!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH SHELDON!!!!” he cried jubilantly.

I also gave FBI back his powers and he thanked me.

“So, you’re as powerful as Pumpkin Head now?” asked Florida.

“Well, yeah, but I was thinking of returning these powers to their rightful owners. I will keep the Power Steal skill but I will only use it on evil guys who don’t deserve their power,” I explained.

“Wow, that’s like, really goodguy and stuff.”

I laughed.

“I know, right?”

Saturday 8:20 PM

I finished eating dinner and I talked to Headmaster Nectar about how to return these powers.

He said that I can give them to Mort, who can quickly return them to everyone.

I talked to Mort and I power shared all of the stolen powers to him. He teleported away to begin returning them.

I walked into my bedroom. I was planning on waking up really early tomorrow so I’ll go to sleep super early too. Night.

Sunday 5:40 AM

THIS IS THE EARLIEST I HAVE EVER WOKEN UP IN MY LIFE GAAHHHHHHHHH

I opened the window and slipped out. It was very peaceful in space. I swam over to spaceships dock and I found the one Goose gave me. I talked to Goose yesterday about this and he let me use one of his spaceships. I got into it and blasted off.

Sunday 6:10 AM

Are those… Space Squids?? YES THEY’RE SPACE SQUIDS RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNR AWAY

Space Squids are these humongous squidlike things who live in space. I just encountered a pack of 5 of them and they’re angry. I decided to fight them for exp and training so I got out of the spaceship and swam out to them.

One of them tried to hit me with its tentacles but I dodged out of the way easily and punched it on its head. Even though it was like a thousand times bigger than me it still got knocked back and crashed into the other ones.

Wait a minute… I talked to Mort. Does that mean I have Sorcerer powers?

I tapped into my sorcerer powers, then everything went bright.

Is this some sort of travel log or something??

What. Hello. This is Mort here. I got teleported to space right when I was eating breakfast. Now there are 3 Space Squids trying to kill me. This is gonna be easy.

“ATOM BREAK!” I shouted, and all of the Space Squids crumbled into dust. Hahaha. I put my hands on my hips… wait a minute. Pants??? I don’t wear pants!!! What?? I looked down at my body. That shirt with a noob on it… SHELDON?????

Sunday 6:45 AM

Those Space Squids turned into dust. Somehow in my Sorcerer skill trance I somehow turned these Space Squids into dust. At least they gave me a bunch of exp. That weird state where I felt like someone else was controlling my body was similar to when I tried using my Negater powers. Strange. I got back into my spaceship and continued on my journey to Old Man Trump’s planet. I used the Lock Mark skill to track him down.

Sunday 7:15 AM

I think I just saw an ice cube floating in space. Yeah, that’s an ice cube. I got out of the spaceship and swam to the ice cube. It was glowing a weird blue color and it was pulsating some energy. I touched it.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IT BURNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh wait it didn’t even hurt. But my entire right arm was now covered in some light blue flames. I used an Aqua Strike to get rid of it but the blue fire still stayed there. So I chopped off my arm and it regrew, this time without the blue fire. I took my severed arm and put it in a spare slot in my inventory so later Goose can study it.

And yes, I can regrow limbs super fast. But some attacks might cause a lingering affect that will tamper with the regeneration skill.

I climbed back into the spaceship and continued my journey.

Sunday 7:15 AM

There was a dull gray mountainous planet which matched the description of Old Man Trump’s location. I landed my spaceship on the peak of a tall mountain.

I stepped out and breathed the air. Immediately it gave me a poison affect that also came with a knockback affect. So long story short, I got hurt. And I fell off a huge mountain. Sadge.

I made an Air Bubble around my head and I started exploring the area.

I walked into a dense forest area with little sunlight. Something dashed through the trees.
“Hey, Mind Assistant. Mark seen enemy and give info,” I thought.

“On it, Sheldon,” Mind Assistant responded joyfully.

I crouched down to my Combat Pose and started eyeing my surroundings. And if you don’t know what my Combat Pose is, here’s a short explanation.

Once I was training with FBI and then he unleashed a flurry of electro blasts at me. Then I suddenly crouched down, and blocked the attack with one hand. With the other hand, I kept my thumb and pink poised up because those are the only fingers you need to use a Magic Attack, and the rest of my fingers were perched on the ground for balance. I defeated FBI by keeping on spamming this pose and then after training we shared this discovery with the others and Goose got this weird look on his face and he said he will do research on it to further improve it.

