looking for a gf

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ElonMusk-Official

yo. currently looking for a gf

qualifications include:

  • must be hot (emotionally or thermally,)
  • doesn’t mind that i live in my mom’s basement (it’s only temporary)
  • Must love long walks to the fridge and reading Terms & Conditions

  • Can cook 2-minute noodles in 1 minute

about me:

  • 6’0
  • love cereal
  • once did 10 pushups
ElonMusk-Official

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Winston1234e

uhhhhhhow old are you

BasixWhiteBoy

I would submit an application, but I'm always cold, and can only cook 2-minute noodle meals in a minute and a half. I'm just not good enough...

Stormy-Boy-2007
Hard to tell if this guy is serious or not. 😂
ElonMusk-Official

#4 bruh . are you boy or girl

ElonMusk-Official

#3 im old enough

BasixWhiteBoy
ElonMusk-Official wrote:

#4 bruh . are you boy or girl

My brother and I share this account, but I'm a girl.

ElonMusk-Official

ooooo

JardTheCreator
#8 change your name to basixwhitegirl and honour hazel~
BasixWhiteBoy
JardTheCreator wrote:
#8 change your name to basixwhitegirl and honour hazel~

I mean, her account is still open. It makes the most sense to match usernames.

ElonMusk-Official

#8 how old are u

BasixWhiteBoy
ElonMusk-Official wrote:

#8 how old are u

17, and getting older by the day!

ElonMusk-Official

.........................you are old

Iconic-Shadow

How old are you? . I'm 15 and you?

BasixWhiteBoy

Kidding. I'm 15.

ElonMusk-Official

#16 u sure

ElonMusk-Official

BRUHS, LOOK WHAT I FOUNDDDDDD 💀💀💀

WE’VE BEEN BETRAYED… 😭😭😭

JUST SEARCH “What your homeschooled kids are actually doing on Chess.com forums…”
WE WILL NOT SURVIVE THIS

ElonMusk-Official

ElonMusk-Official

eh link got deletedd