Melania the beautiful

Song parody from 2016.

You're beautiful and such a prize,

there's so much you would gain

Your loveliness can enhance me,

listen as I explain

Me-la-ni-a, Me-la-ni-a,

support my vanity

Act like a good trophy wife should

for ev'ryone to see

and one from 1994 for bipartisanship

President Clinton looked down on Monica's hairdo

Secret Service all around, will we hear what they knew?

Pity poor Lewinski's plight, she looks like a foo-ool,

As Hillary begins the fight branding her a too-oo-ool

The first is to the tune of America the Beautiful and the second to Good King Wenceslas

To the tune of stayin' alive from 2025

Well, you can tell by the way I talk
I am Donald Trump no one can balk
I draw crowds and lackeys swarm, I've kicked them around
Since I was born
If it gives you fright, it's okay
I'll live to scam another day
You can try to understand
This New Yorker's the greatest man

Whether I’m your father or I made you a mother
I’ve been tellin’ a lie, tellin’ a lie
Constitution breakin' and everybody quakin'
And I’m tellin’ a lie, tellin’ a lie
Ah, ha, ha, ha, tellin’ a lie, tellin’ a lie
Ah, ha, ha, ha, tellin’ a lie

I try to buy low and to sell high
And if I can't do either, I make you cry
Got the ones I’ve duped to be my crews
I am running scams and I just can't lose
If you disagree, you will pay
I will just lock you away
You just need to understand
My coronation will be grand

When my mouth is open and ev’ry time I’ve spoken
I’ve been tellin’ a lie, tellin’ a lie
Reputation’s sinkin' from the people thinkin'
And I’m tellin’ a lie, tellin’ a lie
Ah, ha, ha, ha, tellin’ a lie, tellin’ a lie
Ah, ha, ha, ha, tellin’ a lie

You’re going nowhere, you better trust me
You better trust me, yeah
You’re going nowhere, you better trust me
I'm tellin’ a lie

Well, you can tell by the way I act
I'm a spoiled brat and that’s a fact
I’m so loud when I spew scorn, drowning others out
Since I was born
I’m the one that’s right, it's my day
It's my genius that’s on display
My tariff plan you understand
Will hurt you job and get you canned

Whether you like MAGA or for me you’re gaga
I’m tellin’ a lie, tellin’ a lie
Feel the country chokin' now that congress is broken
And I’m tellin’ a lie, tellin’ a lie
Ah, ha, ha, ha, tellin’ a lie, tellin’ a lie
Ah, ha, ha, ha, tellin’ a lie

I’ll guide you nowhere, but you can trust me
But you can trust me, yeah
I’ll guide you nowhere, but you can trust me
I'm tellin’ a lie
I’ll guide you nowhere, but you can trust me
But you can trust me, yeah
I’ll guide you nowhere, but you can trust me
I'm tellin’ a lie
I’ll guide you nowhere, but you can trust me
But you can trust me, yeah
I’ll guide you nowhere, but you can trust me
I'm tellin’ a lie
I’ll guide you nowhere, but you can trust me
But you can trust me, yeah
I’ll guide you nowhere, but you can trust me
I'm tellin’ a lie

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