Le Story of sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ, Season 2 Episode 5

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Episode 15

Yay

Why am I doing this.

so anyways

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Idea by Hypermuddish

Written by Hypermuddish

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This has NOTHING to do with the actual Soviet Union or any of the events of relevance to it. All names, dates, and places are fictional and coincidental.

Le Story of sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ, Season 2 Episode 5

NOTICE:

MOST OF SEASON 2 WILL BE TOLD IN SHELDON'S POINT OF VIEW.

Episode 15 lol

Saturday 8:10 AM

I woke up and got out of bed. I looked out the window to see space. Just endless space. It was somewhat calming, but also a part of me wanted to break free and explore that space.

I got out some bread and I ate it, while sitting on the ground. Today was the day of the building contest, and we haven’t cracked the riddle yet. It wasn’t THAT big of a deal, cuz I mean like if we don’t use it, we’ll still be at even ground with most other teams. But finding out its meaning could help us a lot.

There’s no school today so we were free to do whatever we wanted. I opened the door and peeked outside. There were a few Hall Patrollers out there, but nobody else. I woke up pretty early I guess. None of the Hall Patrollers tried to stop me when I walked down the hallway because you’re allowed to go outside of your room after 8 am. I decided to explore some more hallways that I had never seen before.

I went down one of them with flickering lights. There was a brick wall at the end of it, saying “dead end”. Bruh. I couldn’t make sound or else I would get in trouble so I slowly took the wall apart brick by brick. I made a me-sized hole that I climbed through. Behind the brick wall was a metal door. I tried opening it but it wouldn’t budge. I heard some voices behind me so I hid behind the remains of the brick wall.

“Hey, who broke the barrier?” screamed one voice.

“I dunno, maybe it just fell apart on its own. Nobody knows this hallway other than us.

A group of shadowy figures walked closer to my hiding spot. I turned on my Shade Nightvision so I could see them clearly. Hey… It was those Mugen guys! There was a big one at the front, who I assumed to be their leader. Following him were 7 more Mugen, and following THEM were like a hundred more. I morphed into a shadow and I blended in with the brick wall’s shadow. When they walked past me, none of them noticed me. The leader touched the door and it instantly fell apart into dozens of pixels rolling on the floor. After all the Mugen passed through the doorway, the leader waved his hands and the pixels reformed into another door.

Weird. I slid under the door and into the room.

Saturday 8:40 AM

You wouldn’t believe what I saw in that room. If you believe what I’m going to tell you next you are truly a believer, or whatever they call people who believe everything.

Ok in that room I saw… A SUPA SPACESHIP WITH SO MANY LASER CANNONS IT BLEW UP THE SCHOOL

Just kidding. I saw an EXACT COPY of the TATO YEETER 9014!!!! I MEAN LIKE WHAT??? THESE GUYS COULD AT LEAST COME UP WITH AN IDEA OF THEIR OWN!!! The only difference was that their version was a lot bigger and cooler. Oh no. And I wasn’t allowed to Meteor Strike their project into space because that’s not allowed.

I sat in the corner and cried a bit.

“Wha? Who’s crying?”

Oh no.

And at that exact moment my Shade powers decided to run out.

“GET HIM!!!!” the Mugen leader yelled. NONONONONONONO HELP AHHHHHHHHH

I ran quickly towards the exit, but the dang door didn’t open. The Mugen grabbed me. The leader walked towards me slowly.

“Well well well if it isn’t the great Sheldon,” he laughed.

And then what he said next chilled me to the bone.

“YOUR POWERS ARE MINE!!”

His face started twitching. All the other Mugen disappeared.

Nononono. This can’t be. The Mugen Leader… he’s now Thirst Man.

He grabbed my face and squeezed. My head felt like it was on fire. For some reason I couldn’t yell for help. No sound came out of my mouth. Is this what it feels like… to die?

Then everything went black.

Saturday 7:45 AM

OUCHOUCHOUCHOUCHOWOW

I fell off my bed. My whole body felt sore. Then I remembered.

“Just a dream,” I whispered to myself, “just a dream.”

