yeah im the best drink
Lemonade~
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Apr 23, 2025
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Got-Dead wrote:
Lemonade is the worst drink to ever exist. Even that is a massive understatement. It is the worst thing to exist, a tarnish, a disgusting blotch in the grand tapestry of the universe. It is putrid, it is vile, every drop of it's heretical drink is a blasphemy against the tastebuds. I deign to think how any one person, let alone multiple people could ever even think to like, much less worship such a horrendous crime against existence. Every step, from gutting the fair lemon upon a plastic spike, to the malevolent adding of terrible sugar, to when it's served to it's unknowing victims is designed to cause as much suffering as possible. It's parasitical measures, taste and texture are the scourge of any self respecting being.
#107 I think dead likes makeing people mad
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Apr 23, 2025
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#117
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Got-Dead wrote:
Lemonade is the worst drink to ever exist. Even that is a massive understatement. It is the worst thing to exist, a tarnish, a disgusting blotch in the grand tapestry of the universe. It is putrid, it is vile, every drop of it's heretical drink is a blasphemy against the tastebuds. I deign to think how any one person, let alone multiple people could ever even think to like, much less worship such a horrendous crime against existence. Every step, from gutting the fair lemon upon a plastic spike, to the malevolent adding of terrible sugar, to when it's served to it's unknowing victims is designed to cause as much suffering as possible. It's parasitical measures, taste and texture are the scourge of any self respecting being.
I think dead just wants to make me mad XD
#125
Lemonade is the best drink to ever exist. Even that is a massive understatement. It is the best thing to exist, a delicious, brightening spot of life in the grand tapestry of the universe. It is refined, it is heavenly, every drop of its wonderful drink is a praising blessing to the tastebuds. I deign to think how any one person, let alone multiple people could ever even think to dislike, much less censure such a resplendent gift of existence. Every step, from squeezing the fair lemon within a juicer, to the brilliant adding of blessed sugar, to when it's served to its enlightened warriors after their fight for its glory, is designed to cause as much flavorful enlightenment as possible. Its symbiotic effects, taste and texture are the freedom and joy of any self respecting being.
Lemonade is the best drink to ever exist. Even that is a massive understatement. It is the best thing to exist, a delicious, brightening spot of life in the grand tapestry of the universe. It is refined, it is heavenly, every drop of its wonderful drink is a praising blessing to the tastebuds. I deign to think how any one person, let alone multiple people could ever even think to dislike, much less censure such a resplendent gift of existence. Every step, from squeezing the fair lemon within a juicer, to the brilliant adding of blessed sugar, to when it's served to its enlightened warriors after their fight for its glory, is designed to cause as much flavorful enlightenment as possible. Its symbiotic effects, taste and texture are the freedom and joy of any self respecting being.
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