Le Story of sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ, Season 2 Episode 8

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Episode 8

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[Precredits] 

Idea by Hypermuddish

Written by Hypermuddish

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This has NOTHING to do with the actual Soviet Union or any of the events of relevance to it. All names, dates, and places are fictional and coincidental.

Le Story of sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ, Season 2 Episode 8

NOTICE:

MOST OF SEASON 2 WILL BE TOLD IN SHELDON'S POINT OF VIEW

Episode 18 haehaehaehaehaehaehae

Monday 8:00 AM

I just had a really weird dream last night. I was being chased by a weird pyramid guy who was shooting lasers everywhere and I was barely able to dodge them. Then the pyramid guy killed Body Pillow and took that red stone from him and then the pyramid guy started flashing with light. Then he stole all my 🅱obux. See, I told you. Really weird.

I had slept in a bad position so my leg cramped up really bad. It couldn’t support my body weight so I ended up tumbling off my bed. A bunch of 🅱obux spilled out of my pocked and into a tiny air vent so I cried a bit. I got up slowly and walked over to the door.

As soon as I opened it, a bunch of killer robots burst in and started killing me.

Seriously.

I threw fireballs at them and they broke into pieces, but the damage was already done. And no, I was not hurt. THEY NICKED SOME OF MY 🅱OBUX OFF ME WAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I sobbed while convulsing on the ground. How could this day get any worse. I peeked outside to see killer robots everywhere. In fact, a horde of them were heading my way. I morphed into a shadow and flew right thought them, scattering a couple every second as I bulldozed my way through the hall to the main lobby. There were already a lot of people there fighting against the killer robots. They were holding up just fine, with the aid of the Burst Harnessers.

I decided to find where all of the killer robots were coming from. I blended in with the surroundings and climbed on the ceiling, trying to decipher the flow of the killer robots. I traced them backwards from hallway to hallway, until finally finding their main hive, where all of them were pouring out. Room P-00PY.

 Monday 9:00 AM

I blasted away all of the killer robots and stepped inside. It was really dark so I couldn’t really see where I was going. And then I tripped on something.

“HEY!!” someone shouted.

The lights in the room flickered on, and I saw someone else in the room.

“Oops, sorry,” I said, backing away. The other guy got up and dusted himself off.

“Mind Assistant, please scan this person,” I thought.

“Sure, scanning…” replied my Mind Assistant.

Name: JM

Type: Very Powerful ally

Species: [Unable to find data]

Info: An enable 14 samurai. Although his class is a samurai, he would rather use a huge hammer weapon rather than the classic katana. The armor on his body is modified to give extra energy to his body for super powerful blows. Watch out: even if he misses you with his weapon, the sheer force of the wring might still create shockwaves that can damage and stun you.

Weakness: None found yet.

What??? No weakness?????

“Answer me!” demanded JM.

“Uh…” I stuttered. My mind froze for a second there so I had difficulties speaking and thinking.

“Hm… AN ÆIAN?!?!?! YOU ARE A FOLLOW OF THIRST MAN!!! NOW DIE!!” shouted JM.

He pulled out a huge hammer thing out of his inventory and swung it at me in a downward arc. I tried blocking it with my hands but it was so powerful that it created a crated below me and I got pushed down to my knees. Then something weird happened. My vision began to flicker and my left eye started spinning around. If I told you what happened next right now you would be like WHAT and you would slam down the book and go cry in a corner while pondering all the possibilities which may have led to that conclusion so I’ll give you some background info. My eyes are not normal. My eyes have a bunch of different colors in them and the colors occasionally swirl around. My left eye has this pattern of an æiaforce, which is basically the symbol of all æians, and Goose told me that when æians power up they channel the power of the æiaforce and they get cool auras.

So anyway, my left started to hurt really bad. Like, really, really bad. Bad enough that I started to cry through my right eye. And then my left eye exploded and there was blood everywhere. I immediately covered my eye and massaged it with my left hand, but somehow I was still able to hold up the hammer with my right hand only. Come to think of it, the hammer felt super light now. I looked at my right arm and choked. It was covered with a colorful aura, and some parts of my shirt was ripped off for some reason. I easily grabbed JM’s hammer and tossed it aside. Then I continued to treat my left eye.

The strange part was that it HURT. More than any pain I have ever felt in my life. I coughed out some weird blackish blood and stood up. Then I felt really dizzy and fell down again.

The last thing I remembered before blacking out was someone entering into the room.