Then I had a weird suspicion. I got out my phone and I searched “Can dream be future tell or prophecy”. Also please ignore my grammar. I only just woke up from the arguably worst nightmare of my life.

There were a few results. I clicked on the one from the Interdimensional Scientific Collaboration, or the ISC. It sent me to this website that said only a few people possess future-telling dreams. It’s a special ability called Ability-055. Apparently it was such a new discovery they didn’t give it an official name yet. There was also a link telling me who to consult if I were having troubling dreams that I think may be future telling.

Yup. I clicked on it and it told me to go to a guy named Old Man Trump. I swear the name “Trump” rang a few bells but I forgot from where. Anyway, Old Man Trump was this crazy senile guy who lived on a faraway planet but if you bring him some Yetiba Fruits he will give you a bunch of wise information.

I might go seek him out after the building contest.

There was still some time before we were allowed to go outside into the hallways so I got some bread and ate it.

Saturday 8:10 AM

Unlike my dream, the hallways were bustling and lively. There were kids everywhere and the Hall Patrollers were having a hard time calming them down.

Oh, yeah, and there was also the quarterfinals the semifinals of the Advanced Advanced Combat fighting tournament. Otherwise, it was a pretty relaxing schedule for the day. I’ll go talk with Goose about the clue we got in Scripting yesterday.

As I was walking to his room, I saw a couple of Mugen passing by. Still traumatized by my nightmare, I jumped out of the way and hid behind a plant. After they passed by, I slowly crawled out, and there waiting for me was Bob.

“Bro why were you hiding behind a trash can?” he laughed.

“Uh… private reasons. Wanna come with me to talk to Goose? I’m gonna ask him about the clue from Scripting.”

“Sure.”

We walked over to Goose’s room and punched in the passkey. Goose was building a Supa Spaceship with a bunch of laser cannons that looked like it could blow up the school.

“Greetings, my comrades. Are you here to talk with me about the clue you got in scripting yesterday when you won the contest?” he honked.

I swear, sometimes this guy really has mind reading skills.

“Indeed, sometimes I do have mind reading skills,” he laughed. “Just kidding. Through my countless years of intense psychological training, I can sometimes guess what you may be thinking of based on past events and other clues.”

“Uh… ok.”

I handed him the paper.

“Do you know anything about this?” I asked.

“Well… hmmm… yes, I think I got it.”

Both me and Bob looked impressed. This guy solved the riddle in mere seconds when it stumped us for hours.

“’Look to where there is everything but nothing to the common eye’ probably means the Storage Room. Only a few people know about it, and those who do also know of the abundance of resources that lay inside it. ‘Then move to where you will not die’ is talking about the medicines aisle, I think. ‘Then enclosed in purple is your chance to win’ may be talking about the mythical purple G.E.T.R.A. powder, and that stuff empowers any mechanism!” Goose explained.

Dang.

Mind=blown.

Ok, so we need to go to the Storage Room. We know where that is. Mission G.E.T.R.A infiltration is a go.

Saturday 8:50 AM

We stepped into the Storage Room. Me, Bob, and Florida. Technically Goose was also here, but also he wasn’t literally here. There was a small robot he was controlling that was walking aside us.

“Does anyone remember how to open this?” asked Florida.

“I think last time we just broke it,” said Bob.

“I’ll go underneath it and unlock it from the inside,” said Florida.

He turned into a shadow, and slipped underneath the door. After a few seconds, it swung open.

“Alright, let’s go in,” I declared.

We tiptoed into the dark room.

“Medicine aisle, medicine aisle, where is the medicine aisle,” whispered Bob. “AHA! IT’S OVER HERE!”

We scrambled across the room to Bob. He was pointing at a huge shelf… and the medicine aisle was on top of it.

“Guess we’ll have to climb it,” sighed Florida.

“My robot can get up their quickly with the grapple mode,” squeaked the Goose-bot.

Goose-Bot opened up its chest, where a grappling hook shot out and clung onto the top. With a burst of speed, he leaped all the way up.

“Alright, how much do we need?” it asked.

“I think a pinch is all we need to make it run better than the rest,” said Florida.

“No, I think we need all of it,” I said,

Everyone looked at me all weird.

