There was a young fellow called Bright,
Who could travel much faster than light.
He set off one day,
In the relative way,
And returned on the previous night.
Limericks/Rhymes....keep it clean, if possible :)
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Hey, you're right that is much funnier!
Unfortunately, I will now be singing Dancing Queen all day.
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Hey, you're right that is much funnier!
Unfortunately, I will now be singing Dancing Queen all day.
lol, it's just the rhyming scheme :)
For example, here's my favorite limerick (it's actually the one which my username is based on)
e to the pi times i
Plus one equals naught but a sigh
This fact amazed Euler
The mathematical toiler
And to this day gives us pause by the by
Lee has been awful so far. Mini-limericks, yet funny.
This is not a limerick, it’s just a rhyme.
Kayak is the best on this site
She’s clever, witty and bright
Comes in like a storm
For her that’s the norm
Don’t argue, she’s probably right! 
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On the chest of a barmaid from Sale
Was tatooed the price of brown ale.
For the sake of the blind
On her ample behind
Was the same information in Braille
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I went to a doctor of physic
Who mixed me a strong aphrodisiac
I fell to the ground
When I woke up I found
I was chained to a lamp post in Chiswick
miniman2804 wrote:
On the chest of a barmaid from Sale
Was tatooed the price of brown ale.
For the sake of the blind
On her ample behind
Was the same information in Braille
Nice one! 
Erik founded a dot com site
He worked all day and he worked all night
He’s a clever chap and try as he might
He’ll keep on going till he gets it right
Come on Erik!
there once was a randy chat bot
whose libido suffused every thought
he would wheedle and beg
then he'd hump every leg
('twas as likely pdela as not)
ConnorMacleod_151 wrote:
ahaaa!!!
I should be good at this.
Looks like your melons are muted.
kaynight wrote:
I'll miss him..
I think you really will miss him. You two were a chalk & cheese act.
kaynight wrote:
Wonder what happened.
I don't know. I think there's a contract out on him.
Currently looking into it, I'll let you know what I find
EulerTheToiler wrote:
Currently looking into it, I'll let you know what I find
Thanks.
There was a young lady, quite odd
who thought every child came from god
It was not the almighty,
that went up her nightie
But Roger the lodger, the sod
There was a young man from St Bees
Who was stung on the arm by a wasp.
When they said 'Does it hurt?'
He replied 'No it doesn't;
It's a good job it wasn't a hornet'.