“What the heck happened here…”

Monday 12:30 PM

I rolled off of a bed in the infirmary. Not on purpose though. It was because when I woke up my entire body was paralyzed and I couldn’t move my limbs so I just flopped to the edge and fell down.

I looked around. There were a few more improvements to the infirmary since the last time I’ve been here. A lot of other people were also on the medical beds. I rolled to the exit and headbutted open the door. I squirmed outside to see many of the parts of the hallway under construction again. The paralysis ended so I got up and stumbled over towards Goose’s room. But somebody stopped me. JM. Gulp. I yelped in surprise and backed away.

“I mean no harm,” JM said as he put his hands up. I relaxed a bit.

“Well,” he continued, “I just wanna say sorry for attacking you earlier. I talked with the Headmaster and he said you were a good æian, and he also told me not to tell you that you’re an æ- oops.”

I laughed.

“No problem dude. A bunch of people already got mad at me earlier for being an æ,” I said.

“Thank you for accepting my apology comrade. I will be off to investigate the curious case of le Killa Robots.”

He did some hand symbols and disappeared.

Monday 12:50 PM

WHAT???? BLASPHEMY!!!! TRICKERY!!!

GOOSE’S LAB IS GONE!!!! WHERE THE DOOR WAS THERE WAS NOW NOTHING!!!! WHAT????????????????????????????????????????????????

A teacher walked by and I took the chance to ask him.

“Do you know where Goose’s room is?” I asked.

“Yeah, I saw him relocate it to the sector 5 of the 3^rd floor, in hallway H room 2,” the teacher said.

“Thanks,” I said as I walked in that direction. Then suddenly I almost vomited. I cupped my hand over my mouth quickly as a few drops of colorful vomit spilled out. Wait a minute… this was power. As in, pure power. But what could have made me gain so much power at once that it overflowed my body?

I looked at the teacher, who was walking away now. Could it be…?

“Hey Mind Assistant, scan that teacher guy right over there and give me info,” I thought.

“Sure. Loading analysis…” said Mind Assistant.

Name: Dubynin

Type: Very powerful ally

Species: Modifictorian

Info: Teaches the adv x3 class at the IAGA. Very powerful Phaser. Very elusive, can phase through all known materials. Don’t try to use trap moves against him because he can phase through them. Fits well in a team due to elite healing abilities.

Weakness: Not very tanky. If you are able to predict where he goes you can hit him hard with a stun attack.

I have honestly never heard of that guy or his class.

I followed his directions and teleported over to where Goose’s newly relocated room was supposed to be.

There was a sleek white door at the end of the hallway. There were also a bunch of signs that said stuff in a different language. I pushed opened the door by a bit and peeked inside. There was a room without anything in it, except for a big red pressure pad in the middle. I slipped in, closed the door behind me quickly, and examined the pressure pad. I speedbuilt a metal weight of 100 pounds and set it on the pressure pad, and the pressure pad immediately opened up to reveal a tunnel with luminescent lights going down, which the weight slid down and disappeared.

Well, what could go wrong?

I slid down the tunnel too right before the pressure pad closed.

Monday 1:10 PM

It was actually quite peaceful. There was a screen up ahead, that said “Prepare for landing.” The tunnel suddenly opened up and flung me in the air. After what seemed like a century of flying, I landed in one of those ball pit things they have at the kiddy play areas. I looked around, and noticed I was in a room that had similar aesthetics as Goose’s old lab. A strange looking robot who only had a head and bounced on a spring-like thing attached to his bottom hopped towards me.

“Greetings, visitor. Allow me to take you to Goose,” it beeped robotically.

It continued to bounce towards a door on the opposite side of the room, and I followed the robot.

The door slid open, and we continued along a narrow hallway with a bunch of robots chattering and eating, and at last we arrived at Goose’s lab. It looked even more furnished than before, now with the addition of a bunch of robot butlers.

Goose waddled from behind a large counter to face me.

“Oh, hello Sheldon. I was afraid you wouldn’t find the new place. They had me relocate cause they planned on building a weird new room where my old lab was. I heard it was requested by the scientists, and I have no idea what they’re using it for,” honked Goose.

“Cool,” I said, “So when should we leave for the thing?”

“I dunno. How about right now? I’ll call Ligma.”

“Sure.”

“HEY, LIGMA!!! WE’RE LEAVING NOW!!!” called Goose.

Ligma ran out from another room and tripped on the weight I made.