“I had a dream last night, and I believe it was some sort of a future tell. The Mugen are building the same mechanism as us, except bigger and stronger.”

“Well, I guess I’ll believe you, Sheldon. But I don’t think our contraption can withstand so much power,” said Goose-Bot.

It leaped down with the entire jar of G.E.T.R.A powder.

I teleported us all out of here. I can’t believe I didn’t think of teleporting us in there in the first place.

Saturday 9:55 AM

Ok, we’re back at our grand Tato Yeeter 9014.

“Oops, sorry, gotta go. I have to eat breakfast,” said Florida.

“Yeah, same,” said Bob.

“We can delay this until later. I am almost done designing my new Rice Krispies Treats ™©® soda spawner,” said Goose-Bot.

The Combat Tournament quarterfinals begins at 10:10 so I also don’t have much time left.

Saturday 10:00 AM

The quarterfinals and semifinals were being held in a special arena. There was a larger area, and people could spectate. A bunch of force fields were put up to protect the spectators. As I was walking, I accidently wasn’t careful of where I was going and I bumped into Headmaster Nectar.

“Oops, sorry, Headmaster,” I apologized.

He laughed.

“It’s fine, young lad. You are on your way to your tournament, no?”

“Well, yes, I am.”

He laughed again and walked away.

Saturday 10:05 AM

I entered the arena.

I saw Goose, Bob, FBI, and Florida sitting somewhere near the top eating breakfast. My round would start in 5 minutes. I observed the current battle. The crazy guy from the first day here was fighting some other guy.

“CHIMERA MORPH!” the crazy guy yelled.

He morphed into some crazy animal combination that looked part lion part snake part goat.

The Chimera did some energy ball blast from its mouth and there was a huge explosion. A bunch of medics ran out to the field and carried the unconscious guy to the infirmary. The Chimera won.

The Chimera turned back into human form and he walked out of the battlefield. Gulp. I’m next. Some guy with a megaphone announced the next pairings. Apparently I’m against this guy named Derek. I didn’t know what powers he had.

The horn blared to signal the beginning of the fight. Derek shot some green orbs at me. One of hit my shoulder and I hit the ground immediately. Somehow these green orbs were pulling me down and they were too heavy to get rid of. I morphed into a Shade and the green orb passed right through me. I shot to the ceiling and I dropped Shadow Balls everywhere. Derek made a house with the green orbs that deflected all of the Shadow Balls.

Suddenly, I felt a new surge of energy through me. This was familiar. This was the same feeling that I got the first time I turned into a Shade shadow, the first time I unlocked the Void Pummel, the first time I used Meteor Strike. I decided to tap into my newly unlocked power to see what it does.

“Power Analysis!” I shouted. My vision turned sky blue and a bunch of info popped up. Opponent: Derek. Power: Gravitron. Shoots green gravity orbs that pull anything down to the nearest center of gravity. Weakness: Neuromancy. Neuromancy can negate the powers of the gravity orbs, causing Gravitron to lose power.

Dang, well that’s useful. I dodged a couple of more incoming gravity orbs, then I switched back into human form.
I shot tendrils of electricity at him, but he just threw a gravity orb in the air and all of the electric rays got pulled into it, and were absorbed.

“[ULT] GROUNDBREAK GRAVITY!” Derek shouted.

A notification popped up in my Power Analysis vision. ‘Warning: ult. Causes ground to open up and swallow you into the nearest center of gravity’. Oh no.

The entire ground turned green and I got sucked in. Everything I saw was black. I was inside the ground. I knew there was a gravity generator in the center of the IAGA to keep students on the ground. That’s where I was being pulled.

Ting! A new notification popped up. ‘New power: Neuromancy! You have been in touch with: Principal Nectar for enough time! Therefore, you have learned his power, Neuromancy! Congratulations! You earned 69420 🅱obux!

Huh, neuromancy? Let me try it out…

“TERRAIN, RISE!” I thought.

