let's make a story!

try to obtain a pacemaker in Oz to implant it into the tin man to try to stimulate his heart back into sinus rhythm,He went up and down the High Street trying to fine a place to purchase a pacemaker.But he failed to find any places.Then suddenly............

Professor Heartbeat the renowned Cardiologist whose speciality was to implant state of the art pacemakers arrived on the scene.The tin man ran to him and greeted him like a long lost friend.When the tin man explained that he needed a pacemaker the Professor assured him that he could easily implant one but there might be a serious snag in the future.He went on to explain.........

that if the tin man were ever in need of an MRI scan he would not be able to have one with a pacemaker implant........

so the tin man decided to seek the opinion of another cardiologist who was noted for.....

but only the finest crayfish sandwiches with truffles

When he finally awoke Professor Eatyourheartout held a consultation with the tin man and the result was...

so the ever resouceful Prof contacted a colleague of his Professor Efim Schachmeister head of the Munich School of Psychiatry who agreed to see the tin man to see if he could give him some therapy to induce the creation of emotion despite the absence of a heart.And so the tin man took a flight to Munich where he was met at the airport by the Prof who drove him in a state of the art Mercedes to his consulting room where........

The tin man was then transported in a van with blacked-out windows.He was blindfolded and handcuffed with hands behind his back.He was also  feet shackled.He thought to himself how can I escape from this situation?At one stage the van halted and he heard the driver leaving the vehicle and closing his door.Then.........

at that stage the tin man had managed to get part of his blindfold moved to allow him a small measure of vision.When he saw who it was who had warned him about making a sound he at once recognised him.He was none other than........

The scene switches to the "Cotton Club" in Harlem NY.The tin man entered the discretely lit club and saw sitting in a corner his old buddy  Guiseppe  "bruiser"  Scalpelini.Yo Guiseppe tin man shouted.At that point the band led by the famous composer and musician "The Duke" started to play "Take the A Train" which evoked a hearty clapping by the patrons.Then as he approached Guiseppe's table who should he see sat at the same table but..........

in favour of  Frankie "the razor" Manzini  who had decided to elope with Dorothy to sunny

Puerto Rico.However "Big" Jule was not happy with this plan because he also had the hots for 

pretty Dorothy and so he rose from the table and......

"Hey Doll"  intoned Big Jule   "you're my personal squeeze.But the choice is yours,come with me to Copacabana Beach where we can have a real meaningful relationship.Or alternatively you may prefer being encased alive in a concrete waistcoat."And so......