“As you see, his current Shell is also not very agile, and can cause clumsiness,” noted Goose.

“Well, you can say that again,” mumbled Ligma as he got up using all 4 of his hands.

”Follow me to our ship. We can reach there quickly,” said Goose as he turned around and marched towards a wall that opened up to reveal a space dock with a couple of spaceships.

Monday 1:45 PM

We got in a spaceship and Goose climbed into the cockpit.

“You know how to fly these?” asked Ligma.

“Yes. I have over 69 years of formal training,” replied Goose.

He pressed a blue button that said “Do not press” and then everything around us began to glitch.

“What’s going on?” I asked.

“We are traveling through the Alterway. It is a shortcut through long distances. There are some risks while Altering, such as the lag being too much and ripping you limb from limb, or getting stuck in a glitching area and never be able to move again,” said Goose casually.

Ligma raised his eyebrows.

Monday 1:20 PM

Yay, we’re there now!

We stepped off of the spaceship. We were in a desert, with nothing to see for miles.

“You sure this is the right place?” Ligma asked.

“Yes. Somewhere on this planet is an abandoned Chromesteel mine. But I sense danger. Be careful,” warned Goose.

I also sensed something weird.

“Trace down the Chromesteel mine,” I thought.

“Sure. Generating quickest pathway,” said Mind Assistant.

After a few seconds, a bright red path cut across the horizon in my vision.

“Follow me, I found the fastest route there,” I said.

We walked for a couple more minutes until the sand under our feet began to shift.

“Is this normal??” asked Ligma.

“Uh… no,” admitted Goose.

Suddenly, a bunch of holes opened up and these sand creatures sprang out of them. The sand creatures were around the size of a grown human man, with armor-like shells that covered their back and deadly razors that covered their legs, arms, and hands. Its face was somewhat like a mutant dog, with a long snout and glowing eyes.

“Gah… Eitarus. Very annoying. We had them back on our home planet, and their only weakness is the small gaps beneath the plates of their armor,” said Ligma. 4 glowing sabers grew from his hands and he began to slash at the Eitarus.

He was unlike anything I had ever seen. His arms moved in complete unison with his body, cutting and weaving through the Eitarus like a hot nuke through weak planetary substances.

While I was gaping at Ligma’s insane swordplay skills, an Eitaru clamped its jaws on my hand and started swinging me around. It then threw me in the air and punched me all the way to the other side of the planet.

Monday 1:45 PM

I landed on a boulder and I rolled off. I was in a huge hole dug in the ground, with a ton of abandoned drills and carts. This must be the Chromesteel mine…

I ventured into a cave and found it packed full of Chromesteel. I was about to break some of it off, but I heard some chittering behind me. There was a HUMONGOUS spider who had rise up right from the center of the mine. Rocks and boulders rolled off of its gargantuan body as it stood up.

Gulp. This guy must have been why the people left the mine.

He shot a huge glob of venom at me and I teleported on to of him and I punched his head. He didn’t even budge, and then he shook me off and swiped at me with his huge spike claw thing. I rolled out of the way, and luckily the claw did all the work for me and severed huge chunks of Chromesteel which I packed into my inventory quickly.

But not quickly enough to evade a second strike, which lifted me off the ground. The giant spider lifted me up and opened its mouth.

Oh no. HE WAS GOING TO EAT ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

It was only a matter of time before I would be eaten. I knew what I had to do.

I closed my eyes and reached out to the æiaforce. As I reopened my eyes, my left eye began to twitch really badly. Focus.

Focus.

Focus.

My eyes felt normal again, and now I was surrounded by a radiant aura. I easily teleported out of the spider’s grasp. He continued to unleash a flurry of attacks at me, but I dodged them all with ease. I laughed because of how nooby this guy was now.

Ouch. I rubbed my arm, where I just got hit. I accidently lost concentration back there.

The boss spider shot venom at me, so I jumped up in the air. I made an energy ball with my hands and shot it at the spider boss.

Monday 2:30 PM

Ew. Spider guts. All over the place.

The boss spider got blown up into a billion pieces and now the entire place was covered by spider guts. None of it got onto me, fortunately. And then my left eye started to throb again. The pain grew worse and worse…

And then my eye popped again. Bruh. I speedbuilt some cotton swabs to stop the bleeding and I continued on my way back.

I teleported to Ligma and Goose when I recovered enough energy.

“What happened to your eye?” asked Ligma.