Suddenly, the ground around me started shaking. The shaking intensified. Then, some of it opened up. Pieces of the ground were flying everywhere. Some of my skin turned orange and started to radiate an orange aura. Everything was rising in the air now, including me. I was perched atop a piece of the ground that refused to break apart. Everything else was swirling in a gigantic tornado that grew bigger and bigger until… I felt weaker. As weak as a baby sheep. The storm of dirt and rubble collapsed… and I fell to the ground. Closer. Closer.

I was running out of energy. If I crash landed right now, I might not win this round. I used the last bit of my energy to summon one last neuromancy wish.

“Cushion fall,” I thought. Some of the dirt raced towards me and created a soft landing cushion. I got up. The medics were here, but they weren’t coming for me. I won.

Saturday 10:35 AM

I limped over to the sidelines. My friends were there waiting for me.

“DUUUUDE THAT WAS INSANE!!! HOW DID YOU GET THOSE CRAZY POWERS AT THE END?” shouted FBI.

“I bumped into Nectar for a while, I guess the power absorption worked again,” I said.

“C’mon, guys! We gotta get some food for such a celebratory occasion!” announced Florida as he danced.

“Bro, we ate like 20 minutes earlier,” laughed Bob.

“Fine, I’ll get a pizza by myself, but you don’t know what you’re missing on out,” said Bob.

“Congratulations on getting a new skill, Sheldon,” honked Goose.

“Thanks, Goose. By the way, are you finished with your Rice Krispies Treats ™©® soda spawner?” I asked.

“Well, yes. Do you want to test it out with me?”

“YESYESYESYESYESYES”

Oh boy

This is gonna be

GREAT

Saturday 10:50 AM

I walked with Goose to his room. When I entered it, it looked even cooler than before. The walls were lined with neon lights and fish tanks hung from the ceiling. It looked like we were in some kind of underwater palace.

“Alright, you know the drill,” said Goose. “Serve our guest some drinks.”

A robotic hand reached down towards me and showed me a screen. I pressed drinks – bubbly – sweet – and then Rice Krispies Treats ™©® soda. Next, it asked me how much I wanted.

“Don’t be shy. Technically, I have infinite of it,” said Goose.

I choked.

“Seriously??” I asked.

“Yes. You can try if you want.”

I pressed “Large size”. A big cup shot out of the ground and a tube began to fill it with Rice Krispies Treats ™©® soda. Suddenly, the tube started swinging around and convulsing on the ground.

“Hey Goose, what’s happening?”

Goose looked at the tube with fear in his eyes.

“Oh no.”

Gallons after gallons of Rice Krispies Treats ™©® soda shot out. Overflowing the cup, it spilled everywhere.

“RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!” screamed Goose.

We sped away as the Rice Krispies Treats ™©® soda flooded the room.

Saturday 11:20 AM

AHAHAAHAHAHH

WE SOMEHOW SURVIVED

SOMEHOW

GOOSE USED THE SUPA VACUUMER 3000 TO CLEAN UP THE MESS

AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I’M SPEAKING IN CAPS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Saturday 11:20 AM

The semifinals of the tournament thing starts in 5 minutes. I teleported to the arena, but the fight there was already over. I sat down on a bench on the sidelines and pondered very wise thoughts like how much ice creams could a hungry Teebs eat if a hungry Teebs could eat ice cream. Right now I’m on 23987924867106987478912067357832 ice creams but still counting.

Ok they announced the next time to begin. Time to die.

Saturday 11:25 AM

Holy cow.

Literally.

My opponent for this round was a fat cow with a rosary on its neck.

What??????

Wait never mind. The commentator said that the cow was a special guest named No Bell. His name is No Bell cuz normal cows wear bells but he doesn’t. He also won a bunch of No Bell prizes because he doesn’t wear a Bell. The guy’s legendary.

No Bell teleported to the bleachers to signal the start of the fight.

My opponent walked calmly onto the battlefield. WHAT???
My opponent for this round was… Igbub??? But I eliminated him in the first round!!!!

I switched on my new Power Analyze skill. With a beep, my mind assistant gave me a few lines of crucial data.

Name: ELITE-ZOMBIE-2375

Power: SMOG. Emits smog that confuses anyone near it. SHAPESHIFT. Can shapeshift into being it comes in contact with

Origins: Bubgi

Weakness: Negation. All negating moves will destroy the toxins from the Smog. Known negaters: (1) result – Teebs, Burst Harnesser. Location: IAGA.

