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epicsneyser3000
If i say: i wish for pizza u say granted, but it has a very tasty flavor.
Get it?
epicsneyser3000
I wish for a good pet rocks
Yao_Wang
Granted, but it has a very smooth and comforting texture.
Yao_Wang
I wish for pizza
BlueHairedFemboy13
granted, and its got your favorite toppings
BlueHairedFemboy13
i wish i didnt have social anxiety
epicsneyser3000
Granted and now you are the happiest person ever
epicsneyser3000
I wish for a gf
BewareOfFallingCoconuts
Granted, but SHE’S LITERALLY THE WOMAN OF YOUR DREAMS
BewareOfFallingCoconuts
I wish I was 9 again
epicsneyser3000
Granted!
epicsneyser3000
I wish to marry :3
Ultrawolf259

Granted, and you get the kindest, most amazing partner you could ever ask for

Ultrawolf259

I wish to meet my celebrity crush

epicsneyser3000
Granted and once she sees u, she wants to marry u
I wish for be chased of my worst nightmare
Ultrawolf259

Granted, and you are put into the best dream of your life

Ultrawolf259

I wish that people would stop thinking I'm male

epicsneyser3000
Granted
epicsneyser3000
Wait what?
epicsneyser3000
I wish to be chased by every girl on this world