“Alright, loading information…” beeped Mind Assistant.

Name: Fury

Species: Semi-boss Mob

Strength level: 5088

Description: The fury resembles an oversized slender female imp with claw like fingers. Uses its Dash ability to move without being seen and can deal massive amounts of damage.

Tip: Use Special Abilities to slow it down, then you can finish it off as it isn’t very tanky.

Hmmm noice. A red mark appeared on where it was dashing. I shot electricity in a ring around us so the Fury couldn’t escape. It turned around and bared its teeth. Uh oh. It had wings so I also created a roof of an electric force field so it couldn’t fly up.

The Fury repeatedly tried to escape the boundaries but with no avail. I checked the Power Analysis and I already chipped away some of its health.

Opponent Health: 700000000000/770000000000

That’s like, around 1/5 of the max health of the Elite Zombie from the combat tournament. Shouldn’t be too hard.

The Fury teleported behind me and aimed a blow to the back of my head. I ducked and sweep kicked its legs so it fell down. Then I stomped it into the ground, and using my Neuromancer powers, shifted the ground so it swallowed the Fury up and crushed it using enough pressure to break diamonds.

Soon the Fury was no more. Based on how I defeat a semi-boss mob so easily, I got pretty confident of my skills.

I continued walking for a while and I farmed some weaker mobs. Using my Power Absorption ability, I learned: All the stuff a Fury knows, Stun Spore, Dirt Camo, Seed Cannon, and the best one of all I learned from a strange mob: Glutton Bash. I got Glutton Bash from this slug-like mob and apparently it does more damage the more heavy you are. And I broke all the scales I stepped on so far so I should be able to dish out some heavy damage with this skill. Hey, no judging. Food is love, food is life.

Sunday 9:00 AM

I got out some Fruit By The Foots ™©® and started eating them. I figured out how to make them using berries I found, and berries grow like literally almost everywhere, so I had a lot. A L O T.

After eating around 200 or so Fruit By The Foots ™©® I got kind of full so I continued venturing forth.

After a bit, I came upon a small hut on the top of a mountain. I think this was where Old Man Trump lived. I peeked inside and then something rammed into me and I got thrown outside. A bunch of horned sheep with red eyes stepped out of the hut and circled me.

“Mind Assistant, info please,” I thought.

“Alright. Loading analysis…”

One of the horned sheep charged at me and I jumped over it. And then another one came at me from behind but I didn’t see it so I got slammed into the ground. I grabbed its horns and threw it into space. Literally. Now that horned sheep is in space.

The other sheep’s eyes grew a bit brighter and redder. Sus.

“Alright, here is your analysis,” said Mind Assistant.

Name: Demon Sheep

Species: Difficult mob

Strength level: 490

Description: Horned Sheep with glowing red eyes. Very strong. Watch out for its Retaliation passive skill. When its teammates are killed it gains Bloodlust and when it reaches enough Bloodlust it can deal insane amounts of damage.

Tips: Defeat them all quickly if they travel in a group so they do not have enough time to trigger the retaliation attack.

Interesting. I’ll test out my new Glutton Bash attack. I curled up into a ball and jumped in the air. I hit a demon sheep and instantly killed it, and then I bounced in the air again. I kept on slamming down on them without touching the and soon they were all dead.

They didn’t give me that much exp but each of them dropped a piece of its horn. I analyzed it.

Type: Item/Artifact

Name: Possessed Horn

Description: You get these from Demon Sheep, Baby Minotaurs, or Swampmouks. You can create some powerful potions, as Possessed Horn dust is very useful and valuable.

Cool. I tucked it in my inventory.

I heard some footsteps behind me.

“Thank you for getting rid of those annoying Demon Sheep.”

Sunday 10:35 AM

Hm?

I turned around to see a frail old man with a weird scepter-staff thing.

“Are you Old Man Trump?” I asked.

“OLD MAN TRUMP??????” he yelled.

“Yeah.”

“No. Old Man Trump lives on that Tall Mountain Over There.

He pointed to a mountain with a sign that said “Welcome to Tall Mountain Over There”.

