Liar's thread.
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This is boring.
I was the couch of Kasparov!
No, I WAS!
I employ 32 illegal immigrants so that I can play living chess with my next door neighbour, Madonna.
This is actually true.
I have Kaspaov's phone number! Muahhahahahahahahahaha!
OK, I've lied, I wasn't the couch of Kasparov - I AM Kasparov!
I'm simply the best
i was kasparov's Lay-Z-boy.
Xbig. if you want to start silly topics you should put them in the off-topic forum. Not here in the analysis section. I will report this to Erik.
p.s. I play blitz chess in the sauna with pieces made from ice.
The ancient Romans invented a type of quick drying cement that could actually set under water.
Kingskiller wrote: OK, I've lied, I wasn't the couch of Kasparov - I AM Kasparov!
I was just seized by police! http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/kasparov-seized-by-russian-police
P.S.: there is Internet in Russian jails with access only to chess.com.
i shot JFK
I'm actually a grandmaster in disguise..
In order to pay my tuition, I have taken a job as a hired assassin.
I hate chess!!
I was on the phone with Karpov and he told me he still did'nt know the rules of chess, I asked him how he won so many tournaments and he just shrugged his shoulders.
I died. BOOM!
I find this very offensive.