let's make a story!

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Rules: no inappropriate stuff. No making a new story. Can only write one sentence per post. Once you post, you must wait for somebody else to post then you can post again. No saying "the end"

How to play: We will make a story! I will start with the first sentence, then it's all yours! every post is one sentence, and it has to be related to the post before it. It also has to go with the story.

 

I'll start it off

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once there was a man

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A lonely man
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He liked eating ice cream.

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or did he?
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He ate so much that day, he died.
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But then he was resurrected by a talking sandwich.
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The sandwich gave him a mission and sent him to Sword Ar... a parallel universe!
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But then he was attacked by a lion.
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He suffered from something much worse than death, perpetual sensations of needles constantly pricking his thumb.
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The ion licked the thumb but died, so you gain a new ability called 'Poisoning Thumb'.
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Lion*
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He walked through the parallel universe stabbing everybody with his poisonous thumb.

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and then decided to launch a series of threads on  site mainly entitled "Be Yourself" and the next will be entitled TomThumb.

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He then became the most popular man on chess.com

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...until one day the wicked fairy of the West.........

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turned the "Most Popular Man" into a...

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..deluded self-pitying fantasising being....

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...surviving on a diet of...

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.....and whilst gulping down his food in his lonely bedsit dreaming impossible dreams of a happy family....