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WHy do you only eat ramen every two weeks/
I love sending people an unreasonable number of LoZ questions.
Why does it rain every time I'm about to climb a mountain—is Hyrule just passive-aggressive?
Can you cook a Korok if you throw it into a volcano?
Is Revali actually a bird, or just a very angry feather duster?
If you parry a Guardian laser with a soup ladle, do you become King of Hyrule?
How does Link carry 72 shields, 83 swords, 13 bears, and a stack of fish in his pockets?
Link never talks, how did he get so many friends? Should I stop talking too?
Can Ultrahand fix my real-life IKEA furniture?
Is Fuse just Nintendo’s way of saying “go ahead, make a war crime hammer”?
If I stick a minecart to a Zonai rocket to a Korok to a cow... is that art?
Why are the sages all cooler than Link, and why do they follow him like he's the unpopular kid with snacks?
If you fall from the Sky Islands for 12 minutes straight, does Link eventually hit a loading screen or just despair?
Is Zelda actually a dragon, or is this just another plot twist like “Sheik is Zelda” but 10x more chaotic?
How many mushrooms does it take before Link legally becomes part of the forest?
Can Zelda summon an army of beds to just knock Ganon unconscious with comfort?
If Zelda uses magic to solve puzzles, can she magic me a functional sleep schedule?
If we hear Zelda’s inner thoughts, will they all just be “why is everyone like this?”
Why is everyone in Skyloft okay with living on floating rocks with no guardrails?
If Groose got his own spinoff, would it be called Groose of the Wild?
Is Fi a sword or just Google Assistant with anxiety?
Can I sue Ghirahim for emotional damage and unnecessary ballet?
Why does Link become the most powerful soldier in history with zero military training?
Why does Tingle exist, and why is he allowed to fight?
If you pause time while fighting 400 enemies, do they just stand there awkwardly?
Is the real villain in Hyrule Warriors just poor time management?
How does Impa stay calm while babysitting literal timelines?
WHy do you only eat ramen every two weeks/
I love sending people an unreasonable number of LoZ questions.
Why does it rain every time I'm about to climb a mountain—is Hyrule just passive-aggressive?
Can you cook a Korok if you throw it into a volcano?
Is Revali actually a bird, or just a very angry feather duster?
If you parry a Guardian laser with a soup ladle, do you become King of Hyrule?
How does Link carry 72 shields, 83 swords, 13 bears, and a stack of fish in his pockets?
Link never talks, how did he get so many friends? Should I stop talking too?
Can Ultrahand fix my real-life IKEA furniture?
Is Fuse just Nintendo’s way of saying “go ahead, make a war crime hammer”?
If I stick a minecart to a Zonai rocket to a Korok to a cow... is that art?
Why are the sages all cooler than Link, and why do they follow him like he's the unpopular kid with snacks?
If you fall from the Sky Islands for 12 minutes straight, does Link eventually hit a loading screen or just despair?
Is Zelda actually a dragon, or is this just another plot twist like “Sheik is Zelda” but 10x more chaotic?
How many mushrooms does it take before Link legally becomes part of the forest?
Can Zelda summon an army of beds to just knock Ganon unconscious with comfort?
If Zelda uses magic to solve puzzles, can she magic me a functional sleep schedule?
If we hear Zelda’s inner thoughts, will they all just be “why is everyone like this?”
Why is everyone in Skyloft okay with living on floating rocks with no guardrails?
If Groose got his own spinoff, would it be called Groose of the Wild?
Is Fi a sword or just Google Assistant with anxiety?
Can I sue Ghirahim for emotional damage and unnecessary ballet?
Why does Link become the most powerful soldier in history with zero military training?
Why does Tingle exist, and why is he allowed to fight?
If you pause time while fighting 400 enemies, do they just stand there awkwardly?
Is the real villain in Hyrule Warriors just poor time management?
How does Impa stay calm while babysitting literal timelines?
But i only eat ramen every 2 weeks since thats when im at my dads and we go to the restaurant
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