What.

Bubgi?? As in Bubgi the ultimate noob of the 9 noobiest dimensions???? What???

And apparently Bubgi created a zombie specimen that could shapeshift??? This was crazy. I was too carried away with my thoughts to see an incoming fist to the face.

Ouch. I got thrown away to the other side of the battlefield by the sheer power of the punch. Dang. This guy mean serious business.

The zombie leaped across the entire area to me and aimed a kick at me. I rolled out of the way but the kick shook the walls of the arena. I scrambled away and shot some Shadow Blasts at it.

The zombie seemed to get damaged by the attacks but not that much. I re-entered the Power Analysis.

“Hey, assistant. Can you give me a further analysis of foe’s health points?” I thought.

“As you wish, Sheldon. Process will take around a minute, though,” my mind assistant responded.

Bruh.

I looked back at the battlefield but the zombie was nowhere to be seen.

Huh-

OWWWWWWWW

The zombie had jumped up and landed a direct hit to my head from above.

Well, it didn’t actually hurt but it felt like it should. I ran away to the other corner of the arena. Bleep.

“Your analysis is ready, Sheldon.”

Finally.

Some data popped up in the top left corner of my vision.

Opponent Health Points: 3200000000000/3400000000000

Dang. Tanky much? I did some quick math in my head. It would have to take 16 more attacks like that to finish this guy off.

The zombie charged at me. I think it has no ranged attacks other than the Smog thing my mind assistant warned me about. I jumped over the zombie easily and speedbuilt some walls around it. I knew it would escape soon, but it would give me the chance to charge up another attack.

The walls shook with every attack. After a bit, the zombie broke free and charged at me again. I was ready for this. I zapped the sky with tons of electricity. I heard the sky rumble in response. A storm was brewing up there. A big one. A few small raindrops were already splattering onto my head.

The zombie tried to punch me but I used my new neuromancer skills to throw it away with my mind. Using my thoughts, I swung the zombie into the walls repeatedly. I felt my energy get lowered so I paused the attack.

New info popped up from my Power Analyze.

2800000000000/3400000000000

Well, that was progress.

The zombie then started coughing, which soon intensified into a crazed wheezing fit. Except it wasn’t that at all. I used my Shade powers to see through his limbs. He was pouring some kind of potion into his mouth using his spare hand. Was this allowed? I don’t think so.

With renewed vigor, the zombie dashed at me with lightning speed and repeatedly hit me. Apparently the potion increased his stats… by a bunch. I wasn’t actually taking any damage, so I decided to test something out.

“Hey, mind assistant. Can you show me my own health points?” I thought.

“Your wish is my command, Sheldon. Loading…” the mind assistant replied.

I withstood the beating (not really) for another minute until a ting sound in my head notified me that the analysis was complete.

“Alright, showing you the Health Points of Sheldon.”

GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

A bunch of numbers flooded my entire vision.

“SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN STOP SHOWING MY HP” I thought frantically.

My mind assistant shut down the analysis and I was free to see again. I had a strange thought.

If I actually had that much health points… would it be enough to defeat Thirst Man?

“CONFUSION SMOG!!!” the zombie roared. Its body started emitting a weird smog. I couldn’t breath it in or else I would enter a trance-like state, and the zombie would be free to control my actions. I raced over to the far corner of the arena but the smog was spreading quickly. I speedbuilt a shelter but it seemingly did nothing to keep out the smog. Soon, the entire place was covered and I had to hold my breath.

It’s been 15 minutes and none of us have been letting up.

Now 30 minutes have passed and we are still in this stalemate position.

45 minutes. I’m starting to lose air…

?????????

That was the last thing I thought until I appeared here. I was in a dark room. There was a screen on one of the walls. It was showing everything happen from the zombie’s vision. I saw my eyes droop. Then I saw myself collapse. Was this it? Was I going to be trapped here forever? I wallowed in my own misery from my sad thoughts. Suddenly, I saw a bright get appear on one of the sides of the wall. I looked to the screen and I- or the zombie- saw dozens of yellow streaking tendrils of electricity zooming down from the sky at itself. It must have lost its focus and control over the smog. I took the chance and ran out of the gates.

