Muffin’s AMA
Who would pet Peeves, he’s a poltergeist, you can’t even touch him
___ im gay
A) yes
B) maybe
C) -leave blank-
D) HELL YEAH
but seriously, maybe b)?
I’m sorry I can’t be online every hour of the week ;-;
I’m sorry I can’t be online every hour of the week ;-;
Completely unacceptable
Wow Chip, didn’t know you were grinding!
Nah, that’s my intelligent evil twin. But I’m still smart myself! I invented this machine, for example:

Behold, the RTARMFMJFMFS (Revolutionary and Totally Awesome and Rad Moving Fart Machine or Just “Fart Machine” For Short), carefully crafted to appease my refined sense of humor.
I got a lot:
- When someone eats with their mouth open, or speaking while eating
- When people don’t wash their hands before eating
- When I’m interrupted while speaking, especially if it’s something I’m enthusiastic about
- When my family tells me that the accident was not my fault
