Let’s make a story about chess

There was once a very weak pawn, he just ended up in this checker board world somehow, then...

We poor mortals are but pawns upon a checker board of nights and days

And bishop bashing was invented

There was only 3 people on the board, one black king and one white king at the bottom, the pawn one space until reaching the top of the board. (He just realized he’s on a board)

Once upon a time, on an 8x8 board in a distant chess club, lived a lonely White pawn. He felt so alone, even though there were other pawns on either side of him and royalty behind him. It did not help. He felt so alone.

He stood in front of all of these nobles with so much more power than he. And he was also in the centre of that rank. What a horrible place to be and he could not see much of a future for himself. Suddenly, he felt something grab him and then he really was all alone, standing in the centre of the board, all by himself, with everyone else still behind him.

As he stood there helpless, mindful of his fate,  a menacing Black Knight moved out to threaten him. What was going to happen to him? What could he do? He stood there, motionless, waiting, waiting for what? He did not know, could not know. (Did not want to know!)

The war had started and he was in the centre of it. And all he could do was wait for someone else to make a decision . . . and determine his fate. "Oh chess", he thought. "What a terrible position to be in."

So he ultimately ended up on the square and having  come to grips with the Grand Master decided to make some money by becoming a pawnbroker.

Here’s the story so far it would be changed

When the winning King was hailed the victor in the final match

he was determined to retain his supremacy.Therefore he decreed

that in the future any opposition which challenged him would be

immediately subject to pawnicide.!

Enter the story Madam Marfona. and LouisLunchbox.

Having arrived at the International Championship in Shanghai they first went to their favourite haunt .The Drug Scene" run by Hoo Flung Dung the world famous author of "The Spot on the Wall".Bring.on the opium LouisLunchbox shouted.The hookahs NOT hookers were produced and then the fun began.Madam Marfona .........

Particularly that the pawn disguised his Bishop.

Then at the entrance. to the Drug  Scene the loud beating of a gong started.............