Saturday 12:55 PM

I slowly got up from the ground. I held my breath from the smog. I did a quick Power analysis, and to my disappointment, the zombie still had over 2 thirds of its health left. I needed a miracle to win this fight.

Then I remembered something. Back when I was eavesdropping on the meeting, me and Teebs had a shared connection for a few seconds when he looked at me strangely. Then I wondered… could I have absorbed some of his power? I focused on any new power sources inside of me. There was a gray one, pulsating intensely. I reached out to it. And everything turned really bright.

i like ya cut g

Wassup fans it’s be your old friend Teebs I have no idea what happened but I was enjoying a nice Rice Krispies Treats ™©® soda but then I was whisked away to this weird place. There was a bunch of smoggy stuff around me but it quickly went away. There was also this weird zombie guy on the other side of this arena. I’m guessing he’s the bad guy cuz most zombs are meanies so I’ll go beat him up.

He tried doing stuff but I negated his abilities immediately so he was just stuck there. So I nullified his existence and then he went oof.

HAhahahahHAhAHa.

Insert more demonic screeching sounds here.

Saturday 1:05 PM

I’ve somehow regained control of my senses. The last thing I remembered was everything turning white when I accessed my Negater powers. Now as I regained my consciousness, I saw myself standing over a dead zombie. A bunch of staff members immediately rushed onto the battlefield and examined the zombie.

“Hey, what’s all the fuss here? Am I late?” asked a voice coming from the entrance.

It was the real Igbub.

A concerned teacher walked over to him and asked him what was the last thing he remembered.

“Well,” Igbub answered, “I was walking down a hallway to spectate when I smelled something weird. Then I turned around and I saw a zombie, and then I blacked out and woke up in this dark room. After a while, a door appeared so I escaped the dark pl- HEY!! THAT’S THE ZOMBIE WHO PUT ME IN THE DARK PLACE!!!”

He pointed at the dead zombie.

A couple of scientists walked by.

“We shall examine this body for more information” the lead one said as he picked the zombie up and put him on a stretcher.

Headmaster Nectar made a face.

“Due to the strategic breaching of our defenses, our enemies have definitely grown stronger. We have to delay the finals, or in the worst case, cancel it,” he sighed.

I felt no longer importance of being there when the adults started talking about the danger of the current situation so I walked out. I was starving so I went directly to the food court to get some lunch.

As I was walking there, I saw Zodiac doing a beckoning thing with his hand so I went to him.

His eyes darted around behind me, and told me to come with him into the spare room right next to us.

Saturday 1:20 PM

We sat down on opposite sides of a table.

“So, what are we gonna talk about?” I asked.

“Please tell me. Everything. Everything you remember from the beginning of your life to now. Wait- actually I’ll just call Mort here to draw your memories. It will be more efficient,” said Zodiac.

He did some hand symbols, and a few seconds later Mort appeared by our sides.

“Greetings, comrade Mort. Please draw the memories of our friend here.”

Mort closed his eyes. A couple of moments later, I felt something tugging at my mind. I suppose it was Mort so I made no effort to push it out.

“Alright, I have his memories. These are, um, quite disturbing. Let me transfer them to you,” said Mort.

After a bit, Zodiac stood up, then sat down again.

“So it’s true… the last æian. I will have a speak with Dela and Teebs immediately,” whispered Zodiac.

He teleported away.

“Well, guess you can do whatever now,” shrugged Mort before he teleported off too.

Saturday 1:40 PM

I’m eating a Supa Quesadilla right now. It’s this thing where they have this circular breadlike thing folded in half with a bunch of cheese in the middle.

Oh no. THE BUILDING CONTEST WAS THIS AFTERNOON AND WE WEREN’T EVEN READY YET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oops. I accidently said that aloud.

Now all the other people at the food court were staring at me like I was crazy. Which I was.

I’ll just do some random stuff until it’s time for the building contest.

Saturday 3:00 PM

Welp, the building contest starts in a few minutes. I met up with Goose, Bob, and Florida over there.