So I told them about the spider thing.

“Yes, yes, that is exactly what I thought would happen,” whispered Goose.

“Huh??” both me and Ligma said at the same time.

“Sheldon overexerted his powers, caused his main power source to overload and fry. Through intense training, he might be able to tap into his Primal æian powers without any recoil damage.”

“That’s cool,” said Ligma. “Did you get enough Chromesteel?”

“Yeah, here it is,” I said as I dumped out the Chromesteel I gathered.

I speedbuilt it into a suit of armor for Ligma.

“Whoa…” Ligma’s eyes lit up as he examined the armor. Literally. Like, his head is a jack o lantern so the interior lights literally lit up lol.

Goose removed his head from the old armor and put it onto the new one.

“This feels much better,” smiled Ligma.

“Let’s go now,” said Goose, “Our mission is complete.”

Then the sand in front of exploded and a giant sand worm thing popped out and attacked us all and Goose almost died.

Monday 2:50 PM

Seriously. The oversized sand worm emerged from a hole in the ground. It was even longer than we thought as its entire body slid out of the hole.

Ligma did some weird things with his swords. He waved them around and finally touched them all together.

“What are you doing?” I asked.

“I am summoning the power of the Pumpkin People,” said Ligma.

With a bright flash of light, orange scales appeared all over Ligma’s swords and armor, and the light inside his head changed from red to blue.

He leapt off the ground and sliced the sand worm in half. The two halves of the worm crashed down to the ground, kicking up a ton of sand, and Ligma landed in the middle.

He walked back to us, and his special form faded away.

Dang.

And I thought I was OP.

We also both gained a lot of exp, but for some reason Goose wasn’t absorbing any exp.

“Why aren’t you getting exp?? Are you bugged?” I asked Goose.

“No. I have no need of exp so I trained my body to repel all exp. In this goose form, I have approximately a 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000023847612837461892% chance of being powerful, so I have dedicated my life to strengthen my mind and not my body,” explained Goose.

After we got all the exp, we got back inside the spaceship and began the journey back to the IAGA.

Monday 3:20 PM

We got back there much quicker with the Alterway path. We parked the ship in Goose’s space dock and we stepped out. The gate opened up and we walked into Goose’s lab.

Which would have been cool, except his lab was totally destroyed.

I mean like, completely demolished.

Fully wrecked.

Entirely nuked.

It was as if someone had ran a bulldozer through it.

“What…” Goose whispered. He dropped to his knees. It must have hurt really bad for him, cuz this was basically like his home and he had years’ worth of research in there.

Then we heard footsteps and someone stepped out. JM.

“Did you do this?!” honked Goose angrily.

“No, I didn’t. I am investigating the crime scene to find out the culprit,” said JM calmly.

He took out a scanner machine thing and set it on the ground. A few seconds later, it started beeping and JM grabbed it.

“Ah, just what I thought,” he murmured.

“Hey, look what I found!” exclaimed a voice from another room.

A guy with a weird t shirt that said “I give free animal food” walked out and he was holding a dirty tissue.

“The gunk on this tissue is the same substance we found on the killer robots,” he said enthusiastically.

“Cool,” said JM, “and guys, let me introduce this guy over here. He’s my friend from Earth.”

“Hello,” said the new guy, extending a hand.

“My birth name is Zebra6942069420, but everyone calls me…”

He paused.

“Lenin.”

Epilogue

Thirst Man was furious. Sheldon was getting too powerful quickly. Thirst Man raged and kicked a rock. The rock broke apart on contact and split into a trillion pieces.

“The zombie army is ready, Thirst Man,” said Bubgi as he approached him.

“Good. We leave right now,” stated Thirst Man.

Rat-Beast followed them.

Then the entire planet began to rumble. Trillions of zombies burst out of the ground and canyons and mountains. There were small ones, large ones. Regular ones, abnormal ones.

“Yes. This is enough to defeat the IAGA,” said Thirst Man. “Well done, Bubgi, well done.”

And then an oversized potato fell from the sky and onto Thirst Man’s head.

Thirst Man screeched.

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Amazing 

what does " and I teleported on to of him" mean?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

maybe on top of dem

you are graet 

this one was pretty short but good

ok

the season finales gonna be super long though

And super anticipated 

can i draw?

sure

Maybe you can just add more episodes to each season, like let’s say 15 episodes.

maybe

some seasons will be longer

Ok

Sheldon art coming up

nice