“Then who are you?”

“I’m a traveler. I’m here collect Boogerpunker Slime.”

The old man laughed and walked away and I began my ascent to the peak of Tall Mountain Over There.

The sides of the mountain were super steep so I had to grow claws like a Fury to be able to climb up. When I was around hallway up, I heard screeching coming from behind me. I looked backwards. There were vulture beasts trying to knock me down.

“Chain lightning!” I said.

A concentrated bolt of electricity zapped all the vulture things, who plummeted onto the ground. This gonna be more difficult than I thought. I continued climbing up, until I reached a large ledge. I climbed onto it and lay there, resting.

And then I heard something walk towards me.

It was a weird cellphone thing so I picked it up.

Sunday 11:30 AM

I should have known it was cursed. It gave me a poison so bad I actually felt a prick of damage. I smashed it into bits and kicked it over the ledge. Grrrrr. Wait till I found out who did this. I had enough energy stored up so I just teleported to the top. There was a huge temple with a bunch of fountains and pagodas.

Epic.

And there was a guy sitting down eating a burger. I walked over to him.

“Hello, do you know where I can find Old Man Trump?” I asked.

He turned his head over to me.

“I am Trump. But nobody calls me Old Man Trump… do they??”

“Yeah. They also said you’re a senile old man with a walking stick and you talk in riddles and you have a pet Titanoboa and you always do jumping jacks and you train people who come to you to enhance their powers.”

“I think only that last part is accurate. But I can’t blame them, I guess. Most people who live by themselves on a huge temple on the top of a mountain are old men with a walking stick and talk in riddles and have a pet Titanoboa and always do jumping jacks.”

“So, can you train me? Recently I got this weird dream that I think is future telling.”

“Ah. The Mystic Dreams. I also have that power. Come inside. I will teach you all about it.”

We walked into the main room of the temple and sat down on a table. Well, no. We sat down on chairs but the chairs were part of a table set. Who would even sit on tables hahahahahhahahah

And just then, some random guy came and sat on a table and left.

“Alright. I have lots of knowledge on this topic, so please let me inform you,” said Old Man Trump. “Its official name is called the Mystic Dreaming, and it contains valuable information of the future. Nobody knows why some people have this, but the ones who do wield it with great power. The most famous Mystic Dreamer is named Lord Poopydiaper XVII. Like, his first name was Lord and his last name was Poopydiaper and he was the 17^th person in his family to be named that. Ancient people were weird. So anyway, Lord trained so hard with his Mystic Dream skill that he was able to fall asleep right in the battle and learn the future, like for example what he would do to kill his enemy, or if the enemy was going to kill him, he would snap back awake and flee. That specific move order is called the Mystic Barrage and is a mythical tier combat skill that nobody else knows. Not even me. Because one day I tripped on an ice cream and got a concussion and it messed with my Mystic Dream power since, so I pretty much have no hope of being more powerful than right now. But you, if you train hard enough, you might be able to master the Mystic Barrage. And this is our plan today: Sleep. Try to get a Mystic Dream, and when you wake up, tell me what happened and try to predict what will happen. These will help you sleep.” He handed me a few pills.

Oh boy

This is gonna be GREAT

Sunday 12:10 PM

I was walking in a mushroom grove. Everything was peaceful. And then, I heard cackling. A bunch of cursed cell phones collided with my body and I felt my health drain away. I looked to the sky and saw an ugly witch with a bag full of cell phones. She dumped them all on me and my skin flared with pain. I thought it would be the end.

A shadowy figure leaped through the sky and threw some gray potions onto the witch. She screamed as her skin crumbled away like a stone.

And then a bunch of thanoses jumped in front of me and started dancing. The word “balance” was etched into the sky and the thanoses were partying. Then a thanos went up to me and killed me.

Sunday 12:10 PM

I woke up. What a weird dream. I walked out of my room and Old Man Trump was there waiting for me.

“Did ya get any dreams?” he asked.

“Yeah, a weird one,” I replied.

I told him the details of my dream and he asked me what I thought it meant.

“Well, I think there’s a witch here who curses cellphones. But her weakness is a gray potion. I don’t know what’s up with the thanoses though. Maybe Thirst Man wants to wipe out half of the universe’s population or something,” I theorized.