“Hey Sheldon. Nice job in the tournament back there,” said Florida.

“Thanks,” I replied. “It was kind of weird, though.”

Florida decided to not press the topic further because Headmaster Nectar got on the stage and started speaking.

“You have probably already gotten the news that the Adv x2 Combat Yearly newbies tournament has been canceled due to safety concerns and other issues. We have many specialists who will make sure the building contest will NOT be infiltrated or sabotaged like the combat tournament. Now, we shall begin. Judges, you may proceed,” announced Nectar.

A couple of guys walked down the stage and went to each group’s area. Each of the teams’ builds were covered by a piece of tarp. I noticed that the Mugen guys’ build had a similar shape to ours. Sus.

The first team was made up of some of those Amogus guys. Their project was actually kind of small.

They unveiled it slowly. Their grand build was… shoes?????? What????

“Let me present to you,” said an Amogus Dripper in a lime spacesuit, “LE SUPA DRIPPERS!!!!! THEY VIRTUALLY HAVE NO USEFUL USE BUT DEM GOT SWANK BROTHAS!!!!”

Dang. I was actually impressed. I have to buy one of those these days or another.

A bunch more time passed by as the judges went by, examining build after build. Let me show you some of the (in my opinion) upstanding ones.

The Taco-Maker 1000: Instant taco maker. Just transfer some of your energy points into a tube and out pops a taco. Legend.

Le Bookworm: If you want to close a book a worm will appear and act as a bookmark. No longer will you have to bother getting a bookmark!

The Pooper Pooper: WHY POOP ONCE WHEN YOU CAN DO IT TWICE???? SWALLOW THESE PILLS WHILE EATING. WHEN YOU POOP OUT THE FOOD YOUR POOP WILL POOP ANOTHER POOP. I don’t think the judges like this one but for me it’s like a prankster’s best friend.

Le Eyeball-matic: It looks like a contact lense. Put it in your eye and you can see everything but with inverted colors. Very fun if you’re bored.

And more, but I’m to lazy to record them all.

Saturday 4:10 PM

Ok, moment of truth. The lead Mugen team is revealing their project.

I knew it. An exact copy of our build. Except it was shinier and overall in better shape than ours. The Mugen hefted a HUGE potato on it.

With a blam, the potato shot out of the thing at who-knows-how fast.

“Aw man… how we gonna counter that thing?” sighed Florida.

“We still have the G.E.T.R.A powder, remember? Goose, ya still have it?” asked Bob.

Goose reached into the tiny pocket of his goose-sized lab coat and pulled out a glowing vial of dust.

We all breathed a sigh of relief.

“I’ll go invisible, get under the tarp, and rub some of it on our thing,” I said.

Goose handed me the powder and I used my Shade powers to turn invisible. I crawled under the tarp and started patting some powder on every area. I used my see-though vision and I saw that the judges were only a few builds away from ours. I increased my speed.

Before I knew it, the judges were at our table.

“Stall for time,” I thought to the others using Neuromancy. They nodded as they got my message.

“Greetings, good sirs and sir-ess-es. By the way, nice shirt, dude,” started Florida.

After a while, I was around halfway done with applying the powder when we knew we had no choice but to unveil our invention.

“Alright, so, can you show us your build now?” asked the lead judge.

I got really scared so I just dumped all the rest of the powder onto random parts of our build.

“Uhm… ok. Here’s our invention, the Tato Yeeter 9014,” said Bob unsurely as he pulled off the tarp to our invention. I slinked away with the empty jar before the judges could see it.

“Huh. It looks exactly like an invention another group made. But we have no solid evidence of any copying, so if yours works better than the other one, it will receive higher marks,” said a judge.

Goose gulped.

“Ok,” Goose honked, “launch potato in 3…2…1… FIRE!!!!!!!!!!”

Bob and Florida pulled a lever and you will never guess what happens next.

Saturday 4:30 PM

I bet you $10935000 that you didn’t guess what happened. If you did, give me your ip so I can come to your house and give you $10935000. Ok this is what happened:
When our Tato Yeeter 9014 flung the potato, the potato flew at such power that it caused an energy blast that knocked everyone down and the potato crashed through the wall and I swear it’s still moving through space right now.

