My cat is a fiend from Hell in vaguely feline form.

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blueemu

My evidence:

1) Last year my cat chewed the sash of my sister's house-coat into two pieces and swallowed half-a-meter of it (that's about 18 inches, for our American forum members). We had to wait until it had worked its way through her digestive system, then lift her tail and gently extract the sash from the cat's butt, centimeter by centimeter. I hope I don't have to draw you a picture.

2) She enjoys chewing on tacks. Yes, tacks. Naturally, whenever I catch her doing it I take them away from her and shut them in a drawer. Last month she snuck inside the night-stand, stood up on her hind legs and pushed the drawer open from behind... and then she reclaimed her confiscated cat toys.

3) At four o'clock in the morning last night, I was woken up by a series of loud thumps and crashes coming from the computer room. Naturally, I knew immediately that Cheetah (my cat) was the guilty party. I went into the computer room and found her on top of a five-foot-tall armoire that I'm using as a computer desk. She had jumped from the floor right up to the top of the armoire, and was clearing it off by pushing everything off the edge, to crash onto the floor.

4) Later today (the same freaking day!) she jumped up on top of my sister's wall-mounted electric heater and started playing with the controls. She dialed it down to ten degrees centigrade (about 52 Fahrenheit) and then entered a child-proofing (or human-proofing) code, locking us out! We had to go online to the manufacturer's website, find out how to disable the child-proofing lock, and then get an electrician in to reset it!

After the "chewing tacks and eating house-coats" thing, I took Cheetah to the Vet to make sure she was OK. He said that she seemed to be perfectly healthy.

Damned cat doesn't need a Vet... she needs an Exorcist.

ricorat

Sounds your cat and my chihuahua would get along well

ChampoftheBepoCamp

She needs a philosopher

blueemu
ChampoftheCommieCamp wrote:

She needs a philosopher

She needs a slap on the side of the head.

ChampoftheBepoCamp
ricorat wrote:

Sounds your cat and my chihuahua would get along well



sndeww

what.

ChampoftheBepoCamp
B1ZMARK wrote:

what.

His cat is acting up

Her friend is acting up too... stealing her water bottle!

varelse1

LOL

blueemu
B1ZMARK wrote:

what.

spelt wut.

ChampoftheBepoCamp
blueemu wrote:
B1ZMARK wrote:

what.

spelt wut.

Not a book definiton!

Andrea

Do you have professional cat exircists over there? 
i must google that. 

CenterMass51075

Reach out to Marie-AnneLiz; she has 3 beautiful cats on her profile.  Maybe she has some insight.  Good luck.  I have a great dog!

Marie-AnneLiz

In my humble opinion his cat seem to be bore so she need some company? If she is still young another young female maybe...if she is old well an older one? or some toys?

But I'm sure blueemu know all that wink.png

One thing for sure blueemu has one hell of a cat lol.

SadWolfi
Blblblb...whos this coming into my home...blblblb
assassin3752
blueemu wrote:

My evidence:

1) Last year my cat chewed the sash of my sister's house-coat into two pieces and swallowed half-a-meter of it (that's about 18 inches, for our American forum members). We had to wait until it had worked its way through her digestive system, then lift her tail and gently extract the sash from the cat's butt, centimeter by centimeter. I hope I don't have to draw you a picture.

2) She enjoys chewing on tacks. Yes, tacks. Naturally, whenever I catch her doing it I take them away from her and shut them in a drawer. Last month she snuck inside the night-stand, stood up on her hind legs and pushed the drawer open from behind... and then she reclaimed her confiscated cat toys.

3) At four o'clock in the morning last night, I was woken up by a series of loud thumps and crashes coming from the computer room. Naturally, I knew immediately that Cheetah (my cat) was the guilty party. I went into the computer room and found her on top of a five-foot-tall armoire that I'm using as a computer desk. She had jumped from the floor right up to the top of the armoire, and was clearing it off by pushing everything off the edge, to crash onto the floor.

4) Later today (the same freaking day!) she jumped up on top of my sister's wall-mounted electric heater and started playing with the controls. She dialed it down to ten degrees centigrade (about 52 Fahrenheit) and then entered a child-proofing (or human-proofing) code, locking us out! We had to go online to the manufacturer's website, find out how to disable the child-proofing lock, and then get an electrician in to reset it!

After the "chewing tacks and eating house-coats" thing, I took Cheetah to the Vet to make sure she was OK. He said that she seemed to be perfectly healthy.

Damned cat doesn't need a Vet... she needs an Exorcist.

 

someone needs to slap a hammer on the side of your cat's face.

SadWolfi
Blblblb...whos this coming into my home...blblblb
Gymstar

you make no sense

AlCzervik

1. are you sure there wasn't catnip on the coat?

2. you need caps for the metal side of the thumbtacks.

3. this one's on you. as a cat owner (or, it kinda sounds like the cat owns you!) you should know anything a cat can knock off a table/counter, etc., it will. i mean, if the earth really were flat, cats would have knocked everything off.

4. she was probably just hot.

as far as the exorcist...are you sure you want your cat puking all over your priest?

EscherehcsE

Watch the first minute of this video - Maybe it might help with Item #3?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMD-504oiU8

Andrea