“Yeah, I think this passing traveler told me something about a witch. There IS a gray potion, we can make them with some Possessed Horn dust and moongems. The thanoses were probably just tricks to throw you off your path,” said Old Man Trump.

Sunday 12:30 PM

We ate a quick lunch consisting of Fruit By The Foots ™©® and Rice Krispies Treats ™©® and then we set off to vanquish the evil witch.

We teleported off of the mountain and ventured off into an area with many raggedy cliffs. As we went further, the sun was blocked out and our visions were dimmed. I summoned a fireball that went along with us for light.

“Alright, let’s create some potions now,” said Old Man Trump.

I took one Possessed Horn and one moongem and combined them with a bottle to make a Crumbling Potion. We repeated the process many times, and after hard work of crafting potions, we tucked our results into our inventories for later use.

“Old Man Trump, do you know how to fight?” I asked.

“Of course I do,” he laughed, “I’m pretty skilled in ranged magic attacks but I like to stick with my Supa Blaster.” He pulled out a large gun.

We ventured deeper.

I heard some stomping sounds around us. I summoned a few more fireballs to maximize light and I saw what we were up against.

There was a huge rock golem standing in front of us. It threw a boulder at Old Man Trump who blasted it to bits with his gun. I dashed around the rock golem and punched its back as hard as I could. It broke into pieces.

I gained a ton of exp from it, including a new skill called Rock Throw. I tested it out. I picked up a boulder and heaved it at a wall. The rock broke the wall and kep going for a long while.

We walked further into the cave until we heard some cackling sounds. We peeked around the corner and saw an ugly witch pouring a liquid onto cell phone.

“HAHAHAHA, SOON MY ARMY OF CURSED CELL PHONES WILL TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!!!” she cackled.

“Talking to yourself about your evil plans talk about cringe,” I laughed.

Oops.

Shouldn’t have said that.

“WHAT???????” the witch turned around and looked at our hiding spot. Her forehead twitched.

“I SEE YOU TWO NOOBS!!!” she screamed.

We dived out of the way just as the witch blasted our hiding spot to pieces. We tried throwing the potions at her but she was just too quick.

I did some hand symbols and blew some stun spores on her so she couldn’t move. Then Old Man Trump finished her off with a potion.

Sunday 2:20 PM

“I am inevitable.”

“They called me a madman.”

“Perfectly balanced, as all this should be.”

“A small price to pay for salvation.”

“Reality can be whatever I want.”

“Reality is often disappointing.”

“Fine. I’ll do it myself.”

What?? Who said that??

The witch laughed as she crumbled into bits of stone.

“YOU ARE ALL DEAD!!” she maniacally screamed. “THE RITUAL OF THANOSES IS COMPLETE!!!!”

Sunday 2:20 PM

Thirst Man and Bubgi watch through the seeing crystal.

“We are lucky Sheldon decided to redistribute the stolen powers rather than keep them for himself. And Old Man Trump is teaching him too much. We need to eliminate him,” said Thirst Man. “Bubgi, bring a billion zombies to defeat Sheldon and Trump. We are immune to anything the Thanoses try to do.”

“Yes, Thirst Man,” said Bubgi as he walked over to the zombie pit.

Rat-Beast was cradling the Heart of Ultima in his hands.

Thirst Man looked into the horizon.

“I am the Other.”

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yay 10/10 even though i didn't read it

nice

"One of the horned sheep charged at me and I jumped over it. And then another one came at me from behind but I didn’t see it so I got slammed into the ground. I grabbed its horns and threw it into space. Literally. Now that horned sheep is in space."

Poor sheep. I'm reporting you for animal cruelty. R.I.P sheep

jk lol

and 10/10

11/10

good guess

you are correct

oh noooooo

): also when advanced 3

episode 17/18 prob

sheldon should be advanced x1000

theres not even such thing lol

so adv x 3 is the highest? but sheldon is even stronger than the teacher, will he learn anything

its not offered in the iaga...

ah ok

Wait but if sheldon cant touch teacher cant get teacher powers

actually muddish can you nerf dubynin a bit lol

nah dubynin will be almost as op as headmaster nectar

looool but i think i have a idea of next season

also my rankings for characters will make so like it looks like that soviet russia is support class lol