And long story short, we won. In fact, the scientists took our machine into the Laboratory to study it. If you don’t know what the Laboratory is, it’s this strange place in the IAGA where all the scientists do experiments and stuff. No student has ever been in there, and the most chilling rumor of all was the time Florida told me that he thinks the scientists have gone rogue and are creating a supreme being named Ultima who could wipe out the entire IAGA in seconds.

Suddenly, as we were basking on the podium in our moment of legendary victory, a siren rang out. I knew this siren. The siren of danger.

A distraught teacher ran to Headmaster Nectar.

“We’re being attacked,” he panted, “BY PUMPKIN HEAD!”

Epilogue

Bubgi and Thirst Man watch through the seeing crystal again.

“W-what if Pumpkin Head kills Sheldon and steals his powers?” stammers Bubgi.

“Impossible. Pumpkin Head is but a dustmite compared to Sheldon’s full power æian form. And if he does somehow kill Sheldon, that will be good for us. He will not learn to harness those powers as fast as Sheldon is right now,” said Thirst Man.

“Should I make more zombies?” asked Bubgi nervously.

“No. The elite one was enough. It gave us lots of important information on Sheldon. Gather an army. Bide your power. Soon we shall strike.”

Gears squeaked behind them.

“What is it, Rat-Beast?” asked Thirst Man.

“Well,” said Rat-Beast, “Can you please tell me what this shiny red gem is and why you don’t want me to use it?”

“Fine. That is a horrible artifact and I want nothing to do with it, but I guess I must enlighten your stupid mechanical brain.”

Rat-Beast flinched at the insult but let Thirst Man continue.

“This gem, was stolen from the IAGA many years ago. More importantly, the rogue scientific division. The scientists have been plotting the fall of the IAGA for a long time, and they would have completed their quest, if I had not stolen this. And why would I save the IAGA, you ask? No. I was saving myself. If the scientists have succeeded, they would create a being who could dethrone me arguably faster than Sheldon himself. And a name… this stone is known as… The Heart of Ultima.”

Thank you @whisper2016, our new devoted cameraman, beansoup is inactive. 

Other random stuff:

My list of epic people:

@5ov1et

@JackRoach

@ThatOneFanperson

@Dark_heart420

@beansoup99

@asdfghjkl123456798

@HuntressesofArtemis

@Icyboyyy

@Chessplatypus01

@Joel_Jelly

@exceptionalfork

@Spacepodz

@shadowarcher28

@Buck_Shooter

@Crazyblondie

@TonyL103

@ukrainiandude

@dios_back_booiiissss

@ap0ckiI

@aMazeMove

@TheSmited

@W0m3nR3sp3ct0r

@Nate6586

@lonelygirlforever

@NathanHan3669

@PinkFluffyPuppydog28

@Little_Guinea_pig

@chargebolt029

@duntcare

@EZchess_hedgehogpe

@techno_simp

@bluegrasshopper1

@shanlee132

@bishop_e3

@william_jd

@pinball90

@slimjim07

@reeeeeyayaya

@m1m1c15

@knockknockitsthefbi

@batman2508

@hvenki

@Y4EGER

@Vinumonz555

@thunderstarhdkdk

@pelicanrr

@sri_the_omega

@rorsaaaaa

@arisktotle

@dragonlouis

@masterwin999

@i_THE_noobiest_pro

@gmdsgchess2020

@KingCobra280

@whisper2016

first

Oh God 

Super powerful dudes?!

An epic team?!

A super hard school ?!

Soviets?!

A robotic rat?! 

A super evil villain who wants rocc?! 

This is gonna be goooood

e

Noice 

NO way

I a god

And just now I realize the gem is RED 

(EXTREME FLASHBACC MODE)

shiieeeet

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Bitter sweet) 

WHERE DUBYNIN ):

well the tourney got delayed so sheldon didn't get into adv x3 yet

he is 

lol

i could be lying tho 🤥

What about the Russian dudes what're they doin

training

they will be back in season 3

they will be back too

are you asking me?