Limericks

Let's write some!

Shouting, "e4 is best by test!"

He held ECO to his breast

But he chose the wrong crowd

To scream and yell so loud

As the ladies at Macy's atest.

Capablanca was a player,

Debutantes hadn't a prayer

When he showed them a pin

And they let his horse in

They wanted to give him the chair!

It's been a long time coming

I can hear the stallion's hooves drumming.

The Catholics and the black Knight

will the King and Queen reunite.

From the ramparts we behold this grand sight!

Judit was his one and only,

But he showed her his Benoni

And she screwed up his pawns,

Central control was gone,

She sliced him like cheap bologna.

I'm correcting the rhyming of my previous limerick:

It's been a long time coming

I can hear the stallion's hooves drumming.

The Catholics and the black Knight

will the King and Queen reunite.

White will soon get a good thrumming!

There are many who feel alarm

When they go to work on the farm.

The Holstien says moo,

Well how do you do?

Just feed her, you'll come to no harm.

ha ha ha ha